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@ewan10i Wrong, John McGinn starts every game for Villa and Scotland

Football is a mad sport because the most technically gifted player in the world is a starter for neither his club or country

@Primetimeperry 😂😂

@Gerk84 😜🚬

What sponsor would make this Villa shirt? I’ll put it on. #AVFC #AstonVilla 🟣🔵

@bencsmoke In today's episode of the most pointless argument on X

prove it? if you really did agree a £2k fee there will be evidence of that conversation or agreement happening so should be easy to counter the bbc’s claim that they only pay £150, right?

@riyazmd774 If my battery is only lasting 10 hours then guess what, I'm getting a new phone

BREAKING 🚨: Don’t replace your iPhone when the battery starts draining. BREAKING 🚨: Don’t replace your iPhone when the battery starts draining. BREAKING 🚨: Don’t replace your iPhone when the battery starts draining. Apple won’t say this out loud… But your settings are draining your battery faster than they should. I tested this myself. Same iPhone. Same usage. Battery jumped from 6 hours → 10 hours just by fixing a few settings. No new phone. No paid apps. No tricks. Here’s exactly what I changed 👇

@Simonsays32285 @Villamad5 The irony of someone with a pint of Guinness as a profile picture moaning about people going for a couple of beers at half time 😂

@Villamad5 The worst is clowns who go before half time and don’t come back until 50/55 mins. Utterly embarrassing #avfc

Ground emptying quicker than the night the titanic sank. Why are people so desperate to get out? #avfc

@LozzaFox Yeah, I also leave my friends hanging around while I have a quick drink at the bar with my waiter (who obviously has capacity to sit with me, not like they need to be waiting tables), and then exchange phone numbers with them. Really nice story Lozza.

Last night I went out to dinner with my wife and some friends. Some of whom happened to be black and some of whom happened to be gay - not that that should make any difference to anything in in Britain in 2026 - where everyone is so incredibly kind and everyone is so included and welcome. When we arrived at the restaurant I could tell immediately that the manager recognised me - and he wasn’t a fan. In these rare circumstances I tend to overcompensate and be extra polite and courteous to win people round, but nothing worked with this bloke. He was rude to the point of open hostility. Wanting to enjoy the evening - which we did enormously - I just tried to ignore him. As the meal finished and we were leaving, I asked for the gentleman’s name so I could write to the management of the restaurant with my thoughts about the service - or lack therof - He refused to give me his name and proceeded to tell me that he didn’t need to be polite to racists and a homophobes - even after I politely reminded him of the fact that i was sat at a table well stocked with homosexuals and black people. So instead I took a photo of him and said if he refused to give me his name then the photo would help identify him in my correspondence. The minute I did this his entire demeanour changed and he started to realise that there were going to be potential consequences for being so rude and unprofessional. He began to apologise profusely and - long story short - we ended up sat together at the bar with him telling me he was sorry for jumping to conclusions and that he had had a horrible day he had and before I left we gave each other a hug. He even texted when he finished his shift to apologise again. New friend made. So it’s all good! But it reminded me what irritates me about the media. This man had read the one sided dross that the dying media put out and despite the fact that I was sat having a laugh with a very “diverse” table of friends, he refused to let go of his own bigotry and prejudice, to the point where he was happy to potentially jeopardise his job over it. I get that we live in a world where the media likes to make monsters of certain people, and I don’t expect everyone to agree with what I say. I get recognised quite often and commentary goes with the territory, people express strong views - both positive and negative - about what I think, which is great. You may have noticed, i’m very pro free speech and people expressing different views! The more the merrier! I am still however a human being, with feelings and emotions, and I don’t think it’s too much to ask to be able to go out to a restaurant to eat with my wife and friends without a waiter trying to do everything he can to ruin our evening. We don’t often go out to restaurants we don’t know well for just this reason and after last night, it will be a while before I do again. So might you do yourselves a favour dying media? Try to be at least balanced when you write about people. You would have saved this poor chap and myself an unnecessary and unpleasant experience. You are already on your last legs. Perhaps you should ask yourselves why your audience is getting smaller and smaller with every passing day? Many thanks. Happy Sunday. 🙏

@Peeved_moi @DeathbatBunny @MikeBales That looks like a pretty decent sized piece of lobster on their plate to me

@DeathbatBunny @MikeBales With what , brown slop on a plate ?

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@LewisBowden_ Couldn't help but laugh at my feed

I know I’m normally delusional and all that, but I genuinely think we do them tonight. I think we run them too hard and they tail off just like last time. This Newcastle of recent weeks is very different from the one people are picturing in their heads.

@sagathena @SceneinCinema That's where the similarities end? We just forgetting the entire fucking Vampire thing are we?

