John Beagle

Is your formal date in 4th grade?

@Lane_Kiffin @CoachHughFreeze @CoachGolding God forbid bro has an age appropriate hobby instead of cocaine and 20 year olds

Looking just like @CoachHughFreeze buddy. Great swing @CoachGolding

@bobmcadoopbr Real shit brother

Running into one of your boys on the street in a big city is life changing man. Just doesn’t happen like it used to in college

@CooterMcgraw88 I know it's fucking disgusting, next thing you know there will be a dude perfect video with Bryson dechambeau on the Augusta course, actually disgusting

The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots

Ex girlfriend is pregnant Drinking and gonna goon later

Rip my girlfriends perfect bracket

@JPScottIV The FSU Offensive Coordinator?

What is Gus Malzahn doing at a midweek 9pm tip auburn basketball game

@PathOfMen_ Yes because banks print money

Banks watching you pay interest on the money they lent you after they print it out of thin air

@supremeleadaa I like the cooking one

What fucking squid thought any of these ideas would be funny

@petermillarstar Finally get some use out of your own tax dollars

Just got all the venmos for the airbnb for our boys trip to Tel Aviv! Summer 2026 gonna be a movie🔥

@sandra_soko40 When I went to talladega the strippers were significantly fatter and grosser

Spring break in Cabo

@TimothyJones92 Homophobic?

Been hooking up and talking with this girl pretty consistently. I really liked her until last night She mentioned she slept with a couple black guys in high school. That hurt me but I didn't let it show because I didn't want to come off as homophobic. Gonna ghost her soon.

@CooterMcgraw88 How good it's gonna feel when she pegs him later

@akafaceUS Some nice cannons lowkey

The “Hawk Tuah girl” mentioned that people keep telling her she’ll only have 15 minutes of fame. Thoughts ?

What is my roomate doing dog 😭😭

@MitchTweets What if I told you this was in person and pencil and paper

@BeagleTalks There’s an easy fix here. Pencil, paper and testing in-person. But professors enjoy the bots auto-grading their tests, don’t they?

Widespreaddddd

@GoPadsGo Bro going cold turkey

Better get unaddicted buddy, Youre going to the Raiders.

@90sPlayers Easy to be big dog when you're reffing soccer players

Players don’t respect referees anymore but this guy was different