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Carla Brown 🇨🇦
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Carla Brown 🇨🇦
@GoodMornCarla
Do you guys know how hard it was for her to be this great? - Summer Jaeger
Katılım Ağustos 2020
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@wadestotts There is someone on my road conditions FB group that likes to complain that they are finishing road work projects when other roads need repair more.
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There's a whole genre of post that's just pointing to a project in progress that takes longer than five minutes to complete and going "wow so embarrassing"
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
Bang up job Donald!
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@SummrWrites If my life isn't naturally producing enough, and I'm sure it is, I don't think there is any hope of getting enough.
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Did some bloodwork.
Do I get a gold star for having enough cortisol for five people, or…..?
I am the valedictorian of cortisol class.
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When someone is trying to bully you out of your parking spot but this is all you can see.
Costco on a long weekend Friday during a May blizzard.
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My teen and I share a nearly 20 year old caravan that has had the check engine light on for the past 6 years. Dashboard and interior lights occasionally stop working. It's the only vehicle we've ever owned that none of us has been stranded in.
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running buff.ly/1i66x6Z
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You all think The Odyssey movie will be bad because of the DEI casting.
I think the movie will be bad because it’s written and directed by Christopher Nolan, who has never made a good movie.
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Happy Mid-May. May your eyes be red and watery, your nose runny, and your throat feel like sandpaper.
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@wadestotts It's like finding the air fryers at the thrift shop.
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Also, there are certain people who are reliable Late Adopters--so that when you see them adopting one of these identities, you know the trend is almost over.
Coltybrah@coltybrah
as i get older i realize the biggest epidemic is dudes with no real identity if running gets cool they become runners. if tattoos get cool they cover themselves in tattoos. if being sober trends they become born again monks, mullet, coffee snob, golfer, carnivore, cowboy, whatever the algorithm tells them whole personality built out of social contagion thats why these dudes get smoked at everything. everyone can smell the fraud no weight behind anything they do because none of it came from their soul. just trend hopping be something real even if its ugly
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The Monday routine: probably make buns (for burgers today), tidy the house/put away everything that didn't get put away over the weekend, laundry, nap.
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@SummrWrites It's all good, it was only like this for about a mile, there were a couple young ladies there only letting through one car at a time and able to call for help if needed.
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Most Saturdays I spend most of my day preparing for Sabbath Dinner, Cleaning and getting ready for the week ahead.
Today my son had an activity and we got lost on the way due to flooded roads being closed. This was the road that was open.
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Might be a controversial take, but there is no moral obligation to participate in Mother's Day.
Given its kind of the Olympics of hurt feelings it's been kind of nice to just bow out.
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A welcome video explaining how to park, where to leave your kids and which of the women up the front calls themselves pastor.
Rock Wall Bibles@RockWallBibles
POV: you’re browsing a church’s website. What is an immediate 🚩?
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Make Hollywood Great Again. 🤣
Dave Greene@GreeneMan6
I just realized that almost all of the most iconic moments of early Hollywood are just men telling women “No”.
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Day 4 of successfully not leaving the house/yard, tomorrow will be a challenge but I might be able to swing it.
There is no hope for Saturday.
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Post the last photo of your pet on your phone.
No cheating.
Mary Katharine Ham@mkhammer
Post the last photo of your pet on your phone. No cheating.
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