Drunk Ditka
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@c_arm4 @Davidid0x @letsgetrandy @thechosenberg Do you assume anyone who drinks alcohol will eventually spiral into alcoholism? There’s many cultures throughout the world who have wine with dinner every day. Using your thinking, they should all be alcoholics now.
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@letsgetrandy @thechosenberg “She is probably an alcoholic” that’s what you took from this post of a grown ass woman having one drink while cooking? 🤣
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@thechosenberg Yes. She is probably an alcoholic. But she's currently FAR from harmful. Making an issue about it, however well-meaning, is quite likely to change that.
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2016 was a historic year for so many obvious reasons. Like the ‘85 Bears there’s just no way to fully understand unless you lived it. The 2016 club will always be #1 no matter what happens forever and literally no matter what.
That said.
I think 2026 is my favorite team ever.
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@morklet @freewaveizzy @exxhibitj By one of you idiots, sure. Not when it's prefixed by "one of the most" though, the way OP said it.
Until 10 minutes ago you didn't even know it had a figurative meaning, don't try to act like a linguist now😂
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Honestly, now that I think about it, why did one of the most impossible feats ever catch on so much in gaming like it’s normal lol
OmarCameUp@OmarCameUp
Surely there’s someone out there in the world that can double jump right
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Nigga what the fuck is extra light
Hank@hennycamenzyn
New roomate just moved in and took over the top of the fridge with this arsenal of booze
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@big_918 @tankeryanker71 @ChaseThatSedan @LostSchemes Dude you asked who he was, he answered. Are you an idiot?
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@tankeryanker71 @ChaseThatSedan @LostSchemes You posted a picture of it with a caption with a face palm. Read the room dude.
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@taqnull 100 calories? The slices of bread are more than 100 calories you donkey
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A whopping 100 calories for only 2 dollars
Joel Berry@JoelWBerry
A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.
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okay but i do actually stop at C it's so annoying to have to get the rest of the meat.. and you get random disgusting pieces of fat like chicken wings actually suck so much
CandyLove🍭@DazylingQueeen
What number do you stop when eating your chicken wings?¿
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I can already tell this isn’t Chicago LMFAO welcome to Illinois
b 📸✨@whoisbrittaney
some fun personal news: i moved to chicago this weekend 🤩💖
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keeping it to chicago but
1. federales (west loop)
2. old crow (wrigleyville)
3. the hangee-uppe (gold coast)
4. federales (logan square)
5. utopian tailgate (lincoln park)
Nick Watts 🇺🇸@NickWatts
My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States 1. Katy Trail Ice House - Dallas, TX 2. Chicken Licks - Sun Prairie, WI 3. Ear Inn - New York, NY 4. Dead Bob’s - St. Petersburg, FL 5. The Library - Oxford, MS
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@ChudSLC @Macro_Pup @TicTocTick Chicago market is the same. When we were looking all of the nice houses were gone immediately. The ones that smelled like cat piss and were super outdated sat and were outrageously priced still
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@Macro_Pup @TicTocTick Same here. If the house has been updated and maintained well they’re selling immediately. It’s the shitty boomer houses that have kitchens and bathrooms that haven’t been touched since the 70s 80s and 90s listed for max price that are rotting.
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Fire the intern for this.
It should be taught in schools that it’s a 30 kill streak to drop a nuke
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport
Keldon Johnson compared Wemby's clutch three to a 25 kill streak in Call of Duty ☢️🤣 (via @spurs)
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My friend just video called me from his new job and they are allowed to drink alcohol in the office , guess which industry he is in
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@AlwaysTrustBob1 @strat0manc3r @RealLiveAxel @esp3rtamente We put 8% down on $440k and ours is definitely less than $200
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@ezequiefe @BAYC5511 Nobody here is defending AI art, just pointing out that your analogy was wrong. Have a good day!
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@GillBilly_ @BAYC5511 Just because Twitter users aren't art critics, it doesn't make AI art soulful. Even if it could spit an image that could fool the painter himself
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Since its been 24 hours, i can finally say, i love how SHL0MS baited everyone into responding to this, many art experts saying how badly the ai did when in reality its a cropped real monet painting they are critiquing as ai 😭
𒐪@SHL0MS
i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting
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@ezequiefe @BAYC5511 Buddy I was just telling you that your analogy made no sense based on the original post
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@GillBilly_ @BAYC5511 At one point the hands would have five fingers. Still, a robot churned it out.
Can be useful sometimes, but alas, it's no tomato sauce.
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@ezequiefe @BAYC5511 I’m sure the education in Brazil isn’t the best so let me explain it to you.
The correct analogy would be presenting spaghetti and TELLING them it’s period blood, and then they try it and say how disgusting it is, to later tell them it’s just normal spaghetti sauce.
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