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The look is complete. @aboutfacebeauty #about_golden

VAR was only brought into the SPL to help Celtic because God Forbid a team outside the Old Firm wins it.

@JoJoFromJerz Dr Oz to the lady: “Is he sleeping” Lady: Nods affirmative Dr Oz: “Should we let him keep sleeping” Lady: “Yes”

He does this public nap shit every day now and for the life of me, I cannot understand why no one in the press asks him about it.

@NUFCMurph Seriously why do fans still want players at the wrong end of the table. Look what Bournemouth and Brighton have done over the years. Scout further afield and pick up some hidden gems, yes may take a few years but look at where Bournemouth and Brighton are now.

How much would you pay top end to bring Jarrod Bowen to Newcastle?

@MattWallace888 Fuck off does he work 24/7. What type of work do you class his weekly golf games as??

Trump is 79 and has been working nearly 24/7 with almost no sleep. We have never seen anything like this before!

@torontobaddy Trumps name being all over the Epstein Files is starting to make more sense considering he wants mothers to birth fetuses and not babies. Hey Trump your Pedophilia is showing.

“Right now some states have laws that allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the NINTH month.” - Donald J. Trump, super genius

@addressthetoon Eddie Howe team…. what’s that entail?? “Premier League “proven” players who can run and run and run, with zero technical ability to break down a lowblock”. Can’t wait for a rinse and repeat season next season.

Mixed messages coming out the club. One minute we're hearing as many as 8 players will be leaving this summer, and the club are ready to build an "Eddie Howe team", yet Howe himself tells us he doesn't want to sign a lot of players like last summer. Nowt's adding up like #nufc

What was the point of this storyline, if the writers were just gonna make her retire. Maybe this will give her more time to mess with Jacobs head and it will speed up this stupid storyline. #emmerdale

@OwenMonkWHU Rome is the Capital of Italy not Milan.

Am I being stupid or inter Milan vs psg?

@MerlijnTrader If it’s the ‘Andes’ Hantavirus it does spread person to person.

BREAKING: WHO confirms 5 Hantavirus cases. Mortality rate: 40%. For context: COVID was 1%. The good news: Hantavirus does not spread between humans. The bad news: 40% of those infected don't survive. 5 cases is small. The WHO doesn't confirm cases unless they're concerned. Monitoring this closely.

@philm2244 30 seconds too long. He needs to go with his mum or get done for murdering Megan. I’d be happy with either.

Will storms out again. He's never in a scene for more than 30 seconds. #corrie

Joel took Josh’s tattoo prize task and blew it out of the water. #taskmaster

I’d have taken a week of court room scenes over the Todd/Jacob storyline. So sick of it at this stage. #emmerdale

Arsenal are gonna win their remaining games one nil and limp to the title aren’t they. Well they’ll get spanked either by Harry Kane or Osumane Dembele in the CL Final. #championsleague

@brfootball West Ham would need a 17 goal swing for us to replace them in the bottom 3. Have you seen WH play??

Newcastle can technically still clinch Champions League qualification 𝐎𝐑 be relegated this season 😵‍💫

@SkySportsPL He’s not even a starter anymore. I guess it was a wage rise because why would you sign a new contact to be a bench warmer for 4 maybe 5 years??

Phil Foden has agreed to a new four-year contract at Manchester City, with the option to extend it for a further year 📝✅

@allenanalysis Trump’s brain is so mushed, he can’t remember who he’s in war’s with whether trade or other.

🚨 🇺🇸JUST IN: The US just asked China to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz. The same China Trump has been in a trade war with. The same China an Iranian supertanker just delivered $220 million in oil to — bypassing the blockade. The same China Lindsey Graham said he wanted to destroy economically by keeping the strait closed. America needs China to clean up a mess America made. Never stop connecting the dots.

@CalltoActivism Probably had a full diaper that needed changing.

WOW. Donald Trump just ran away without answering a single question from reporters. This administration is failing.

@premierleague @NUFC You just know had it been Woltemade as striker, Murphy would have passed it along the ground or absolutely shank the ball.

There's just no stopping Jacob Murphy 👊 @NUFC ⚪️

Nick Pope couldn’t kick the shit out of someone never mind kicking a football. If he had the kicking ability of Ramsdale and his own shot stopping he’d be a machine. #NUFC #MOTD

@NufcShep Well he could up the pitch but it would take him a day to get back into position as we have seen on more than one occasion this season.

That run and ball by Hall is unreal and Howe actually wants to make us believe Burn could do this #NUFC