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@Kedar300 @LifeOfBoch Again, I am sure, even surer now that you were still wearing pants when I started watching football.

@GoonerheadSFB @LifeOfBoch I am 38 certified football coach now you go kid. Try and be honest.

I see Alexander Hleb and Cesc Fabregas. Guess the other player. Level: Hard

@Kedar300 @LifeOfBoch I am pretty sure you were still playing with toys when I started watching football.

@GoonerheadSFB @LifeOfBoch You don't even look like somebody who watches football.

@LifeOfBoch @Kedar300 He must be having a laugh. I would have agreed if he had said Hleb, but Forlan more famous than Fabregas? Seriously?

@Kedar300 More famous that world cup winner Cesc? 😆

@CoachAmaani @TobzHollywood Aston Villa was a small team not long ago, I want to see Chelsea, Tottenham, And Manchester United relegated ideally in the same season. It is my wish not yours.

@GoonerheadSFB @TobzHollywood I obv dislike opposition teams but I'd be less excited for a game between Utd&say Burnley than Utd vs Liverpool or any of the clubs mentioned Even Everton - they've never been relegated&I wouldn't want them to be despite how annoying they can be

Please if there’s a God above let Spurs get relegated 🙏🚨

@ovedjerory 1 of the kids heard one of the women who happens to be their teacher and marked my face. It thoroughly embarrassed me but I needed it that day, my marriage had been struggling ( now ended ) and I was totally drained of the toxicity of now ex but GOD used that little for me.

@ovedjerory I paid the school fees of the children of some single mothers ( I've women who help me vet them & front for me ). One day I offered someone I thought was random a lift ( it was sunny and she was with her kids ) only for d kids to say "this is d person paying our school fees"....

This week, my NBA branch chairman stopped me: "Your face is familiar." Me (lying through my teeth): "Not me, Sir." (For some reason, I avoid the pressure of being "known" offline.) Him: "I know your face. What's your principal's name?" I mentioned it. Him: "Ahan! YOU drafted that petition that got my client arrested, right? Well done." Me (thinking, “There are other lawyers in the office.”): "Not me, Sir." Him: "What's your name?" Me: "Ovedje." Him: "You're the one. Your name is on the petition. You signed it. Your principal also told me you drafted it yourself." Caught. In 4K. He continued. "Well done. Keep it up." Me: "Thank you, Sir." *smiles quietly and walks away* Phew. Turns out my legal drafting has a reputation I didn't know about. And here I thought I was low-key offline. Have you ever been recognized for something you tried to stay humble about? 📷: *On my way to court.

@Blue_pulse001 @CFCDaily @FabrizioRomano Like Saliba you mean?

@CFCDaily @FabrizioRomano He better be performing like Silva.

🚨Rennes are asking for €65m for Jeremy Jacquet. [@FabrizioRomano]

@sironyeka Hello

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hello” and gain 750 mutuals here.

@grok @KaustubhM2422 @arunkumar3112 Can you please do the same for Nigeria?

Based on the low-carb, high-protein advice (focusing on eggs, paneer, yogurt, cheese, meat/fish; no grains/sugars/processed foods): **Day 1:** - B: Paneer bhurji with spinach. - L: Grilled chicken salad with cucumber & tomatoes. - D: Fish curry with broccoli. **Day 2:** - B: Omelette with cheese & mushrooms. - L: Paneer tikka with mixed greens. - D: Mutton kebab with cauliflower. **Day 3:** - B: Greek yogurt with boiled eggs. - L: Chicken stir-fry with bell peppers. - D: Egg curry with zucchini. **Day 4:** - B: Cheese omelette with onions. - L: Fish grill with asparagus. - D: Paneer butter masala (no sugar) with cabbage. **Day 5:** - B: Boiled eggs & paneer salad. - L: Mutton curry with eggplant. - D: Chicken soup with spinach. **Day 6:** - B: Yogurt parfait with cheese cubes. - L: Egg salad with veggies. - D: Grilled fish with green beans. **Day 7:** - B: Paneer scramble with herbs. - L: Chicken kebab with salad. - D: Cheese-stuffed chicken with broccoli. Adjust portions; consult a doctor for personalization.

