Rob

This has been the state of publishing for a while now. Support indie authors, we’re fighting the good fight!

@4XAETERNA I've consumed a lot of lifetime during my LSD.

I’ve consumed a lot of LSD during my lifetime.

@RyanNoKneel lmao

@GhostSatoshis They most certainly are. I've seen a colleague reduce car dealers to years, both when buying and selling 😄

I'm selling a Kids bike, hardly used. For 70, asking price. And then someone sends this: "I'd like to buy it for 25. This is cheeky, even by Dutch standards. Half a denari for my life story? I can play this 3 ways, but it's now the second time this offer has come in...

@MrsSarahZee There's a trooper hiding in this shot.

Just in time for rush hour. Well done, Sarah.

I think he's dead.

Finally lost my gun range cherry. 😎 I'll be doing this often.

@Xrvynimp I did.

@GhostSatoshis Do ittt!

@SBBunny1995 :)

@TopSekret24 I literally just ate extra bacon.

Its a very clever plot really. How many of us listened and didn't do that because we were told not too. Right?

@4XAETERNA Fuck you money starts at 5.5 mil minimum.

I am a future millionaire.

@TopSekret24 Feel better soon buddy!

@GhostSatoshis I just remembered dude, sorry m8. Thats bad Greg. How is it all coming, the writtings. Last time it was at editing final I think. How's it all going. Sorry m8, having s9me health shit, memory issues etc. Sorry bruv

@TopSekret24 They're called Hammerheads. They serve the Third Atlantis in the War of 2081. Used like submarines, they linger hidden in the cave systems and lava tubes of the red planet until they jut out and attack using those missiles. Space U-boots, if you will.

@GhostSatoshis hey, what's this Rib?

@TopSekret24 I'll respond in DMs :)

@GhostSatoshis hi m8. I check once in a bit to see if your bak ere. Hi Rob m8, How's things going, skool wise dude. Still really enjoying it? All quallified up(future Rib), Ab'd &💪out, tickets booked for the 1st stop on a 🌎working tour... where's the start line m8

@4XAETERNA I shoulda used a Norm GIF so ppl would hear this in his voice.

@4XAETERNA Labor relations? "Sounds like some commie gobbledeegook..."

At work I just hung up on a Labor Relations Specialist in her face, she called right back and as soon as she recognized my voice she said, "Supervisor, now." I know she’s going to file a grievance against me in the future and I know she’s going to lose. 😂

@RyanNoKneel @EpicClipVault @Trampolinecare Me neither! Let's find out.

@GhostSatoshis @EpicClipVault @Trampolinecare I'm not sure that a landshark on coke is a good thing 😬

The dog that found the drugs is posing like a champion 😂

@RyanNoKneel @EpicClipVault @Trampolinecare Yep! I'd still call him a good boy... and hire him as a PI ;)

@GhostSatoshis @EpicClipVault @Trampolinecare He's had some of the profits by the looks of it. Lovely looking pooch though

@RyanNoKneel 🤣

3\3 reassured him I'd kicked her out to which he replied "but you need to fuck". His primary concerns were that a man he'd only just met was supplied with sufficient alcohol and sex. He was a successful restauranteur in a dockyard village. I meet the most beautiful people

My last customer today, a restaurant owner referred to one of our products I was replacing as a 'cunt thing' because I've not long since replaced it. He offered a drink and I said "beer". He said that was no problem but I had to politely explain it was a joke because I was ...1\3