GhostToon

Accurate

This Hantavirus outbreak on the cruise ship sure smells like Bill Gates again. Same billionaire, same pattern. Always positioned with the next ‘solution’. Who else is smelling it? MAHA

It’s a bad idea to take health advice from people who think the world is overpopulated. Use your brain.

Back at SJP on Saturday 🖤🤍

@NFFC 💔😌

Elliot Anderson is unavailable for tonight’s fixture following the passing of his beloved mother, Helen. Everyone at Nottingham Forest Football Club extends its deepest condolences to Elliot and his family following this extremely sad news. Our thoughts and heartfelt sympathies are with the Anderson family at this difficult time.

@DanMcMahonF1 Dont panic we have the strategic genius Andy Howe on transfers we're in good hands 😆

The #NUFC squad management has been poor. Leaving or leaving soon: Trippier, Schar, Burn, Tonali, Murphy, Krafth, Ramsdale, Gordon, Livramento, Willock. Also potential bids for Hall, Bruno and more. There are more ageing or poor. Massive times ahead, we just cannot get it wrong.

@Ritchie14035531 @S_McCormick95 Spot on 👌 Just one company on their vast diverse investment portfolio across every sector going.

@GhostToon76 @S_McCormick95 Exactly mate . Imagine the stress and pressure he's got going on and people think Newcastle should be a priority. People need to stop thinking Newcastle are PIFs golden goose etc , it's just another 1 in a million investments .

PIF remain committed to #NUFC but amid all the noise and uncertainty in recent days it feels like they need to reaffirm it to reassure supporters. Yasir Al-Rumayyan hasn't attended a match at SJP since August. chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@BROWEA I'm looking forward to a front 3 of Barnes Solanke and Murphy 😂

That’s it that’s all anyone needs to know about the ambition of NUFC PiF owners!! Howe will be here next season simple as that.

@RichySouthern @GazBainbridge Its one of those it could either be a match made in heaven or complete train wreck 😂

Out of interest I looked at what Jose has done in the last decade. 😅 Won: UEFA Europa League Carabao Cup FA Community Shield UEFA Europa Conference League So he’s reached 6 cup finals in that time. (One with Spurs that he qualified for but didn’t manage) So five finals that he managed on the day & he won 4 of them.

Honestly, get in the bin. If you want him in then you haven’t been watching football for the past decade #nufc

@Ritchie14035531 @S_McCormick95 That made me laugh 😂 just imagine the intense geopolitical discussions underway and someone pipes up "His Excellency are you watching Newcastle and Bournmouth this weekend" 😆

@S_McCormick95 Haha Sean theres a fucking trade off war garn on and Oil is being affected. He helps run 1 of the biggest oil companies to ever exist. Hes got more on his plate than fucking Newcastle beating Bournemouth.

Beaten by a half arsed side who rested all their good players and played on Thursday. Beaten by one of the worst home teams In the league. Our issue is coaching. Not the transfer window. Not fatigue. Not two games a week. Not lack of time on the training ground. Coaching.

@NUFC All the best Tripps 😢😭😭😭 🖤🤍

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍 After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires. Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

This is COVID-19 2.0. The fuel shortages are engineered. Completely fabricated by the club of the powerful ruling elite. They want to limit your travel. They want to control your food supply. They want to force you into the cities. They want to make you 100% reliant on them. They want to force your compliance by reliance. They want to control you. Five minutes into the idea of a shortage, and they already have you begging for mandates. Begging for more government control. They have the media sell you the fear, available on every screen and free on every corner. Everywhere you look, there is an sensationalised diet of fear free for the taking. And oh boy do you eat it up, down it like liquor, consume it like candy. In a frenzied panic, you yourselves create a shortage that didn't previously exist. And your inane, fear-fuelled, panicked hysteria causes the demand to outstrip the supply. And then the shortages do start. And of course, the shortage of one necessity flows on to the next, as the supply chain dictates. First comes fuel rations. Then come food rations. Then comes limits on where you can go, and when, and why. Then comes a digital system you have to opt in to which allows you to get your coupons and passes to buy your fuel, buy your food, and travel. Nothing unscrutinised. Everything monitored and limited. Controlled. Because they want to completely control you. And like the absolutely brain-dead bootlickers that you are, you crawl to their feet and beg for the solution that was pre-determined before the manufactured crisis began. "Govern me harder, daddy. Just keep me safe", you wail desperately from your knees. Too stupid to even realise that you quite literally construct your own prison and demand your own jailers. What an embarrassment you all are.

At some point, senior Premier League execs have to offer a proper explanation in public for their leniency towards Chelsea. They owe an explanation to fans of clubs punished more harshly. They owe an explanation to those clubs who did abide by the rules. They have to offer some explanation as to why PSR breaches are deemed far more serious than acts of "deception and concealment". Yes, these are the offences of a previous regime at Chelsea. But inconsistencies run through the PL's defence and their reputation is damaged. They can’t hide from a controversy of this magnitude.

The message from the @premierleague couldn’t be clearer. If we think you’re an important part of our brand, we’ll only pretend to punish you. But if you’re Everton or Forest, guilty of a much lesser rules breach, we will try to relegate you. Transparent and indefensible

@PontistGirl Right....time to pour myself a gin. Right wheres my music playlist 😂

If you dont say 'right' before getting up and going somewhere, are you even British.

I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my life -Raped -Cannibalized -Trafficked -Filmed -Terrorized -Tortured -Murdered -13, 14, 15 year children ZERO arrests I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.

@NUFC Character. Fight. Three points 💪 HWTL ⚫️⚪️

OSULA'S MOMENT OF MAGIC WINS IT AT ST. JAMES' PARK! 🤩

@dr_ericberg Defo steak & eggs

Which protein source makes you feel the strongest?

@BobGolen When we were young and care free we were blind to it all unfortunately the internet and technology has now made us more aware of these sick fucks.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to be this awful.