David Wright

@eeldenden Is that Counsellor Troi?

🇪🇺 European Central Bank considers new banknotes featuring Leonardo Da Vinci and other prominent figures

@GypsumFantastic @simonmontefiore @MysteriosoX Do you think by calling Marina Purkiss 'an airhead' *you* are 'being snootily dismissive'?

@simonmontefiore @MysteriosoX She's one of the worst people in the media, an airhead trying to articulate all the "right" opinions while being snootily dismissive of anyone who dares object.

Wow what an ugly display - a tv presenter shouting over a very dignified (and astonishingly patient) Jewish writer to lecture him on what his happening to the Jewish community in Britain - the day after two Jews were stabbed. The pomposity coupled with ignorance is remarkable

@Lord_Sugar Aka Cu Tommy?

Tommy Copper

@EbirdOnline @gotrice2024 "You're just awake for longer..." Please, never change. X

@gotrice2024 Go outside and give the homeless person money. What good is coffee? You’re just awake for longer…. If I was living on the streets I’d need hard liquor.

This woman saw a homeless person outside this coffee shop, she goes inside and tries to get the homeless person a coffee. The store worker declines and tells her he would be fired and it’s against their policy because once the homeless people know they can get customers to buy the things, they will keep harassing customers until they get what they want. Even though it’s just a cup of coffee, what would you have done, would you just got to another shop that values human life?

@onmyway1133 Motorbike?

No one across the country seems to know what this little object is.

@KranKs01 @RAF_Luton You're a B29.

@RAF_Luton That’s a B29

Fact of the Day: The B2 and B17 fighter jets fly together for the first time. The B17 first flew on the 31st Feb 1926 and the B2 first flew on the 31st Feb 1926, just 71.75mins after the B17! Photographed from a Canberra

@Shnookie04 @Heccles94 He has an ear growing from his eyehole.

@Heccles94 I paused that.. doesn’t even look like him.

He does not look well.

Oh my...

@ATRightMovies It's this: youtu.be/0UMYPS1JqWk?si…

@ThatEricAlper Absolute banger: youtu.be/1nGrYEFG6Ho?si…

What TV show has the most recognizable first few seconds of a theme song?

@AllisonPearson Is this really what you dreamed of doing with your life?

The British people hate you. They know you are a soulless Socialist obsessed with “process” who only became PM because the Tories failed so horribly. Wait until 7 May and see what the people think of you Starmer.

@fesshole Anyone else read that as 'Bat Head The Dog?'

Bathed the dog and told my partner it was because she got muddy on a field. Truth was I accidentally pissed on her head when she snook in the toilet and put her head between my legs mid flow.

@AyoCaesar @AaronBastani Did you go to Grange Hill?

@AaronBastani Giving me flashbacks to the absolute WAR we had to wage to be allowed to wear trousers. School eventually conceded, but said we had to wear these (hideous at the time, but now perhaps quite slay) Rupert the Bear tartan trousers. No one did, so we stuck with the kilts 😭

We now need to ‘adapt’ school uniforms to look sloppy to ‘move with the times’ to respond to ‘post Covid’ and ‘working from home’. But these kids are working from…school? Tie and shirt!

@MarinaPurkiss I have a question about your hands, but don't really know how to ask it...

I deleted my post from before… I thought it was fake So I went to WH Smith and here it is An unbelievable attempt to sanitise this man and normalise what’s he’s done.

@22liv22 @curiosityonx It probably said how old it was about 6 times. Everything that gets past about 70 years old does so.

@curiosityonx How would anyone know how old this shark is?

A living piece of history is swimming beneath the Arctic ice. This Greenland shark has been alive since 1627. It was born before Isaac Newton🦈

@PWestoff In what way do they 'look like trained soldiers'?

They are not refugees. They crossed multiple safe countries to get here. They look like trained soldiers. Everything points to them being trained soldiers. Does the British military High Command think this is normal? Do MI5 / MI6 think this is in any way normal?

Asylum seekers cost the British tax-payer just under £4 billion a year. Most are fighting-age Afro/Islamic males. Why is the gov't paying billions to import, house and feed what appears to be a foreign militia larger in number than the British army?

@OfMikeAndMen If that was happening there would be many trails of evidence. Do you have some?

My wife thinks I'm nuts because I believe many of the protestors in Minnesota are recruited, trained, funded, and coordinated by NGOs and foreigners. Many of whom, if not outright communists themselves, are communist sympathisers. Is this not obvious to everyone?

Listened to an episode of Radio 4's #Heresy for the first time today. Fully surprised and charmed to hear that the theme tune was Beers, Steers and Queers by Revolting Cocks. Good call by @VictoriaCoren

@ATRightMovies Marty Supreme. Am I doing this right?