Geoff Holtzman

We are the champions twitter.com/Capitals/statu…

I guess this is progress, but it’s mostly symbolic — not substantive. The problem isn’t that kids are off on Veterans Day — it’s that they’re off on days like today, a random Friday in April. And that’s why I can’t get excited about this proposal.⁦ share.google/kumdbxjbJQpFCB…

@WTOP FCPS parent here. Pretty sure a kid designed the calendar. Hardly any normal weeks. Multiple closures for special elections. Early release days littered throughout the year. Closed for 2 days after spring break. Memorial Day is somehow a 5 day weekend. Early release for wind.

"CHAOTIC AND ERRATIC": Fairfax County Public Schools' calendar is filled with holidays, workdays and half days, frustrating some parents due to the inconsistent schedule. wtop.com/fairfax-county…

EAT. REAL. FOOD.

@jakekauderer Mike Locksley in class

Michael Locksley said he was at the Indiana-Miami National Championship, and that the final 4 playoff teams were all led by Nick Saban disciples — like Locksley. "If you want any hope ... I sat in the same meeting, same classroom, the same classroom that those guys did."

@davidzweig This is nothing compared to Fairfax County, VA, which closed school early last week because it was windy, gave schools two days off the week immediately after spring break, and has somehow turned Memorial Day into a five day weekend.

Pittsburgh Public Schools will be closed for three days, and compel "asynchronous" remote learning, because of the NFL Draft. Since the city will have a lot of visitors this will "ensure students can continue learning safely and effectively." Unreal. publicsource.org/pittsburgh-pub…

@Schultz_Report Bad day to be an extremely mid WR named Chris Moore

Sources: The #Commanders are signing WR Van Jefferson to a 1-year deal. Jefferson was with Tennessee last season.

Dads everywhere in the U.S. right now. “Big 5-3 here”

Incredible story in @WSJ today by Dr. Brent Beasley, a healthy doctor who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's at 57 and is now living well after two years of treatment. A powerful reminder that early Alzheimer's detection can keep people healthy. wsj.com/opinion/i-caug…

@WeeklyAudible I was at the Cowboys game where we started Robbie Chosen and some guy named Chris Moore at WR. Our roster management truly f*cked Jayden this year.

“Jayden scrambles out the pocket…he’s looking….” *Chris Moore not open* *Robbie Chosen not open* *Noah Brown hurt* *Terry McLaurin hurt* *Deebo hurt* *Luke McCaffrey hurt* *Jaylin Lane hurt* Hmmm I wonder why Jayden had to run 🤔

@iTalkStudiosYT I looked into this and he’s absolutely right

People aren't talking about this enough

@jjones9 Bring him home @Commanders

Just got off the phone with one coaching agent who said the Commanders may get a better coach at OC than one of these teams with a vacancy get at head coach

@grantpaulsen '96 Jags playoff run was my favorite non-Redskins postseason run of all time. Mini Steve Young and the Natrone Bomb. Snuck in at 9-7. Beat Jim Kelly and John Elway on the road. They and Carolina were each one win away from giving us an all-expansion Super Bowl.

Jaguars Mark Brunell was one of the most fun players of my childhood. He was Steve Youngish for a couple years. If you can call a QB crafty, he was crafty.

@Commanders Ok I’ll bite, who is Chris Moore?

We have made the following roster moves: - Activated WR Noah Brown from the Reserve/Injured List - Released WR Chris Moore

@OVECHKlN George McPhee would’ve legit done this trade

again caps were right to take away everyone's capfriendly privileges

@SanJoseSharks images that precede unfortunate events

Tonight in net... YAROSLAV ASKAROV 🚫

This is downright disrespectful. Protas is a bad, bad man. 🤣

@JarcusJarcusm @NextGenStats I also think -- and hear me out here -- that sacks are created by pass rushers who actually get home.

@Geoff_Holtzman @NextGenStats I mean how do you think sacks are creating. 80% percent of the time it's because all the receivers are covered and the quarterback have no one to throw to.

Emmanuel Forbes faced seven targets and did not allow a single reception against the Buccaneers. No defender since Week 12, 2022 has been targeted more times without allowing a catch. Forbes recorded a career-high 5 passes defensed in the win. #TBvsLAR | #RamsHouse

@Insideblackgold Choosing a college for your son based on the amount of time you have to sit in traffic is an all time Dad move. So much respect for this guy.

Baba Oladotun's dad on separating Maryland & Georgetown: "you just find the one that we felt like, logistically, what's best for us? When you look at it, if I have to go to Georgetown, maybe 15, 20 minutes more. You multiply that by 365 days. That's about 7,000 minutes. That's about 120 hours. What can you do with that?...I’m very stingy when it comes to my time. I can drive 20 minutes to the game, get a good parking...I can go to campus and grab my two daughters and go have lunch and dinner. How long am I going to have that opportunity? I don't know"

@PeteHaileyNBCS 1-22 if you throw in MD football

Since Oct. 13, the Commanders and Wizards have played 19 games. They're 1-18