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@KhalylaHarito No woman should be treated like this anywhere .. its just wrong and immoral.

Should Afghan refugee women be treated like this by Pakistani police? The answer is NO. No women should. No more words needed.

No female anywhere should be treated like this ... it's just immoral behavior.

@AzadiJaan @TajudenSoroush @JDVance @SecRubio He represents his Trouser Braces 🤣 Goosala in image

.@TajudenSoroush asked a simple, legitimate question & it clearly struck a nerve. Since then, there has been a coordinated smear campaign & reported threats by the TB, all bcz Khalilzad’s actual status was questioned. Ask yourselves @JDVance @SecRubio whom does he represent?

Coming soon to a cinema screen near you 😂📷#GhaniBaba #Farrary #GoosalaPresident

Coming soon to a cinema screen near you 😂🤣 #GhaniBaba #Farrary #GoosalaPresident

BREAKING NEWS: "In a stunning Move, the Imperial Darth VaderUllah of the Imperial Goosala Palace has declared that he IS REAL VERTICAL TAKE OFF BABA!" @Ashrafakbaba #Ghanibaba #verticaltakeoff #DarthPeysa 👀 #اشرف_غنی #بابا #فراری هلیکوپتر بابا

The face your President makes when he escapes a second time 👀

In today's breaking news from Goosala Land: "There are more goosalas than there are sheep" 👀👀👀

We have solved the issue 🤣👀Adverts for it ...

We have approached vertical take off goosala @ashrafakbaba but that goosala has done vertical take off again 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

To counter the shortage of sheep and other live stock, more goosalas are being created with Mullah Haibat's lamp 🤣 👀

Feasibility indeed ... 👀

A contract was signed to bite paper clips and eat rubber bands 👀

You mean they are not destroying it? 👀

BREAKING NEWS: Goosalas gathered to pray that Supreme Mullah does not force them to participate in Ishala Taking their clothes off Dance competition 👀

EXCLUSIVE: Supreme Pretend Goosala was today caught doing Mujra dance for his ISI ducks. A source close to Supreme Mujra Dancer said the operation in faking flying kick has failed and that goosalas need to wash their faces in the morning and look presentable for Korma Bashing 👀

Afghanistan has entered a new chapter of stability because Mullah Langhoota and his sidekick Side Show Anar have decided not to bomb the public and their infrastructure announced the drunk goosala 👀😂