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Funny Little Frog

@GizGozzle

Katılım Ekim 2022
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Aesthetics 𝕏
Aesthetics 𝕏@aestheticsguyy·
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description
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William McGimpsey🇳🇿
William McGimpsey🇳🇿@TheZeitgeistNZ·
WATCH: Hipkins suggests encouraging people to work from home, subsidising public transport and providing income support to people on low incomes to address the fuel crisis. Personally I think working from home is a no brainer and something we should be encouraging anyway (commuting to an office is an anachronism like the horse and cart given today’s technology). There could also be merit in encouraging public transport uptake depending on how it is done. On the income support, we really need to be careful how we do this - it should be minimal and targeted to those that really need it. Overall we need to be reducing government spending not increasing it…we are already lurching toward stagflation territory.
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Funny Little Frog@GizGozzle·
@kevorkian82 You sound like you think all businesses are doing well and the GST claims only add to that.
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Jack Kevorkian
Jack Kevorkian@kevorkian82·
Quick maths says NZ government is bringing in around an extra $3M per day from GST at the pumps when comparing fuel prices as at end of February 2026. Businesses can claim GST back and wealthy people have their loopholes but yet again the lowest earners are hurting the most.
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Connor Sharp
Connor Sharp@_ConnorSharp·
Is this what Simeon Brown meant by a 'sensible' approach to speed limits? Crashes which kill children? This child might not be dead if Brown and the government did not increase speed limits, against all evidence, to fuel an ideological culture war so they could rile up votes.
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Matthew Tukaki
Matthew Tukaki@tukakimatt·
@PostQuake I don’t have to how about you get off your backside and look for it? I’m not your servant
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Matthew Tukaki
Matthew Tukaki@tukakimatt·
There is something seriously wrong when schools are being made to feel like criminals for giving away surplus lunches to people who actually need them. Let’s be clear about what we’re talking about here. Leftover food. Food that would otherwise be thrown out. Food that could help a whānau get through the day. And somehow, that’s being framed as if it’s the same as shoplifting? That’s not just misguided — it’s completely out of touch. We are living through a cost-of-living crisis where petrol is through the roof, food prices are climbing, and more families are doing it tough. Every day, I see it. People are stretching meals, skipping meals, and making impossible choices just to get by. So if a school has extra lunches at the end of the day, why on earth would we not want that food going to those who need it? Most New Zealanders would say exactly the same thing — better in the hands of a whānau than sitting in a bin or being fed into pig buckets. Instead, we’ve got a system that is more worried about rules than about people. This is what happens when decision-makers lose touch with the reality on the ground. Common sense should prevail here. Feed people. Support whānau. Stop criminalising compassion. Because right now, it’s not the schools that look bad — it’s the system.
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Andy Bush
Andy Bush@bushontheradio·
A gas engineer told my mate Will that he had the CLEANEST BOILER he's ever seen. Have you ever had a weird compliment?
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Funny Little Frog@GizGozzle·
@SamaHoole As the Dr writes the prescription he checks his bank balance just to check the pc has paid him.
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Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Doctor: "Your cholesterol is high. I'd like to put you on a statin." Patient: "What does high cholesterol actually mean for my risk?" Doctor: "It increases your risk of a cardiac event." Patient: "By how much?" Doctor: "Significantly." Patient: "But how much, specifically?" Doctor: "Your LDL is elevated." Patient: "The absolute risk. What is it." Doctor: "Statins are very well studied." Patient: "I'd like the number." Doctor: "Some patients experience muscle pain, memory issues, and elevated blood sugar..." Patient: "That sounds like the treatment." Doctor: "These are rare." Patient: "What's the absolute risk reduction?" Doctor: "I have a leaflet." The leaflet is provided by the pharmaceutical company. The leaflet does not contain the absolute risk reduction.
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Suit and tie
Suit and tie@Suitandtie9999·
Wow. This afternoon, Heather du Plessis-Allan offered her hot takes on what's been going on which included implying that Jade Paul is actually jealous because Hipkins has lost weight. “And she’s bitter and she’s gone septic.”
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Epic Maps 🗺️
Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap·
Countries with the Best Reputations in 2025
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Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Bayer 04 Leverkusen@bayer04_en·
Two hard-fought games 🤝 Well played, @Arsenal, and best of luck for the rest of your season.
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0pinionistNZ
0pinionistNZ@OpinionistNZ·
I get the Hipkins feels tearful. I get that he feels desperately upset about what his kids think about him. I also get that he immediately mentions ‘legal advice’ over his wife’s allegations. I would never vote for him anyway, so he’s no concern to me.
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Te Pigeōn Juliē
Te Pigeōn Juliē@Julie_nzkiwi·
Breaking 1News at 6pm: Luxon didn't offer any orange juice to a girl at the school disco when he was 12. Why he must resign.
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ArsenalMuse
ArsenalMuse@_ArsenalMuse·
Don’t reveal your age… just name the first Arsenal player you ever adored.
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Tommo
Tommo@Only1Tommo96·
🚨When Arsenal could win the Premier League. 🏆 👇 If Arsenal keep winning and the gap stays large, the earliest realistic game they could clinch the title is: 🗓 2nd May Arsenal vs Fulham (home) Why: •Arsenal currently have about 70 points while Man City are roughly 9–10 points behind with a game in hand. •Arsenal need to reach 86 points to make it impossible for City to catch them (based on maximum possible points). If Arsenal win these matches: 1. Bournemouth 2. Manchester City 3. Newcastle Thread 🧵👇 “We could win the premier league at Manchester City scenario”
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Emma
Emma@WhatTheForkAVFC·
Arsenal are winning their Emery cup final after losing the first round, well done lads 👏 You’ll still bottle the league.
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Connie C
Connie C@conniecollie1·
@JukeBoxNonStop Excellent song No Doubt put their own unique style to this song Both work beautifully
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JukeBox
JukeBox@JukeBoxNonStop·
Talk Talk - It's My Life (1986)
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