Shirily
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Shirily
@Girl_B
I can revise to “I have two hamsters” which might make it sound less like an illness and more like a party.
Los Angeles Katılım Ocak 2009
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@LacyMacyGirl @Pawzazzle Yes but I mean they don’t have hands, they can literally only pick up one with their mouth. 😂
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@Pawzazzle Notice how they took only one? Dogs are good. Not like the pictures of people taking multiply candy from baskets because nobody is looking.
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They don’t steal, they survive.
Every morning, the butcher leaves a box of bones outside his shop. Not for profit, not for attention, but for the ones with no home, no bowl, no guarantee of a next meal.
One by one, they come. Each takes just a piece, carefully, almost politely, like they understand it’s a gift.
It’s not much, but to them, it’s everything.
And to the man who leaves it there, it’s a quiet act of kindness the world could use a little more of.
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@maizie_star When I saw the photo I also assumed there were some stickers or a small toy inside and thought “oh that’s nice, more meds should do that!” A missed opportunity honestly. 😆
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Very accurate! Sea otter : Mogwai :: river otter : gremlin 😂
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@talleyberrybaby Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired!
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@oldenoughtosay The James Acaster bit about tourists pronouncing it looga-barruga will never stop being funny. (And thanks to him, this American now knows it’s luffbro.)
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@creepydotorg When I found out that the Zac Morris looking Captain America dude on The Boys was played by the guy from Banshee!

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@BriAnimator_ @ecto_fun 😭 that episode ruined this song for me. Can’t listen to it without crying now.
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@AppleTV Pretty sure Gemma went there willingly because Lumon promised her a kid, but then when she got there, they just gave her a baby goat and were like, "*technically* we didn't lie, no take backsies!" That explains how she ended up there AND the goat room. You're welcome.😆#Severance
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@BrotiGupta Where do they live where it’s one o’clock eight times a day?
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@MadeNChynna I don’t watch the show, but looking at this picture I legitimately thought I had face blindness.
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If ANYTHING shows the importance for DEI, it should be this new season of #LoveIsBlind. Because there’s no way you’re casting these 5 men on the same show, giving them all a large amount of camera time, & expecting me to know the difference.

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