Kachaya Josh

@Mwaniki_mbui @Eastleighvoice Man was enjoying the movie.

@GrandDuke_001 @Eastleighvoice Was he to stop them?

Mourners burst into laughter the moment when Kisii Senator Richard Onyonka's children were introduced during the funeral service of his mother.

@_fels1 Nishakuambia utoke kwa team ya wanawake na huskii. I'm even baffled how you get the energy to support a team whose fans are 80% women. Nkt!

Chelsea have been robbed a clear penalty. Despicable officiating.

@_fels1 I thought the idea was to lose so that Arsenal don't win the league?

Those 72 Chelsea fans in Kenya, the likes of Ja-Loka have really suffered this season. That club is totally washed.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Pesa muhimu. I repeat money is very very important.

Senator Onyonka has kids with 9 women? Damn. That sure needs some work and finances. Pure dedication for the game.

@kene_Valentine @MoSalah Shit show? A man who won you the league on his debut season? He was okay without money then you decided otherwise.

@MoSalah Mo Salah has spoken, again! This is the fact about the Liverpool we all know. Liverpool should have better standards than the shit show we are getting from Arne Slot and his squad.

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on. As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

@AVFCOfficial When are Arsenal posting a statement like this?

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that the club will be competing in the UEFA Champions League for the 2026/27 season.

@FabrizioRomano How much does he want to spend to win, £10b ?

🚨 Arne Slot message to Liverpool fans: “I can understand at this moment in time they don’t have confidence that things can be much better next season… …but I think they are underestimating what a transfer window can do, what a new start can do… I think we know quite well what we have to improve”.

@amerix 💯

Men, If you are a Kenyan, or even a Nigerian or an Afrikan, Avoid Maragoli women. ESPECIALLY if she was raised by a chaotic single mother in the city. In the Luhya community, we consider them as troublesome, chaotic, noisy, foodious and ungrateful. #MasculinitySaturday

@AMBANI3535381 @amerix Bro you're wrong. Stop clothing the truth with polyester suit. Amerix is 100% right. People who have lived with or around this lot can tell you that what Amerix has said is 100% true. This man really means well for us.

@amerix Amerix is a Bukusu man...The rivalry btwn Ababukusu and Maragoli is well known...😂😂😂,Bukusu men leave maragoli women to maragoli men..u cant handle u cant match😂😂

@kijana_misa 50bob surely na mimi naitishwa 2k ya kutengeneza nails. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Drama unfolded today in Koinange, Nairobi after a man allegedly enjoyed bedroom services and then failed to pay, claiming he only had a 50 KSh Fuliza limit. According to the woman, they had agreed on three rounds at 50 KSh each and she even added a bonus round because of his performance. However, when it came time to pay, the man allegedly insisted he didn’t have enough money, leading to a dispute over the unpaid services.

@BAudiih @kijana_misa You nailed it.

@kijana_misa Some men are out here being told they're not enough in relationships while this guy just secured four rounds on a fuliza limit of 50 bob with pure confidence. This game is competing with GDP, one man is budgeting for dates at java one is negotiating for enjoyment with empty mpesa

@Tripple____M Alex's, King of assists and The Magician

How many would start for our current side?

@Dr_AustinOmondi May a peson referred to as "the president " said that but Ruto did not say that.

Didn’t the President say fuel will remain untouched for the next 3 months? Why is EPRA increasing prices now?

@DanisMCFC He's just so so desperate.

Pep giving all the Palace players a team talk for their game vs Arsenal 😭😭😭😭

@Arsenal @adidasfootball Goyker with one hand in the pocket does it for me.

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@BrianMuindeM @OkandaJnr @georgediano He only had to stay alive.

@GrandDuke_001 @OkandaJnr @georgediano My thoughts too. He must have had networks and experience that could have helped him survive after he left the job.

This story is disturbing. Reports allege that former D.Light Africa CEO Nick Imudia was pushed to the edge after a toxic affair with a PA turned into blackmail, threats, and emotional torture. Allegedly the side hen got pregnant and started demanding favors at work. She wanted a staff member fired so she could take over the position with double salary. She Secretly recorded private videos and threatened to expose him to the board and his wife. She Forced him into signing an NDA and paying her KSh 7.8 million for silence. Despite the payment, the information allegedly still reached his wife. Before his death, Nick reportedly sent a chilling message: “You’ve won” and told his lawyer, “Keep fighting for me.” This left many Kenyans shocked and heartbroken. He later jumped from the 7th floor to his death. If these allegations are true, this is beyond relationship drama. It’s manipulation, blackmail, and destruction of a human being. Reports claim the two were involved in a secret affair that later turned messy, with allegations of pregnancy, blackmail, leaked private videos, and millions allegedly paid to keep the matter silent. PHOTOs of Diana Kavetsa, the woman allegedly linked to the tragic death of former D.Light Africa CEO Nick Imudia, have surfaced online. Sources further allege that Nick was emotionally drained and under immense pressure before his tragic death after falling from the 7th floor. If the allegations are true, this is a painful reminder of how toxic relationships, manipulation, and blackmail can destroy lives. The same way women are reminded men never carry pregnancy, men should also be reminded that when you're married avoid extra marital affairs with stupid women. it will get to those people you fear knowing and if you're not strong enough, you'll be jumping from all tall buildings. When you're married, treat all other women you're entangled with as prostitutes. His foolishness and lust are the reason he upended his life of privilege and committed suicide. He will serve as a lesson but doesn’t deserve empathy or sympathy. He got played thinking he was controlling the narrative. But why pay her millions when you can hire someone to send her to Sayuni prematurely. Such women deserve no empathy at all.

@_fels1 But why would they offer free services? How?

Useful information to washerati and non-washerati in Nairobi. AHF is offering free testing and treatment for all STIs (gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, HPV, HIV/AIDS, HSV-2, Mycoplasma genitalium, pubic lice, trichomoniasis etc). You can visit any of their centers in AHF Mathare, Parklands, AHF Kagundo Road, and Casino Clinic in CBD. So many people you see walking around here are sick, they won't just tell you. Tell a friend to tell a friend.

@markgoldbridge I would pick Iraola any day. Bournemouth sold almost half of their stars and some of us thought they'd get relegated for that. Now they're about to qualify for UCL. That means they'd be up there challenging for the title had they retained their players. Incredible!

Manager of the season for me is Andrews or Iraola. What they've achieved with what they have is incredible.