George Morrison

@fesshole I will bet he is left handed

Despite being together a long time I've only just noticed that my husband can't use a knife and fork correctly. He uses the knife to tear food apart rather than cut it and I die a little more inside every time.

@shkeengolf Or Chris Akibusi frankly

Not having TW on this list is crazy to me

@MyGolfSpy @Titleist Cheap if you say it quickly

No joke, @titleist is selling GT drivers for $450... If you're into that kind of thing (you probably should be), grab one while you can 😉 Here ya go 👉🏼 bit.ly/4q4SMJZ

@GolfMonthly Yes

Golfers removing their caps to shake hands on the 18th green is an age-old tradition, but is it really necessary every time we finish a round? golfmonthly.com/features/would…

The UK served on the frontline in Afghanistan and often way beyond it!

@JDVance It was certainly historic but not for the reasons you think, or pretend to think...

A historic speech in the heart of the lion's den.

@afneil Do you think there is an ex presidents WhatsApp group? What emojis do they use?

I think Trump’s script has run out. But he hasn’t.

@afneil It's nuts

@fesshole Didn't happen

Found the Christmas list my son's girlfriend - both 15 - wrote him. Was nearly sick when I saw bralette and dog collar. Took a minute to compose myself and decipher the not great handwriting / spelling properly. Seems she actually wants a gold bracelet and toy collie dog. Phew.

@Fit_For_Golf He was strong, there is a video of him warming up on first tee somewhere swinging 2 or 3 clubs and he looks solid.

“But Trevino had a bad back”. 481 PGA Tour events, 29 wins 386 Senior Tour events, 29 wins 877 official tour events. That’s a lot of golf for someone with a “bad back”. Sure, his back might have given him trouble, but ask every tour player if they have injuries to manage and see how many say no.

Anyone who has a lot of side bend today gets criticized, is told their career will be short, and that the “modern golf swing” is bad for them.

@sharrond62 @grok fact check please

We are the rape capital of Europe. Data is being corrupted by males telling us they are female after committing sexual crimes. Males are insisting to be housed in female prisons, & the SNP, Lib Dem’s, Labour, Plaid & the Greens are all pushing for self ID whilst pretending they care about women’s safety 🤥

@elonmusk @grok how many mass shootings have there been in the USA in the past 10 years compared to australia

Thank God for the Second Amendment 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TRobinsonNewEra @grok fact check please

You's have imported the third world, who are raping their way through OUR women and children, turning the UK into the rape capital of Europe. And you're harping on about misogyny online?

@realDonaldTrump You okay hun?

A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World, for being “Politically Correct,” and just plain STUPID, when it comes to Immigration. The official United States Foreign population stands at 53 million people (Census), most of which are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels. They and their children are supported through massive payments from Patriotic American Citizens who, because of their beautiful hearts, do not want to openly complain or cause trouble in any way, shape, or form. They put up with what has happened to our Country, but it’s eating them alive to do so! A migrant earning $30,000 with a green card will get roughly $50,000 in yearly benefits for their family. The real migrant population is much higher. This refugee burden is the leading cause of social dysfunction in America, something that did not exist after World War II (Failed schools, high crime, urban decay, overcrowded hospitals, housing shortages, and large deficits, etc.). As an example, hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia are completely taking over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for “prey” as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone. The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation, which is essentially not even a country for lack of Government, Military, Police, schools, etc. Even as we have progressed technologically, Immigration Policy has eroded those gains and living conditions for many. I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to fully recover, terminate all of the millions of Biden illegal admissions, including those signed by Sleepy Joe Biden’s Autopen, and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country, end all Federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens of our Country, denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization. These goals will be pursued with the aim of achieving a major reduction in illegal and disruptive populations, including those admitted through an unauthorized and illegal Autopen approval process. Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation. Other than that, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for — You won’t be here for long!

@MyGolfSpy This is what we should all be wearing!

RANDOM THOUGHT 💭 If golf were invented today… No way in hell the dress code would include: •collars •belts •pleats •khakis •“tucked in” anything We’d be wearing flex-fit, moisture-wicking athletic shirts like every other sport. Golf is the only sport where formality survived long after function left the chat. P.S. - for those long time lovers of the collar and ones who argue it’s part of the game…here is a little history…collars were never designed for golf. They were designed for class signaling.** Nothing more. Collars aren’t functional. They aren’t performance driven. They don’t help a golf swing. They don’t keep you cool. They don’t protect anything. They’re literally just leftover fashion from a time when men wore suits to do everything.

@fesshole The didnthappenometer is showing 11 out of 10!

I'm on an adult sex dating site. I play with, remove, and then swallow the wedding rings of married people during sex. Done it four times now. The look of surprise followed by fear on their faces. It's a sure way that I get to see them again and there is a next time.

@JohnSimpsonNews From where I sit I hear people from all sides complaining about the bbc being biased, it's like when a good business deal is the one where everyone is equally unhappy.

Well, Kirstie, the BBC is in real danger now, and it’s going to need the support of everyone who thinks that public service broadcasting - as opposed to, say, the Fox News model - is worth defending.

Bringing this back to the timeline because it’s Friday.

@NoContextBrits I love this clip - so much to unpack!

@fesshole Look at the ceiling and breath in

I've finally worked out how to start weeing at a public urinal, after years of struggling. I simulate yawning for about ten seconds. Men, you are WELCOME.