Georgi Goodall

Watched 2 women in H&M today try on dresses in the middle of the store and then hide them behind other clothes when they didn’t fit. Completely defeats the point of what everyone’s working for. Fundamental nob heads.

Suspend UK export of tear gas, rubber bullets and riot shields to USA - Sign the Petition chng.it/swpw5dWd via @UKChange

Regretting that 2 hour nap I insisted on earlier

@joshuagoodall You just did

Leek and potato soup is heavily underrated

Dreamt I had to write another dissertation in 1 week and I’ve honestly woken up so stressed out, it’s not even real ffs.

Just had brunch a nap in the garden. It’s only just gone midday 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pineapple on a pizza is great. There, I said it.

3 weeks to work off the corona- snack belly I guess

Helpful that during a global pandemic @VodafoneGroup are still choosing to increase their prices. It’s not much, but it’s the bloody principle 😡

Has anyone worked out how to not eat an entire Easter egg in one sitting? Asking for a friend.

@easyJet our flights has been cancelled but I’m not being given the option of a refund. Just to rebook or receive a voucher - which I do not want to do. Have called, emailed, forms etc. Please advise how I can have the flights refunded?

Anytime the police have to break up a house party, bbq, gathering this weekend the imbeciles should be fined £500 and the money given straight to NHS charities

Apparently peppermint oil works well as a deterrent. But it just smells like I’m inviting it in for a massage or something

I have a really strong vendetta against this wasp trying to build a den in my loft

Torn between having a cup of tea and a slice of cake or a beer and some dry roasted peanuts as my pre-dinner snack

@becfunnell Local MP at least

Perhaps we could ‘bank’ the upcoming bank holiday weekends and take them when all of this is over. Like a week of bank holidays in August or something

What a time to have a bank holiday weekend