Gift of Gab

@SevierlyBlessed @KitchenAidUSA Whipped cream for daaayzzz. In coffee. On top of a chocolate bar. On top of ice cream. That's how I broke mine in! Heavy cream and a teeny bit of powdered sugar and vanilla. 🤣🤣🤣

I just got my first @KitchenAidUSA stand mixer and I’m not sure what to do with it. For those of you who already have one- what do you use yours for the most? Favorite recipes, unexpected uses, must-have attachments… I want to hear it all! Help me put this beauty to work!🙌

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@iris_seraphina My daughter used to want to go to the Neutral House of Pancakes.

Omg imagine craving a burrito for monthssss cause no one understands!🌯😩😭 #TacoTuesday

@imtungsten2 @alex_bean94 @iris_seraphina Oh, sit down!

@alex_bean94 @iris_seraphina Speech impairments are identified when language development happens. Perhaps you might think at what age LANGUAGE develops in children?? Its much younger than this. And btw - YES, I am!

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

@1815Pickwick @MysterySolvents 😂😂😂

@MysterySolvents "Look Charles, this is where they nailed me to the cross".

Caption this pic…

@Romy_Holland I love NordstromRack online (not instore.) I scan for brands/designers I like; the deals are amazing. The stores just don't carry the variety and range of sizes. "Last season?" I buy classic pieces that last forever. Only bad thing now, is charging shipping for returns via mail.

is nordstrom rack like, last season nordstrom clothes? or is it like outlet stores where they sell clothes made cheaply that would never be sold under the main brand name?

@MarioNawfal He's in Rome. And he's eating McDonald's.

🇮🇹 Nick Fuentes waiting on a McDonald's order outside the Vatican when a random homeless guy walked up and very insistently tried to get him to move his car to a new spot. Nothing suspicious about that... Even the Holy See has parking scammers. Wild.

@JesterJum Well, I would hope yours would be healthier without all the injected additives, unless you add sodium phosphate (used for colonoscopies) and sugar to your roast chickens?

Why does a hot, delicious, and ready-to-eat rotisserie chicken cost less than a cold, raw ass chicken i gotta take home and cook myself? Can someone PLEASE answer that for me cause I just dont get it.

@dickhertz176 @thedaywar90 Climb back into your cave.

@thedaywar90 If they really did love each other, wouldn’t she have taken his last name?

There is no word for the way I love these two together.

@Bdbunnybeyond So, this was pre-Pope?

Monday look

@jb_beyond @HustleBitch_

@HustleBitch_ Quick thinking, we all know the camera man never dies

This video is going viral as people start to realize what he was actually doing during the shooting

@MattWallace888 One is not suppose to touch royalty. Get with the program, Matt.

Queen Camilla struggles to get in the back of the car and the Secret Service agent just stands there and doesn't even help 😭

@MerriamWebster Necccessssary.

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

@Wendyinspanish @yashar Good reference to that film. Enjoy bingeing. I am with you in spirit!

Remember that scene in V for Vendetta where Stephen Fry’s character decides to commit "career suicide via comedy"? He goes on his late-night show, does that ruthless satirical skit mocking High Chancellor Sutler, and then—shocker—the secret police show up at his door to make sure he never tells a joke again. Anyways that lives rent-free in my head. On an entirely unrelated note, I’m off to go binge-watch Late Show clips. Wish me luck.

First Lady Melania Trump has issued a statement demanding that ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel.

@njsnow713 @yashar @AnnaBower Boy, it was much better when she kept her opinions to herself. Now, suddenly, she cares aand wants to be involved?

@yashar @AnnaBower Oh for Christ’s sake (the real one) go back to being the silent unwilling partner of the obnoxious decaying demented slob you are married to.

@Senjiru22 @DavidSokoloski @mark_slapinski Walsh conveniently left out the Iran War and the Epstein Files ... it's not just about the ballroom.

@DavidSokoloski @mark_slapinski lmao

Serious question Do people ACTUALLY THINK Donald Trump would fake an assassination just so he could justify building a ballroom And to distract away from the Epstein files?

@franauerbach @SpencerHakimian The station gave him time, not the journalist.

@SpencerHakimian Any journalist who gives air time to Trump is irrelevant to me.

What are your thoughts on Norah O’Donnell?

@eveforamerica OMG, that razor! Split-end city. It set my teeth on edge watching that. And, yes, he cut it oo short.

Well, if he had asked me I would have told him not to cut it. Am I right? 🤭

@SpencerHakimian Why are they all in the same room again so soon? (Hegseth needs a tux.)

What is the first thing you notice? You can’t unsee it.