@SceneinCinema These two films sure do take place around a bar and have brothers in them. That's about where the similarities end but we're mad about that one scene in Sinners aren't we?

Sinners (2025) winning the Best Original Screenplay at the Oscars    is the joke of the year.

@indykaila @SpursOfficial 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Exclusive 💣 We understand Igor Tudor is on the brink of being sacked at @SpursOfficial According to sources, Spurs are making adventurous moves for Unai Emery They are willing to make him the highest-paid manager in England. Unai Emery will review his position in the summer.

@TouchlineX 5 minute review every time a corner kick is given. Just what the game needs

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: These are the NEW rules that will be used at the World Cup! • A player who is substituted will have 10 seconds to leave the field. If he takes longer, the player coming in must wait at least 1 minute before entering. • If a player asks for medical assistance on the field, he must leave the pitch for one minute. (exceptions can be made) • If the referee thinks time is being wasted on a throw-in or goal kick, he will start a 5-SECOND countdown. If the ball is not put back into play in time, the throw-in will be given to the other team, or in the case of a goal kick, a corner kick will be awarded to the opposing team. • VAR will be able to review second yellow cards or corner kicks if it detects a mistake. — @BBC

@stueymaco Now then, now then...

Looks like India Willoughby.

@Cine_vichaar Wow, everyone just took this as a serious question didn't they rather than a throwaway stupid comment I made out of boredom....

Breaking Bad was originally conceived to be set in Riverside, California, which made sense creatively because creator Vince Gilligan wanted the story to take place in a suburban, sun-baked environment not typically associated with crime dramas. However, before production began, the show was moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico, primarily to take advantage of New Mexico’s generous tax incentives and lower production costs. California was (and still is) significantly more expensive to film in, and AMC’s budget made the move financially necessary. Interestingly, the relocation ended up improving the show creatively. Albuquerque’s desert landscapes, wide skies, and isolation became central to the show’s visual identity and themes. Gilligan has since said that the move, though initially economic, was a blessing in disguise and helped give Breaking Bad its distinct atmosphere.

@squeakee21 @Cine_vichaar I am, I don't stand around admiring the sky for a start...

@Gerk84 @Cine_vichaar Bet you're fun at parties

@RupertLowe10 Oh nice, so it's not just being stabbed I need to be mindful of now, it's being stabbed while having a can full of pepper spray to my face

An Englishman's home is his castle, so I am particularly delighted to launch Restore Britain's newest policy paper - 'Retaking the English Castle'. Legalising pepper spray, implementing comprehensive legal protection for homeowners defending themselves from intruders, repealing Scotland’s Hate Crime and Public Order Act, preserving trial by jury in all criminal cases, especially those involving self-defence, and plenty more. This is a detailed set of policies restoring the right for proper self-defence to decent British men and women. We live in an increasingly unsafe country, through no fault of our own - both domestic and foreign criminals are threatening the lives of law-abiding British citizens. Our plans would allow them to defend themselves, without fear of the legal consequences. If you agree with what we are proposing? Join Restore Britain, support Restore Britain, vote Restore Britain. assets.nationbuilder.com/restorebritain…

@nxd1979 Her mom was Sgt June Ackland in The Bill. Just thought I'd share that.

she made the bop of the decade and then was never heard from again

@piersmorgan @grok @BackupJeffx This isn't the win you seem to think it is....

Given that @grok seems bizarrely incapable of verifying this accurately, here is the original photo of me and Ghislaine Maxwell when we met at a book launch, and the manipulated version posted by @BackupJeffx .

@ExtremeFootbal4 You literally had to pay a subscription to watch all 3 of these shows.....

Saturdays used to be untouchable. You’d kick things off with Soccer AM in the morning — pure chaos, big laughs, and cult icons like Rocket, Tubes, and the legendary Helen and Tim. It never took itself too seriously, and that was exactly the point. Then came Soccer Saturday in the afternoon. Jeff Stelling steering the ship, flanked by proper characters. No goal slipped through the cracks, and nobody delivered a last-minute equaliser quite like Chris Kamara. And the perfect finale? Match of the Day. That theme tune kicked in and you knew you were settling down for an hour of Premier League brilliance, with Lineker, Hansen, and Shearer dissecting the action. Morning to night — football had it covered. No subscriptions. No gimmicks. Just proper telly. What a time to be a football fan.

@WrecklessGamer Brands have never done this, tell me the last time you saw an egg from Cadbury's or Nestle with the word Easter on it.

They can't even bring themselves to use the word "Easter" for their Easter eggs. It's an "Incredible" egg. Ramadanadingdong? No probs with that at all 😅