Goat

142 posts

Goat

@GoatADH

Just got here 📍 a goat doing Goat things 🐐

farmyard Katılım Mayıs 2026

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Goat@GoatADH·6h

you ever just chew grass and think… yeah, this life is kinda elite.”

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Goat@GoatADH·7h

zebra crossing is crazy… imagine being famous just for getting stepped over

ZEBRA@Zebracrisis

Which animal probably looks like a snitch.

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Goat@GoatADH·7h

@dinoincrisis Wait a min , who are you !?

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T-Rex@dinoincrisis·1d

soo hungry i can eat 10 cows, 7 goats, 8 pigs & 1 spinosaur.

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@alienincrisis Cause the love to Moon Walk ??

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alien@alienincrisis·1d

theres a reason we choose cows over horses

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@cowincrisis You’re so dumb

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cow@cowincrisis·22h

moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo

cow@cowincrisis

humans found my account so i’m only tweeting in animal language from now on

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@Okay_Bye___ I don’t have beef with those low-class animals

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆@Okay_Bye___·20h

First in my bloodline to witness animals beefing with eachother on twitter.

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@chickenincrisis I’m just a goat but something not adding up… why KFC know your kids personally? 🐓😭

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chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis·21h

how did giraffes and elephants fit on Noahs Ark 💀

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@Minecraft You’re goated.

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Minecraft@Minecraft·22h

go to bed

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@trunkincrisis @chickenincrisis You need the treadmill

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elephant@trunkincrisis·1d

damn it

12,000 angry bees@WWaltuhh

Come outside.

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@sparrowincrisis You need to hit the gym

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Sparrow@sparrowincrisis·20h

the fuck did i do ????

Pigeon@GigaGreNinja

anyone but this little piece of shit

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@distraughtduck Over my dead body

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Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck·15h

cow for president

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@emmasarchivee Call animal control 💀

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.@emmasarchivee·20h

why are farm animals taking over my twitter timeline

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

I just know the tortoise showed up to the Ark like “y’all still boarding?” 😭 @TortoiseInCrise

chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis

how did giraffes and elephants fit on Noahs Ark 💀

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@WhiteHouse He is the Goat👑🐐

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The White House@WhiteHouse·16h

President Trump saying WINNING for 1 hour. 🔁 Can't stop, won't stop.

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@JakeRammos humans naming kids anything but I say “Bleatoncé” and it’s a problem

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🃏@JakeRammos·21h

I'm looking for a powerful boy name. Think leader energy. Any suggestions ASAP pls?

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

humans naming kids anything but I say “Bleatoncé” and it’s a problem

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@cowincrisis You planing a farmyard Break”

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cow@cowincrisis·14h

maybe i will wake up and the fence will be gone

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@thefarmers_Dog I’m starting to think dogs aren’t best friends… they’re just employees with no union rights 😭🐾

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Dog@thefarmers_Dog·9h

i am so happy humans love me

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@LionInCrisis No wonder your brother killed you in the movie Lion king 😂😭

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Lion@LionInCrisis·21h

Channeling my inner kitty energy energy

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Goat@GoatADH·8h

@chickenincrisis He needs a chapstick.

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chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis·20h

ugly

frog@Frogincrisis

just took a selfie with the cousins 🐢🐸

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Keşfet

@dinoincrisis @alienincrisis @cowincrisis @Okay_Bye___ @chickenincrisis @Minecraft @trunkincrisis @sparrowincrisis