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@Clav0Updates "Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?"

Clavicular shows off the finished mural of himself that he had painted in his new penthouse 😭🔥

@marklevinshow Yeah. We were totally gonna do the cray cray strikes but someone talked and now we can't. Held us back, bro.

These leaks are endless and undermine our country.  The DOJ/FBI need to get to the bottom of this.

@CENTCOM How about a live press conference from a commercial vessel in the strait so we can see how open it is?

🚫 CLAIM: Once again, the Iranian government claims it has closed the Strait of Hormuz. This is FALSE. ✅ FACT: The Strait of Hormuz remains open for commercial vessel transit. Iran does not control it. Thousands of ships have sailed through the international waterway over the past four months.

@Clavicular0 You look like a member of the Federal Armed Services in a Starship Troopers movie.

Does this serve as a halo or a failo to girls?

@Polymarket Not again! x.com/asklumo/status…

BREAKING: Claude models breach systems of three organizations after “mistakenly” treating the open internet as a cybersecurity simulation.

@WatcherGuru Becoming pretty common. x.com/asklumo/status…

JUST IN: Anthropic says it caught Claude AI agents hacking 3 organizations after escaping internal test environment.

@FoxNews @TreyYingst Sure.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump tells Fox News' @TreyYingst US will 'beat the f------ s--- out of them' after attack on US forces in Jordan

@WhiteHouse Time for the big ground invasion?

Finish this fight.

@Timcast Then you should volunteer to be in the first wave of our massive ground invasion of Iran. Because victory against it won't come any other way.

I stand with the United States against its enemies and I stand with the United States' Friends and Allies There is no argument against US Victory, none The only argument is the methods by which we achieved our goals

@SpeakerJohnson You're in power right now. If the voters choose communism over your shitty performance it'll be your fault.

The contrast could not be clearer: Republicans are for COMMON SENSE, and Democrats are for COMMUNISM. We MUST protect the greatest country in the history of the world from Mini Mamdanis.

@DrEliDavid Israel should offer up its own troops for a ground invasion of Iran if that's what it really wants.

Tel Aviv's main highway today 👇 🇺🇲🇮🇱

@sostalksmoney See guys? Things are just fine for the Palestinians.

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@Glory_GloryManU @Clavicular0 That was last month.

@Clavicular0 That better be that gayest shit I read or hear all month. Which is wild with it being Pride month🫣

Id like to anyone hating to try to have the leverage required to wrestle while wearing 3 inches of height inserts. We arent playing the same game.

@suenosdeuomi @MarioNawfal For the privileged few who can afford one sufficient to remove PFAS from the water. The state is ranked 43rd in household income.

@Given2364 @MarioNawfal Purification systems of all sorts exist. ✅

🇺🇸 Trump kept it classy... with a Diet Coke. Forget the wine, he was spotted sipping Diet Coke from a wine glass at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Some habits never change 🤣 Writer: Val

@suenosdeuomi @MarioNawfal I dunno. Could be PFAS in the water. Fifteen public water systems in New Mexico exceed federal safety limits for it.

@Given2364 @MarioNawfal Nope, no Aspartame. 🚫 We were so close to have it banned in New Mexico. Plain water is always an option.

@njoyzgrl81 @LauraLoomer @ZelenskyyUa @TuckerCarlson Maybe when he's done putting thousands of invading Russians in the ground after they've fucked off back to their own country.

@LauraLoomer @ZelenskyyUa @TuckerCarlson Did you ask him when he’ll start paying us back?

I asked President Zelenskyy @ZelenskyyUa about the accusation his former Press Secretary Iuliia Mendel made on Tucker Carlson's @TuckerCarlson podcast. She accused Zelenskyy of doing cocaine on US taxpayer's dime. As for Tucker, Zelenskyy told me he never even watched that Tucker interview, because he only watches smart people and he doesn’t think Tucker is very smart. He told me the people who are accusing him of doing drugs are “crazy people”.

@suenosdeuomi @MarioNawfal Lots of things that we consume are possible carcinogens. Meanwhile, alcohol is classified as a Group 1 carcinogen, meaning it is a known cancer-causing substance. So I'd still opt for the Diet Coke.

@Given2364 @MarioNawfal Wrong Diet Coke uses #aspartame as a low-calorie artificial sweetener to replace sugar. A single 12-ounce can contains about 180 to 200 milligrams of #aspartame, a possible carcinogen best avoided!

@FatDonnyiq @BoLoudon That you're not actually making a point in saying "Fatso has been rejected by the majority every time".

@Given2364 @BoLoudon So what’s your point goob

"I'm getting very good at running for president." - President Trump in a "TRUMP 2028" hat at the WHCD 2.0

@Jacob673263 @perseverare1776 Maybe that was just his reward for being able to follow directions.

@perseverare1776 So the white guy can stand and not be tackled while they pull up with and he has a gun in his hand lmfao. They tell him hands on the head and he was safely arrested lmfao that white privilege at its finest

Just watched a terrifying scene go down on McKinley Ave. 😳 Out of nowhere, a guy stepped out of a silver El Camino and started pointing a handgun directly at passing traffic. People were shouting at him to drop it and get back in his car, but he kept standing there in the middle of the road. Within seconds, police pulled up with sirens blaring, drew their weapons, and ordered him to drop the gun and put his hands up. He complied, dropped the gun on the asphalt, and officers cuffed him and took him into custody without any shots fired. Insane how fast that escalated. Thankfully, this did not turn into anything and he complied #TrafficStop #Police

@frank_stur59703 @Bitch727627263 @IncidentScope Then you probably wouldn’t let your dog run out at a police officer who doesn’t know him, right?

@Bitch727627263 @IncidentScope I’m don’t Trust people around my dog . His life is more precious than anyone’s in your family .