Graeme0908

Worth a share again especially today ⚽️⚽️ 🏆 🍀

wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like something out a comedy sketch

Transgender non-binary migrant without legal right to work in the UK gets elected as new Member of the Scottish Parliament. “I am a transgender Tamil immigrant. My pronouns are they/them.” He will now earn £77,711 ($105k) a year despite not having the right to work in the UK.

Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is incredible for the Sheffield Wednesday fans. Announcing this in the stadium, the reaction is just 👌

Some poor kid in Mexico is about to blow the last of his pocket money on a tiny picture of Grant Hanley.

Spit it out mate

@BBCNewsNI What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

@Km1872Rfc £250 each and admit that yer club died and it’s a done deal

@EwenDCameron shut up ya dick

‘The SPFL is a joke. Always has been. Always will be’ #Hearts #Rangers #Celtic

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

It’s 1994 Saturday morning 10am 🥹🥹🥹 🇮🇹 ⚽️

Some fife derby that simon

A few years ago, Italian coach Fabio Capello told Roma’s management that if they signed Gabriel Batistuta, he would guarantee them the Serie A title. Indeed, they brought in "Batigol," and Capello kept his promise, as Roma won the Scudetto in 2001. Batistuta even became the league's top scorer, and Capello's statement became one of the most famous quotes in football history: 🗣️ "Bring me Batistuta, and I’ll win you the Scudetto." Capello wasn’t wrong, because Gabriel Batistuta at his peak was like an army on his own. A lethal striker and a true nightmare for goalkeepers. "Bati" was a beast who dominated Serie A's golden generation of forwards and stood out as the best among them 🔥 When asked why he didn’t play for "big clubs," his response was legendary: "I’d rather play against the big clubs and enjoy scoring goals against them." Today’s football no longer has players like Batistuta 😮‍💨

Bobo Vieri and his farewell to Ronaldo: a story of friendship, loyalty, and heartbreak 🖤 On July 5, 2002, Christian Vieri got a call from Massimo Moratti with shocking news: Ronaldo wanted to leave Inter. Vieri tried to talk the president out of it: “You can’t sell him, it would be a huge mistake!” But the Phenomenon had already made up his mind. Beyond the sporting blow, what hurt the most was personal. Vieri and Ronaldo were more than just teammates: “I never felt inferior to any teammate, but with him it was different. He truly was a phenomenon.” He remembered visiting Ronaldo after his knee injury, when Ronaldo, in tears, confessed he felt he’d never play again. The respect went both ways. In 2001, Ronaldo gave Vieri a penalty so he could finish as the league’s top scorer. And once, he even offered him his 1997 Ballon d’Or: “It’s yours, Bobo. You deserve it. Thank you for everything.” One of the most beloved duos of the 2000s. A bond that went far beyond football. 💔

🚨🚨MARYHILL BOYS ON TOUR 😂😂😂😂😂

@JosephWMJ @Real1_balogun epl is shit ya bunnet. overhyped to the max

@Real1_balogun Except that was the Eredivisie years ago, shit football. This is the premier league 😂 Thiago is doing it in the best league in the world, you can’t compare.

Brentford’s Igor Thiago reminds me of this guy. Do you remember him? He was the third Brazilian to win the Eredivisie Golden Boot. The first two were Romario and Ronaldo. He scored 34 goals for Heenrenveen that season, and almost won the European Golden Shoe. After a strong streak in the Eredivisie, he moved to Middlesbrough. He lasted just over a season and didn't light the league up. His similarity with Thiago is not in the statistics, as the Brentford striker has done much better. He scored 10 goals in 42 PL games. Thiago has scored 16 goals in 21 games this season. Their similarity is in their body structure, Un-Brazilian striker image, and profiles. He made Brazil’s 2007 Copa America-winning team on the back of his strong performances in the Netherlands and I think Thiago, if he continues with his rich vein of form, will make Brazil’s squad too for the next World Cup. They're very unpopular. They're not your typical Brazilian footballers. But they know how to score goals and that may just do the job. Who is he?

Martin O’Neill coming back into training tomorrow.

A fan brought a literal lion to a Romanian football post-match interview.. the good old days lmao