Matthew Perry 🇺🇲

Soldiers! You came to this country to save the inhabitants from barbarism, to bring civilisation to the Orient and subtract this beautiful part of the world from the domination of England. From the top of those pyramids, forty centuries are contemplating you. General Bonaparte 🇫🇷

@rowdytellezbian You cut the crust off your sandwich don't you?

Idk why we are telling people to bring sandwiches to work when deli meat is quite literally a class 1a carcinogen

@lame_old_guy @jonny_ruela Exactly why it made no sense for the film's portrayal.

@GovernmentNavy @jonny_ruela In the book she flipped the coin and lost

Show me a film character who got what they deserved

@jonny_ruela She had a 50/50 chance of survival but decided to argue semantics like a woman.

@HaterReport He looks like an Israeli settler.

Chet Holmgren was seen wearing this shirt after leaving OKC’s game 1 loss to the Spurs.

@JackMac Dude was a unit. That's what a lion looks like.

Amin Abdullah stopped the two mass shooters yesterday who were planning on going into a school and daycare in San Diego. “He didn’t run. In plain words: Amin put himself between the gunmen and everyone inside.” He leaves a family of 8 children behind. Hero.

@starbuck_1973 @jhaboush It's in the Geneva Convention.

@jhaboush LOL...the old, "With all due respect"!!! IYKYK

CENTCOM chief Adm. Brad Cooper visibly angered after Democratic Rep. Seth Moulton said he “would like to how many more Americans we have to ask to die for this mistake.”   “I think that’s an entirely inappropriate statement from you, sir, with all due respect,” Cooper responded.

@stelzner_n1150 You can get a hot dog at COSTCO for $1.50.

A Chipotle burrito costs $15. Ground beef is $7 a pound. Inflation is financially crippling Gen Z. Once again, an out-of-touch rich boomer is lecturing young people.

@NAACP This will be your most spectacular failure 🙂 NIL money turned them all into Republicans

The NAACP is taking a stand. Today, we launch the #OutofBounds campaign, a national call to action for Black athletes, families, fans, and allies. In response to states erasing Black voting representation after the Supreme Court’s Louisiana v. Callais decision, we are demanding accountability. "Out of Bounds is our answer: we are naming the contradiction, and we are calling on Black athletes, families, fans, and consumers to act on it. The same power that built these programs can be redirected." —NAACP President and CEO @DerrickNAACP This is about more than sports. It’s about justice. Learn more and join the movement: naacp.org/articles/naacp…

@CJGRISHAM Texas has 254 counties and outside of urban areas, local government is run on the good old boy network and they react negatively to requests for public information.

Looks like the City of Trinidad is gonna be renamed after my clients when we're done with them. I have seen a LOT of corruption in my 3 years as an attorney, but this takes the cake.

@HaterReport SGA accepted the MVP trophy and called it a night.

Man look at Wemby while SGA was being presented with the MVP trophy before Game 1. You can tell he was PISSED. Castle in his ear gassing him up too. They created a MONSTER

@MitchCohenMLB Hold up fuckboy, who the fuck said we cool with that language as MLB fans. You can't do that in front of kids no matter what.

Cubs OF Pete Crow-Armstrong will be suspended for 10 games after being involved in a verbal altercation with a fan yesterday. Crow-Armstrong will appeal the suspension.

@RollingStone tries to redefine punk. #recipient_hashed=95f4f8237e63d13f42ee2ddce831d48a3e983df1272fffdd022c7d9fe4553f55&recipient_salt=981b3c12b68e9893adf3bfd3d78dd158c70161fe73638f3ce4fa87fff89126a2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">rollingstone.com/music/music-li…

@caraathome @JohnCornyn John Cornyn is a scumbag.

I try to refrain from posting about partisan issues or candidates, but this is urgent & necessary. Y'all need to get out and make sure the best man wins this Senate race, and his name is @JohnCornyn. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Please consider the kind of person you want representing your family and Texas. The US Senate makes very important decisions for our nation and they impact the whole world. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Experienced, moral, gets things done. Smaller government, public safety and criminal justice, thoughtful policy. From serving at the state level to the federal, there is only one person on the Republican ballot that has earned your trust and your vote. @JohnCornyn 🇺🇸🇺🇸 If you vote for the person who didn't even have his wife's trust, just know you'll be the cause of a Talarico win in November. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Early voting starts tomorrow and is only available Monday-Friday. Election Day is next Tuesday. If you didn't vote in the primary (only 11% of Texas Republicans did), you can still vote in the runoff. VOTE JOHN CORNYN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Great to see you today @MattShaheen @leachfortexas @florenceshapir1 @ShelbyHWilliams @MattMackowiak

Capture of the Russian General Hermann by the French in the 1799 Battle of Bergen, during the Anglo-Russian invasion of Holland. 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘫𝘬, 1802 🇳🇱

@jakeshieldsajj You needed to "look up" America's biggest racist? You can't be online without seeing him.

People keep asking me about Chud, so I looked him up, and the entire situation is sad He would walk up and call random black men niggers He got punched in the face and then pulled a gun and shot the guy If you insult someone's race, you should fight like a man, not pull a gun

@CJGRISHAM A law that requires someone to display their driver's license "upon demand to any Texas peace officer," is oppressive and unconstitutional.

Just so everyone knows, you are NOT required to GIVE or HAND OVER your driver license. By law, you must only "display the license on the demand of a magistrate, court officer, or peace officer." Keep your windows rolled up, place the license against the window, and move on. Don't answer any questions. Don't allow any searches.

@jeremyct The Austin food truck experience in a nutshell.

food trucks used to sell you 3 amazing tacos for like $5 cash only. then people with master’s degrees discovered them and now it’s $18.50 for 3 mid tacos plus a screen asking for a 20% tip

@SheaSerrano My spot is Taco Martinez on the West Side. #location" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tacosmartinez.com/index.php#loca…

unquestionably if y’all are in san antonio make sure you visit Mendez Cafe get a bean and cheese taco, a carne guisada and cheese taco, and a big red 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