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Designs for Elizabeth Street have been released under Freedom of Information, showing how the street can work for everyone: streets-alive-yarra.org/journal/someth…

@verynormalman I saw one made a video once about what their day looks like. Don’t remember all the details but it was a lot about going to the gym, getting coffee and going through the car wash. Literally reckoned they wash their car every day because I guess status is everythinggggg

@AussieWirraway Are we ‘tapping’ now instead of ‘touching’?

The new Myki readers excitingly feature QR scanners above the screen that'll let you scan V/line tickets and other short term ticket types This is already in use in Adelaide and allows new ticket products like group tickets. Great for flexible travel and tourists

@KamalaHQ Had to see what Chat GPT’s diagnosis was and it’s not looking good…

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage “When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”

@Isk137 ‘Incident’. Not ‘accident’.

#BreakingNews Sadly a child has died, after a car crashed into a Primary School in Melbourne. 5 children were injured in the accident at Auburn South Primary School. #Melbourne

Breaking. A car has crashed into a primary school in Melbourne injuring a number of children. The accident happened at Auburn South Primary this afternoon. Several children are hurt, one is seriously injured. #Melbourne

💞Critical Mass North 📌Meet 5.30pm, State Library, Swanston Street, CBD 📅Friday 25 October 2024 ⬆️Heading due north! 👻Dress for seasonal conditions🦇 ℹ️ More details soon! criticalmass.melbourne

So close! Help turn Yarra Green!

@tramsphobia Yes! Lived in a place that had this! I contacted realestate directly where they further promoted the high fee options. You could earn Qantas points via it… I was not interested & made them give me the bank details. They gave vibes like I was the first person to ever ask.

This is so crazy, having to pay just to pay rent. Bank transfer or BPAY should literally be the only electronic options at all. Makes me scared to ever move to a new place because my current landlord is so chill. theguardian.com/australia-news…

Walking around Chinatown in Sydney, it's pretty obvious that if Melbourne wanted to start trialling pedestrianisation of more streets, Little Bourke between Swanston and Exhibition would be perfect and would really open up the district.

“Fareevade to Vic Harbour Docklands”

@hamhammer27 @Dura_Ace

this country I swear to fucking god

That's it for this evening, two developments over 6 storeys approved or recommended to be approved unanimously (something of a rarity here), including dozens of social homes. A good night for housing and good on council!

Spring has sprung. Time for a Critical Mass! 🚲💐 ✨Critical Mass Sydney Road✨ Thursday 26th September

bike drivetrains will be the end of us

@ZachElsbury No neck pillows on my Melbourne to hobart. Would be nice tho

@Geoffie_P HKG. It’s a day flight fgs

The amount of neck pillows on my flight to Melbourne is concerning…

@baltoria How do you know so much about milk

Pleased to sponsor this community petition over poor air quality at Southern Cross station. There are serious concerns over nitrogen dioxide (NO2) levels which could threaten the health of workers, commuters, and local residents. parliament.vic.gov.au/get-involved/p…

Great to see Australia Institute talking more about how messed up transport is in this country