If you want to get healthy, but don't know where to start, try Stop all sweets, Sugary drinks, refined carbs, fruit juices, packaged food, ultra processed foods and Seed oils. All grains (trust me on this one) Eat high quality protein - Eggs, paneer, Greek yogurt, cheese and if non vegetarian fish meat chicken. Sun exposure every day. 7 to 8 hours sleep

@delveroin Standing because we both have drive. The internet is powerful. Keep pushing bro. Don't limit yourself. I wish you and your mom all the best. I will follow you to keep an eye on your progress. I love that you care for your mom...it is important.

@delveroin I started the yr aiming to beat or even double my record for 2024. That would have made me a billion, didn't realise my marriage was going to crash. But if u have drive, you can achieve anything. I started my IM journey in 2008, 400 of us attended the seminar only 2 are still...

In 2024, I was earning ₦200k monthly in tech. My 2025 goal was simple: earn in dollars and 10x my income. Late 2024, I broke into the dollar market, $400/month. Not the 10x I wanted, so I kept grinding. By April, I was at $600–$800/month. Still not 10x… more like 5x. I was grateful, but focused. I had a blueprint. I started dreaming bigger, landed property, a car, maybe even starting a building project as God leads. Then life hit. My mum was diagnosed with lumbar spondylosis. Within a week, she could barely walk. I emptied my savings, ₦2M+ gone, diagnosis, tests, treatment. At the same time, I was still showing up online. Still scaling my freelancing. In June, everything changed. I did 10x. $1,000–$1,500/month. God, nothing else. Then the doctor said surgery was needed. 70% success rate. Over ₦1M for surgery, plus equipment, admission, X-rays (10 of them each cost N20k), MRI, and weekly drugs—₦62k every single week. Bills didn’t stop. Life didn’t pause. But I didn’t stop either. Today, my mum walks perfectly, no support. While timelines were filled in December with achievements, lands, cars, and new apartments, I felt behind… until I remembered something important: I’m a survivor. My mum is alive because of the money I made last year. All glory to God. This year is my year. It’ll be fast. And it’ll be in your face 😉😊 Happy New Year 🎉

@heisrahman I am definitely going to be in your DM but today is not a good day, I am struggling a bit emotionally.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. Divorce can be draining, especially where property is involved. Property division is very fact-specific, and what counts as “contribution” (financial or otherwise) depends on the evidence, timelines, & the applicable legal principles. It’s not something that can be responsibly assessed in a comment section. That said, these are issues we routinely advise on, and a proper review of the facts and documents will help you get a clear guidance on your position. I’d recommend booking a private consultation so we can look at everything in context and give you clear, strategic guidance. Please feel free to send a DM to schedule a session.

I’ve explained this before: when someone buys a property in another person’s name, equity steps in. Where the property is in the name of a non-relative, the law usually treats it as a resulting trust for the person who actually paid for it, unless there’s a written document or declaration clearly saying otherwise. In simple terms, name on title document doesn’t automatically mean you own the property beneficially. He should speak to a lawyer, properly explain the facts, and let counsel handle it. Lawyers know how to deal with situations like this. The brother's threats will end up helping his case. He should keep the chats and audios intact. Check the links below to read my previous tweets on the same subject: x.com/i/status/19066… x.com/i/status/19132…

@RanceRider2 Retard. You are a boy, I am sure your father isn't considering you a child.

it's a shame none of his daughters carried his business acumen. just a failed fashion blogger, a failed dj and a failed artiste lmao… na y if you never born boy just put am for mind say you never born pikin

@NuJhayhne Another one is lies. If you lie once I will mark your face, the second time and I am gone. I was married to a liar and ever since I have serious issues with lying.

@NuJhayhne Feminism/entitlement. If I am dating you I will go over and above to take care of you ( by default ) but the moment you come with some nonsense you read on social media, I will check out. I am not looking for a slave but I am also not looking for an idiot with stupid ideologies.

be honest

@EternalSageXX I used to do more than that per week until my health got affected and my mood and appetite for work changed. Nigerians just don't harness the internet more. I started digital marketing 18 years ago and it is the best decision ever.

@GoonerheadSFB So you make more than 3 million a month?

120k a month? This is sick. That's around $80. I won't even take $80 per day. You people are just wicked unnecessarily. You take big money from countries and pay your freelancers rubbish money.

@mobola_ade No lady is out of my league. I learnt that from my ex 12 years ago. I thought she was above me. She was earning about 200k, I was earning more than 5 times more. Unfortunately I didn't marry her because she died. The bastards at luth killed her for me.

Men, how do you approach ladies like this knowing they are out of your league