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King Sullymon and his 700 fed-up wives
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King Sullymon and his 700 fed-up wives
@GoodKingSolomon
King Jedidiah Sullymon, 3rd King of the United Monarchy of Rizzrael (Now Palestine), Son of David. Author of the most woke books in the Bible. Parody.
Thug Mansion Katılım Ocak 2016
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@archaicf0ssil In honor of Jadzia Dax, the first trans woman with an answer to the question "would you love me if I was a worm?"
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What are the chances the trans flag was based on the ds9 carpet because this was before the creation of the flag
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Them: "Where are your wives?"
Me: "Reflecting"
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Imagining one of these lumbering towards me with malicious intent and my last words in the apocalypse are
"Look at this goofy lookin guy!"
Reuters@Reuters
Northwestern University researchers developed modular robots using AI that can adapt to damage and navigate unpredictable terrain, according to a new study
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@darwintojesus Ya damn well took your time about it
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Reminder: The Bible is the reason anyone thinks slavery is immoral. The entire world engaged this practice without a second thought. It was the Bible and Christians that made the world finally realize this practice was wrong.
You're welcome.
Michael R. Burhans@Vandeervecken
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Oh it's one of these, If you squint your eyes you can see a pedophile.
The White House@WhiteHouse
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@conservmillen I hope you get crucified too! Did I use that right?
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James is a master at purposely misrepresenting someone to garner sympathy. He did the same thing with the Colbert interview. Received millions in donations based on the lie that Trump was “censoring” him.
Now, he pretends not to understand that a pastor saying he hopes James is “crucified” is a Christian way to hope for a person’s salvation.
James is not saved, so the most loving thing we can pray and hope for is that he does experience the death to self Christ calls us to
James Talarico@jamestalarico
Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills. You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you. I love you more than you could ever hate me.
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@EmbracingTara They have hammers
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This whole video showed them doing nothing the entire time.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
🚨 BREAKING: ICE agents are now running FULL-BLOWN PATROLS at JFK Airport. ICE stepping up HARD, patrolling terminals, managing crowds, keeping everyone safe, and taking the insane pressure off TSA agents who actually need to focus on screening.
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@Merrydawg My brother in Gwyn, there is something you must know
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I HATE Elden Ring. And no, it's not because the game is "hard" or "doesn't hold your hand." It is the fact that the entire game has ripped off another franchise. Frankly, I'm surprised nobody else ever noticed. It's so obvious and blatant. I can't be the only one to notice.
The entire game is basically ripped off from my favourite video game series Dark Souls.
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I'm just staring at this tweet, imagining Trump saying "inshallah"
This may actually be hell we are living in.
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer
I called it last year. Like I said, I bet he converted to Islam. Hate me all you want, but you cannot say I am wrong.
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@shoveitjack So theyre all just standing around? Seems useless, but at least they arent shooting anyone.
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I've seen quite a few videos of ICE at airports this morning. You know what's missing from all of them?
Deranged leftists blowing whistles, hurling expletives, and attacking law enforcement officers.
You know why? Because the organizations that pay people to be domestic terrorists on the streets of Minneapolis and other blue cities can't create those astroturfed violent mobs inside an airport.
Sorry, DICK Blumenthal. Your fever dream of violence in airports seems to be missing its funding.
Oliya Scootercaster 🛴@ScooterCasterNY
BREAKING: ICE Agents are now patrolling in Terminal 5 at JFK Airport in NYC as Huge TSA Lines continue Video by @FreedomNTV Desk@freedomnews.tv to license
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Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think.
Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet.
It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party.
Mark my words.
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@ProtonInspector You dont stack your roombas?
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Wait what the hell is the right?
JT@jiratickets
Proud to be a zoomer that knows which physical objects these icons represent
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@BrianAtlas Yeah, I think ranting about hot women on the internet is much more indicative of mental issues
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most women who are sex workers, heavily tattooed, and/or who use excessive makeup/filters are just deeply insecure due to undiagnosed and untreated mental health issues.
pretending the problem is external is easier than admitting something is wrong with them.
But drivel appropriation aside. The sex work, the tattoos, the makeup/filter use (body dysmorphia), is orders of magnitude more emblematic, inculpatory, and evident of mental illness than anything the “red pill” supposedly is or espouses.
bri@bri_br4t
most red pill men are just deeply insecure due to undiagnosed and untreated mental health issues. pretending the problem is external (other women) is easier than admitting something is wrong with them.
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@Quinlot1 @carolyn_from There were species that didnt survive Noahs cooking.
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@carolyn_from @GoodKingSolomon Or the fact that carnivores would be in the same boat as the herbivores? The carnivores would eat all the herbivores. Herbivores would be extinct. Also where are the dinosaurs? I thought the dinosaurs were not that old? 🤔😆🤣🤣🤡
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And nobody noticed it for all that time, so long a fn a mountain grew over it, until this dude was like "mountain boat shape!"
I wrote part of the Bible, some say the best parts, great books really, and this guy...not helping with intellectual market.
Oliver Burdick@oliverburdick
BREAKING: Noah's Ark is literally just sitting there in Turkey and people still don't believe the Bible is true.
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@GoodKingSolomon Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…
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Please stop tagging @grok for everything, tag me @GoodKingSolomon instead.
Will do fact checking, AI review, historical context, custody battles, architectural consulting, demonology, honestly try me
Why use artificial intelligence when you can use mythical wisdom?
#askSolomon
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@carolyn_from The penguins weren't on the ark, they did come down just to laugh at it though, so checks out.
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@aakashgupta I think you missed the point...you can get those views driving any mountain pass in the winter. These are washington and Idaho. You dont need that specific glacier to see life is beautiful, just look up from the desk.
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That road is Route 1 in Iceland. A week driving it costs roughly $2,500 per person. Flights from the US run $500-600 round trip. Gas is $8-9 per gallon. A glacier hike is $125. A night in a decent hotel near Vatnajökull is $160-200.
Total tab for two people to spend a week staring at that glacier instead of a monitor: somewhere around $7,000.
The median American household earns that in about 18 working days. Sitting in a room. Staring at a screen.
The people who actually drive that road on a random Tuesday in March fall into two categories: retirees who stared at screens for 40 years and saved enough to stop, or remote workers who figured out how to stare at a screen from Reykjavik instead of a cubicle in Ohio.
Both paths run through the screen.
The photo is real. The freedom it represents costs $7,000 and 10 days of PTO. The device you’re reading this complaint on is the same device that books the flight.
fardeen@fardeentwt
the world looks like this and we’re expected to sit in a room for 8 hours a day staring at a screen
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