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@PinkCamoTO

I'm even cuter in person. #WearADamnMask #WearAMask #BLM Pls DM your penis. I'm always up for a laugh.

Canada Katılım Ocak 2011
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gas station dream girl
gas station dream girl@cheygoulet·
No, I wasn’t smiling at you. I was smiling at your dog.
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sanity@alpa2112·
#wsibcelebratesyou is this how the employees are celebrated? Day 25 on picket line - weather is extreme and so are our emotions. Wsib Employees deserve a fair deal NOW.. This is no joke. If #wsib respect the work we do then now is the time to show. #strike #dougford #oceu #cupe
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Jason Not Evil@JasonNotEvil·
I'm gonna need to use you guys as references
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Dead Pan Nick
Dead Pan Nick@Contwixt·
Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
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Dead Pan Nick
Dead Pan Nick@Contwixt·
"I don't even think Saturn's rings are real. There. I said it." -Pluto, the former planet
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Dead Pan Nick
Dead Pan Nick@Contwixt·
You don't have to watch each and every last ripple reach the shore before you throw another rock
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Dead Pan Nick
Dead Pan Nick@Contwixt·
Everyone goes through a bad decade or two. It happens.
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Rick Aaron
Rick Aaron@RickAaron·
Pretty sure that 10 minutes after my death my wife will hold a seance to ask me where the TV remote is.
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Rick Aaron@RickAaron·
They call it “remote learning” because the chance of your kids actually learning anything is remote.
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John Lyon
John Lyon@JohnLyonTweets·
Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.
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Uncle Duke
Uncle Duke@UncleDuke1969·
a remote that automatically locks your car three times but you only have to press the button once
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Uncle Duke
Uncle Duke@UncleDuke1969·
“GIVE ME THE REMOTE.”
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baby smith
baby smith@itsBABYSMITH·
well, looks like i've finally reached the "trying to change the channel with a box of junior mints" phase.
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baby smith
baby smith@itsBABYSMITH·
mom always warned us not to sit too close to the TV, but we turned out pergectly fime.
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