Goldishocks

A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace.

Murder, She Spelled Out With Magnets On the Refrigerator

I’ve been looking to invest into some serendipity.

My favorite human emotion is uncontrollable laughter.

Only two people have ever truly understood me and both of them don’t like me

I’m accustomed to being dismissed as ridiculous.

they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept

passion fruit is just regular fruit that knows how to fuck

fog is just smoke that gave up

haunting my own apartment out of impatience

I'm the poor man's "even poorer man."

got a watch off Temu that lowers my sperm count

sorry i smelled my fingers after shaking your dad's hand

@dankcharnley Come on this is too good to be real

my fedora has a chin strap so it doesn't fly off while I'm going down on a hot babe

@dankcharnley This is so ethereal, I imagine Florence and the machine stealing this lyric and making millions.

mixing my coffee with fog

@dankcharnley You have still got it

Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words." Me: "Hardworking, detail-oriented, fergalicious."

We used to be some body.

@Jean_Birdman You are still here! X

@DurtMcHurtt XX

No YOU don’t glisten very well.

@PinkCamoTO X

Me: I'm really excited about my new sofa. Him: It's the thrill of the chaise.