Paidamoyo Gerald Manomano 🇿🇼

I know, it's none of your business, but today marks 365 days since I said no more to alcohol. Here is to many more 365 days of sobriety 🥂

Here there’s no competition of clothes and alcohol brands just vibes🔥😭

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@thomasmlambo @OratileKekana_

🚨Patrice Evra on Man United & Chelsea fans booing Garnacho: "I see the United fans, my people, booing Garnacho. Okay, I understand! You feel betrayed, like your girlfriend left you for the guy with the blue car! You make him feel the heat!" "But then I look at the Chelsea fans... the home fans! They are booing him too? He wears your shirt! He has the lion on his chest! If you boo your own player, you are booing your own house! It’s like kicking your own dog because he didn't catch the ball! And the kid looks lost, he looks like he's looking for his mama in the crowd!" "But the worst part... the part that makes Patrice want to cry... is after the game. I see Garnacho standing there. He is alone. The United players? They walk past him like he is a ghost! No 'How are you?', no 'Keep your head up, kid." "And his own Chelsea teammates? They are already in the tunnel thinking about their dinner! Nobody goes to him!" "In my time, if my teammate is getting bullied by the whole stadium, I don't care if he just joined from Liverpool, I go to him! I put my arm around him and we walk together like soldiers! " "Garnacho, listen to Uncle Pat: Put down the phone, stop the social media, and just play football somewhere that suits you.I hear Strasbourg is nice this time of year."

Scar from the Lion King. He is the only lion there that behaved like a lion. Mufasa was running that Kingdom like a circus. "Hey, look. I know I eat you but I really like you. Come look at my son who will grow up to eat you". Busy involving monkeys in lion affairs and leaving his brother to have no choice but to form frienships with the enemy hyenas. He had every right to fight for that throne because that is what male lions do. He didn't even kill that dude, it was the wildebeests that finished him off. The same ones he was doing musicals with. To show that he was right, Simba started a new life of eating bugs when he ran away because he has the same weak genes as his father. When there was a drought, Scar didn't eat bugs. He kept it real and starved, but they made it seem like the drought was his fault. He was leading in difficult times! When it was now convenient and the rains were coming, your Bug Eating king came back to take on a starving Scar while he had a stomach full of caterpillars and cockroaches because even when living with prey he is not the leader. Scar's only mistake was letting Simba live. If he killed that little dude then the rains would come and the Kingdom would thrive again under his leadership. But no, he let him live and he came back when it was convenient because he can only lead in good times like his useless father. Mufasa and Simba were good dudes, Scar was just a real lion. Which is what you would expect in a movie about lions 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Experiment showing the impact of smoking a pack of tobacco cigarettes each day for 30 days in a row (600 cigarettes) 🚬

WATCH | This Stallion Bus driver was recorded watching a video on his phone while driving at high speed with a bus full of passengers. The bus was travelling along Masvingo Road towards Bulawayo. This is one of the reasons road accidents happen so often when drivers behave like this. @PoliceZimbabwe @MinistryofTID

Focus on your work, don’t get involved in others’ matters 😂

Marlene cooked with this one.

@mwed71835 @mapisarema21 Very 😄

@mapisarema21 Are the background movements necessary 🚨🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zvivapfanha zvinogona izvi😂😂🙌🏽

@CrimeWatchZW @NicolaWatson13 This one is ugly

Gen Chiwenga and the army owe Zimbabweans an explanation and an apology. Ndoozvamakabvisira Mugabe here izvi? Mapostori get 12 ma GD6 and our elderly get bikes.

@tabanimcgucci @afro_juggernaut Classic

@afro_juggernaut They are being taken for a ride 🤣

Fought for the country -bicycle 🤣 Fought for chigananda -benz or gd6

At this rate the government should take the salaries and we take the taxes.

@Jamwanda2 😂

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مشجع مدريدي يقيم اللاعبين شوفوا تقيم كامافينجا 😭😭😭💀

When you talk of adverts. They really cooked here…😅😅🔥🙌🏽