Mike “snake” phantom

Batting cleanup tn #ortiz

@PowerstrokeChad 7&7 turnpike

What’s the best country song ever

@basedgod126 Why are you me Moneybags?

me putting a condom in my wallet before i go out to the bars

@howardander24 Primal

Venison Sausage Biscuit.

@cloutpriest Glad to see you caught some buzz on this one

No one here knows I run a burner that averages 3 likes per tweet

@OldRowMSU Champions play at a high level all the time.

It’s a Tuesday game twin What are we doing😭

@bigdonkey47 Why tf did Oklahoma catch a stray

Nothing like college baseball and a good sear

@CoachMikeElder Widespread mentioned

Ain’t life grand

@jj_sports24 Average Panda Express enjoyer

Ever heard of face to face convo? #shrinkthegame

@randyrebs Dopamine maxxing

Maximum stim has been achieved

@Larry_BD_Martin Curling lowkey rips

I’ve been watching Curling the last three days and still don’t know what the hell is going on. Safe to say I fucking love this sport #danielcasper4prez

Today…

@TonyRomo69420 Garage can go with the best of em

Have some time in between my next lecture. Burgers and lunch beers.

@fliphookwarrior Sweet fitted dude

You call it a problem I call it a collection (this is only a fraction of it)

@zynaftersex Fuck Nick Chubb til it’s backwards

Watching a real game tonight

@EllumHarvey Class

@Larry_BD_Martin You should bone her and then never talk to her again

Started snapping a 9/10 yesterday and things have been progressing well. Was supposed to hang soon. Figured out today she’s 6’0 (I’m 5’11 on a good day). Do I follow through? What’s the move from here fellas? #treechoppin #inmybag

@BeagleTalks CAT

Widespreaddddd

@Geomphantom I know those toes anywhere 👀

Yankees are furious rn