Gillian Telling

NYC Olympics, except it’s the mental Olympics and you have to come up with a 3 second answer to someone saying “Hey beautiful do you have a few seconds” at the Fulton station. #winninggold

Honestly, good two time blizzard job @NYCMayor. Last week’s frozen poop show wasn’t on you (BAD DOG OWNERS.) But I’ve seen buses abandoned sideways in the past 👏

Special shoutout and hearty THANK YOU to the guy working top of Sky run @skiheavenly today, who went the extra mile to find my iphone under the unloading deck. King 🤴 ❤️❤️❤️

@hotelscomhelp Honestly we laughed pretty hard at what our room looked like IRL compared to to the hotels.com photos, but trying to get customer service support is a joke. Need an actual human

Hi @DOEChancellor Any statement regarding ongoing bomb/shooting threats made to Brooklyn public schools? Today was the sixth in just three weeks at the same campus in Williamsburg. I've left messages at the DOE, would love a reply @ReynosoBrooklyn Thanks

@BrockWa45632258 @financedystop Same

@financedystop I noticed this with mine when I was at my summer home and not using AC at my house. I called them and they said that's just what the meter said and they can't do anything...scam

Electric bill was $300 last month and decided to not turn on the A/C the following month...guess what the electric bill was

@financedystop This happened to me too—insanity there are ok other options

@charliesheen @people I’m so rarely on Twitter (X!!) that I missed this!! Such a blast hanging with you, hope we get to do it for the next book 🥰🥰🥰

⁦sending hi-fives and cyber-hugs to @people⁩ and ⁦@Gilliantelling⁩ for the terrific cover story that drops this Friday, 9/5. (sneak peek in the link.) finally, an oncoming train I can "board" - and not get flattened by.😎 people.com/charlie-sheen-…

A #schittscreek reboot but with the Ratliffs

@VailResorts trying your media email and getting bounce backs—news@vailresorts.com doesn’t work. Corporate PR contact please? Tx

@nycbirdalliance there’s an injured falcon on the Pratt campus at 249 Willoughby Ave. between Emerson and Classon. Can you help? He is not moving. Thanks!

Tom Arnold should play Tim Walz on #SNL this season.

@brianjoralvarez Why do I want to watch this so badly knowing nothing about it ❤️

Some men just want to watch the world learn... FX's new comedy English Teacher premieres 9.2. Stream on Hulu.

Two things I need to know: 1. What on earth is the music budget for #TheBearFX $$$$ 2. What happened to all the cicadas?

Yes I only use this app to bitch about the @MTA but WHY can’t you update the sound system so that we actually understand. #jaystreet hot as hades and all trains missing. #nyc

I’d like to take a moment to admire Acai, Naan and Bonobo for being the words in almost every single spelling bee and yet the ones I miss every time. Slippery little bastards

Ban street cleaning in New York. Hear me out. Replace it with littering fines for anyone who lives on the block during a weekly cleanliness inspection. Make street beautification motivational!

Love when an exclusive does well, hate when it just gets copied and pasted into sites like my time and dedication aren't a real thing. Not an AI bot — let's normalize tagging writers :) people.com/jeopardy-produ…

If you are currently fighting fines at EZ pass or hoping to (but there’s no customer service) OR you’ve been sent to collections at PAM please email me gilliantelling@gmail.com and plz share this Tweet

@VivaLaTaff Email me: gilliantelling@gmail.com sick of this ez pass scam and will be getting to the bottom of it

When are we going to come together and file a class action lawsuit against ezpass ?