John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt

@mmpadellan 👋

Wave if you see this 👋 Also, fuck you Elmo.

BEER SKATES ARE HERE 🚨 Get yours at any bar, select stands, and carts TONIGHT at the @LenovoCenter.

@MSPAthletics Too soon. Too soon

Wow… could you imagine if you had both those defensemen on the same team?! Surely they’d win a title.

@GopherSports @GopherFootball Close enough?? #SkiUMah

did you get it? 🧐 @GopherFootball

@MarkLazerus @RussoHockey Team ☕️

A tale of two hockey writers.

Habs-Lightning is at 7 p.m. Bruins-Sabres is at 7:30. ESPN has both games. It works fine. So please explain why fans in the Central Time Zone have to wait until 8:52 p.m. (again) tomorrow night when there's just one earlier game? God forbid a kid watch a hockey game.

@Jeep New trim update @MauraMM24 ?!!?

Throw it back now, y’all ⏪ Meet Twelve 4 Twelve Drop 6: Jeep® Wrangler and Gladiator Rewind. Preproduction model shown. Actual production model may vary. Limited quantities available. Coming May 2026.

If you're going to ask me to review myself, I exceed all expectations.

A $10 baseball can’t be worth the conversations this guy will now have at work tomorrow.

@SOH767 @RussoHockey Took his to give to Fabes

@RussoHockey Where's Middy?

Proof Foligno always wears a wig

@ReallyAmerican1 @MAGALieTracker

Trump on sending federal agents into cities over the objections of local leaders: "We're gonna have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do.” Not beating the allegations.

This Masters commercial absolutely nailed it

turns out there is one course that gives Tiger trouble drivers ed.

Someone made a baseball movie montage and it actually deserves an Oscar.

@RussosFilter @RussoHockey Blues

@RussoHockey serious question: has a team with white netting behind the end zones ever won the Cup?

@MensHumor False. A dryer with 1 min left

@StateOfHawkey Dude, regular season game was 🔥

Went here during the Stanley Cup Playoffs one year, absolutely electric. Highly recommend if you haven’t been! #Circa #Vegas

@mnwild #CouldBeNightmareFuel

updated headshots just dropped for Next Gen Night

Sunday morning update at Minneapolis Airport (@mspairport): -326 departures canceled today & counting - 70% of schedule -Delta has canceled everything until about 3pm -Last plane to land was shortly after midnight - funnily enough, carrying the Toronto Maple Leafs for Wild game

Their content is out of this world! 🚀🎙️😂