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Imagine owing 4M when you have over 12M tied somewhere!💔💔 Please, I’m begging in God’s name… buy snails from me today. 🙏🏽 I have a lot of snails, plenty. I invested heavily into this business because this is what I do for a living. Snails, food business, goats, cows… this is my hustle, this is how I survive. But life happened. For months, I was seriously unwell. I had to travel back to my hometown to take care of myself. Those months away from work damaged everything for me financially. If I was healthy and active like before, I would never be online begging like this. I would have been supplying my customers quietly and handling my responsibilities. Now the debts have piled up on my neck. I’m paying for storage space every two days just to keep these snails alive. Different people are disturbing me for repayment. Three different people are seriously on my neck right now and nobody wants to hear excuses anymore. Polaris Bank is even adding their own stress to everything I’m already battling with. Today alone, I need to pay someone over 1.4 million naira. I am overwhelmed. I am exhausted. I am frustrated. And honestly… it is becoming depressing. At this point, I don’t even care if they bring it to the tl. Maybe if people see the post, they will finally patronize my snail business. Maybe they will buy from me. Maybe this burden on my chest will reduce a little. Imagine thinking to end your own LIFE because of pressure! Please, if you have ever supported me before, support me again. If you have never bought from me before, please buy today. If you know people that need snails in bulk, connect them to me. Even if you need 4,000 pieces, I have. I’m not asking for pity. I’m simply begging for patronage so I can survive this difficult moment and settle the people I’m owing. Please help me by buying snails from me today. 🙏🏽 Thank you so much

@IU_Wakilii He was so free as governor when his party lost to opposition in the state he governed. He was so free when his party the ADC lost all the re-run elections in kaduna. This should remind you

@IU_Wakilii So , in the absence of Malam El Rufai, others in the coalition are dumb, stupid and incapable of taking the right decision!!! Allahu wakbar

Today, I was talking to one guber aspirant who wasn’t happy with how things are going, man point blank told me, “If Mallam was free, the opposition wouldn’t have been this divided.” I honestly thought it was just us that saw it that way, I didn’t know even people up there are seeing it too.

@hupernikao05 @Mrbankstips The weather 💦 call for Amala ♨️

@Mrbankstips Wetin dey sup with Amala I just dey see am since morning

Best Amala joint in Lagos and Abuja?

@VoiceOfMasses10 Confirm 👍

Amaechi win Atiku ke. Not possible.

@dammiedammie35 Even if he goes to do this in Sambisa forest, you people would still say its because there are 10,000 drones guarding him. Ebenezer Obey has said it all.

@Mrbankstips Neo-Black-Movement of Africa (NBM) . For the liberation of entire black race and In solidarity of black-ism ...

What are the biggest secret societies in the world and how do they influence our lives from the “shadows”?

For those doubting President Bola Tinubu’s 10.9 million numbers, this is just one out of over 8,000 wards across the country. The numbers are real, the support is organic and the momentum is evident nationwide.

@adeyanjudeji Why some of the guys from the Kogi state who manages to escape poverty trap , are always behaved in a particular pattern? Inferiority complex or what ...Yaya Bello, Dino,.. now Deji etc. uncivilized, savagery.

Had to cut my China trip short to attend to an urgent legal matter and couldn’t get a business class seat from Istanbul to Abuja leg of my trip. What my body felt in economy today, my mouth no fit talk am finish till December. The last time I flew economy was 2012. Can’t feel my legs, never again in Jesus name. 🙏

@arojinle1 greetings, pls I rescue this baby bird this evening in my compound, I don't know the name or what food to feed her, I will let it out tomorrow morning 👇

@UnderCartel1 Jokes 😆

Reports reaching me now say that OPay will begin recovering outstanding loans directly through its app starting from June 1st.

@adeyanjudeji APC dey learn work from PDP of old 😆 in the days of Morris Iwu of the INEC republic, we dey queue for accreditation and Iwu dey announce results 😆 OBJ no fit make heaven.

They may write 10m votes for Tinubu in their primaries. APC get evil mind.

@bossolamilekan1 👇

@MikeAgrow @Tinubufrontier @bossolamilekan1 check it out, na so you self dey help the street 👍

If you produce eggs in large quantities in Lagos, Ogun, Osun and Oyo states of Nigeria, and you need a bulk buyer that doesnt owe a kobo, call Fresh Eggs Market. We pay cash and carry. We pick up from farm gate. We can buy up to 5000 crates a week and even more. Call or Whatsapp 0916-000-7184 and ask to speak with the GM, Madam Chinyere. You can also email fresheggsmarket@gmail.com if you prefer. We will visit, inspect, and sign offtake agreement. Thank you! Copied

The Presidency has just issued a statement assuring Nigerians that there is no truth to the viral fake story claiming that President Tinubu seeks to carry out constitutional amendments that will change Nigeria's name to the United States of Nigeria and abolish Sharia Law in the Northern region, among other claims. The Presidency urged Nigerians to ignore the story in its entirety because the purveyors of the fake news are agents of destabilization and merchants of disorder.

Peter Obi was cleared as sole presidential aspirant; No votes by delegates, nothing. So are we to believe that there's no other contestant in the party? Why wasn't the primaries held to decide who goes? I mean, that shouldn't have been a problem since the NDC claims to be a party that's all about credible politicians, and the fear of unfair primaries was why he left the ADC, and the PDP to begin with. You want democracy, but then want to be handpicked. Laughable.

And when all these come to pass, thou shall know that I am Ezemmuo and that I know things.

@sulaymaanazeez @OgbeniAyoola Kai, that's a terroristic instinct! You need to get rid of such thinking before you turn a full blown Osama bin laden 😆

@OgbeniAyoola If na me o, you hit me so hard on my legs while observing solat if you're within kicking range I will not hesitate wallahi

I was driving from Mushin axis to burst out at Onipanu yesterday evening. Checked time and it was time for maghrib prayers. I parked and found a masjid. They've already finished praying their jama'a by the time I got there. I finished ablution in company of some Hausa brothers and we went inside the masjid. We started praying in jama'a (I led the prayers) and just as I was reciting fatha, someone started hitting my legs, serious hitting, but I thought I was being asked to move forward for those behind. I led the prayers and after we were done, I went to a corner in the masjid to do my adhkar only for their Imam to start asking for the brother who led the second jama'a. I stood up to meet with the elderly man asking after me. He asked if I was Hausa. Told him I'm a mix of Yoruba and Hausa, mum being Hausa. This man then told me that they don't observe a second jama'a inside their masjid after the first. Everyone must pray individually thereafter. I was shocked. The one beside him (apparently the man who was hitting my legs seriously) cut in and said it's not allowed to do that in their masjid. So, he was hitting my legs to stop out jama'a so we can all pray individually. I was stunned. I've heard they do it, it has never happened to me personally until yesterday. I have people I know who are Ahmadis but this I've not seen in person as a part of their doctrine. I've been wondering what's the daleel behind the non-allowance of a second jama'a inside their masjid. So I ask my Ahmadis, please, why are second jama'a not allowed and people are made to compulsory pray individually when they can benefit from the jama'a. What is your daleel from the Qur'an and Sunnah? Thank you.