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Welsh Legends and Myths 8 1/2 hours of listening - Free to new audible customers. viewbook.at/Legends
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Graham Watkins
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Graham Watkins
@GrahamWriter
From innocent youth - to knowing it all - to wondering why. It don't mean a thing if you ain't got a 🎵swing. Older but wiser? I don't think so!
South Wales Katılım Mart 2012
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Why can't they do the same as with aeroplane seats and book two?
Green Planet@Elizabeth_Ruler
Well done Greece 🇬🇷.
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@HannahIamthest1 The old jokes are the best. When I heard this first time 40 years ago it was Frank Sinatra.
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I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago...
While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself and said...
"Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?"
"Yes?" he asked.
"I’m sitting right over there," Pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I’m waiting for a very important client."
"Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come by and just say, "Hi Tom"?"
"Sure," Bill agreed, with a kind smile.
I thanked him and went back to my seat...
About ten minutes later, my client showed up.
We ordered a drink, and we started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder...
It was Bill Gates.
"Hi Tom," he said.
I looked up and replied...
"For heaven's sake, Bill, not now, can't you see I’m in a meeting!"
🤣🤣🤣
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@toobaffled So there we have it; a fiction 'The Enemy Within' becomes a reality. getbook.at/TEW
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The UK government’s recent digital ID consultation contains a detail that should have triggered far more alarm than it did. Ministers are proposing a national identity system built around a biometric image while openly stating that police facial recognition “may include access to biometric data held by government.” That means this is not simply about a new app for proving your age or accessing services. It points towards a system in which photos already handed to the state for passports, visas, or other official purposes could help underpin both a national digital ID and a broader facial recognition framework. This development needs to be clearly understood.
theexposenews.com/2026/03/24/you…
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You need to read Exit Strategy by author Graham Watkins. He did it and rode off into the sunset.
Forbes Burton@ForbesBurton
Like most things in business, selling your company can be tricky if you’ve not done it before. There are multiple pitfalls that can arise if corners are cut, or you make the wrong choice when enlisting an advisory service.
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What she said – no doubt – but no matter how much compensation might be afforded it's too little too late. The only thing we can believe that comes out of Trump's mouth is the ugliness that he spouts in every arena whether it's about people science other countries history he's always full of shit and makes it up to suit whatever the circumstances happen to be at the time. This is what happens when you think with and breathe through your dick.
Trump is now officially
#WhoTheFuckNose
Grandma Cami@CameronWallin
I was just telling my family that I probably won't live to see it - but one day in about 10-20 years - they will see a message come across their TV saying: ➡️"If you took one of these "Weight-Loss Drugs" - you may be entitled to extensive financial compensation..."
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A nice Scottish lad moved to NYC.
His mom called & asked how he found Americans
“Horrible,” he said. “They always yell & scream & pound on the walls & stomp on the floors.”
“Oh dear,” she answered. “How do you get by?”
“I just relax in bed, playing me bagpipes.”
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Don't forget little Fedosi in Africa who needs clean water, the shampoo containing Bifidum Digestivum and that funeral plan that we all need.
margo🦆@mikesbaldwins
Has anyone actually seen these baths with the doors that are always in the ITV3 adverts work?? How do you do it?? Do you just have to sit in a cold bath until it all drains?? Surely you’d flood the bathroom??????
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@leahboardman @mikesbaldwins Don't forget little Fedosi in Africa who needs clean water, the shampoo containing Bifidum Digestivum and that funeral plan that we all need.
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@mikesbaldwins I’m obsessed with itv 3 adverts. It’s either wills, standing bathtubs or river cruises followed by an ep of Heartbeat 😬
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@MichaelAArouet Recently saw a self service checkout at Walmart with a tipping jar!
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And it’s not my job to pay your salary, it’s the job of your employer.
Can someone please explain the weird US 20–25% tipping culture?
Many countries around the world don’t have tipping as a common practice. The business simply pays the salary. Why is it so different in the US?
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I entered the World Kleptomania championships.
I took Gold, Silver and Bronze.
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I thought I heard Tubular bells outside on my farm this morning.
It was just my cold field.
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@nicholadrummond Sounds like motion sickness in a car when you aren’t looking out of the window.
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One of the problems affecting the UK’s Ajax is going to impact ALL future IFVs. This is motion sickness induced by using screens inside a closed down space. The issue is latency - what is happening outside the vehicle versus the time it takes to see this on screen. The difference between what the body feels and what the eyes see is what makes crews feel sick. Your iPhone already has a feature to offset this. We just need to develop something similar for armoured vehicles.
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝕯𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝕯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔱△ 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇺🇲🇬🇷@TheDeadDistrict
The M1E3 Abrams uses a Fanatec gaming controller as the driver’s control device.
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During plane flights, I get really bad earaches. So, this year I think I found a really good solution that might help…
I booked my wife’s seat 10 rows back
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A tough old Texas cowboy once gave his granddaughter some unusual advice. He told her that if she wanted to live a long, healthy life, the secret was simple: sprinkle a small pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every single morning.
Not wanting to argue with a man who had survived cattle drives, dust storms, and Texas summers, the granddaughter took his advice to heart. Every morning, without fail, she added just a pinch of gunpowder to her breakfast.
She followed this routine faithfully for the rest of her life.
The years passed, and the advice seemed to work. She lived an exceptionally long life, finally passing away peacefully in her sleep at the age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren…
…and a 40-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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