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Goole, England Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Is This Plausible?
I am Morgan Macsweeney
I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I hold a top-secret security clearance
I own a mobile phone
I use this phone to conduct Government Business
I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson
My phone is tracked by GCHQ
There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business
My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted
My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked
The police do not investigate
The phone is not tracked down
The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance
I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone
I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority
I do not ask for a replacement sim
I do not buy a new phone
I do not activate my new phone with the new sim
I do not log-in to my Google account
I do not select "Restore"
I do not download WhatsApp
I do not recover my messages
Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back.
@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID?
It is the cover-up that will take you down
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🚨 Thomas Tuchel on leaving Trent Alexander-Arnold out of the England squad:
Tuchel🗣️ “I watched the tapes. When an opposition winger runs at him, Trent doesn’t try to tackle. He just stands there calculating the aerodynamics of his next 60-yard diagonal pass. I told him I need a traditional right-back, but he is convinced he is playing quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.”
“I sat him down and asked how he plans to stop players like Mbappé. He just smiled, handed me a compilation of his assists from 2019, and said, ‘Wait until you see my switch of play, boss.’ He is a beautiful artist, but unfortunately, we are preparing for a war, not a gallery exhibition at the Louvre.”


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🚨STARMER TORN APART IN COMMITTEE: BRITAIN LEFT WEAK & EXPOSED! 🔥
Keir Starmer Has Temper Tantrum When Challenged On Military Failure, Told You're No Churchill 💥
In a brutal Liaison Committee session today (23 March 2026), PM Keir Starmer was completely taken apart over Britain's dire military underfunding and lack of war footing amid escalating Middle East tensions, including the recent Iranian drone strike on a UK base in Cyprus.
Tory MP Sir Bernard Jenkin delivered the killer line: “It sounds as though you are at peace, while we are actually at war.”
When Starmer fell back on his usual political talking point, blaming the “mess” left by 14 years of Tory underinvestment, Jenkin fired back with a devastating zinger:
“I dare say Winston Churchill had a bit of mess to clear up from the previous government. Margaret Thatcher had a bit of mess to clear up from the previous government.”
Starmer visibly lost his cool, snapping defensively and dodging the core issue of why the UK isn't on a true war-fighting footing despite the threats.
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“He went bright pink and remained bright pink for the rest of the afternoon”
It is “significant” that the cross-party committee questioning Keir Starmer today were essentially saying “the waffle doesn’t cut it anymore”, says Times Radio presenter @adamboultonTABB.
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@TheLeedsPress @EllandRoadGlory When this happens again to any team the opposing team need to go over and join in
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