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@ShkBkMediaGrp @_TheForumMedia Cowgirls

Without Google: Which NFL team was the first to score 30 points in a Super Bowl and lose? @_TheForumMedia

@SherrysDrunk But the El Camino only gets about 13 mpg. That’s when I have to use the smiles per gallon metric.

@GrandmasterB615 Mine does too but I’m still not paying it

I’ll buy a new car before I pay $4 for gas…

@SherrysDrunk It’s about 30 cents cheaper at BJ’s in Rivergate.

@GroupOfFiveGuys College football…never thought I’d care so little about it.

What’s the biggest collapse in College Football history?

@landofthe80s My favorite arcade game.

Did you play Punch-Out growing up? 🥊

Wins this season: Islanders 43-eliminated Devils 42-eliminated Capitals 42-not in playoffs Penguins 41-clinched playoffs Flyers 41-in playoffs currently Blue Jackets 40-still alive for playoffs NHL has screwed up points system.

It’s funny that Al and Spare Tire both had pics of their MIL in their wallet. 🤣

Picked up a pizza wearing a tshirt, basketball shorts and flip flops. Didn’t meet the woman of my dreams, but did enhance my street cred with the young black man working there as I spit rhymes for him…Boyz N Tha Hood to be exact. He dapped me up as I left. 🤜🏾🤛🏻

@SouthernChick @SimplyKatie___ It’s been awhile 😬

@SimplyKatie___ Sex

What can instantly lift you out of a bad mood?

Happy Birthday, Ed O’Neill Has any sitcom actor ever been luckier with TV wives? First Katey Sagal, then Sofía Vergara, and the guy couldn’t even step outside without women like Traci Lords throwing themselves at him. I know he scored four touchdowns in one game, but come on.

@TheMattViera We need to talk about the 9 months and home by 5 parts…

My friend is a teacher Owns a home Has ~$300k invested Makes $117k per year Works 9 months per year Home by 5:00pm each day Does whatever she wants on weekends Travels outside the States each summer Will retire with a pension & health coverage Teaching careers are underrated

@GinoHard_ That’s at least an unsportsmanlike penalty right?

Askarov got caught out of position, so he pulled the net down instead of getting back in the crease 😭

@VinnysCorner1 Ryno

Besides that one guy, who is your favorite number 23? 🤔

@Marlayna29 Yes

Men, is this true?

@PuckReportNHL With a 1-0 shutout loss. Good job you dorks.

OFFICIAL: Edmonton Oilers have clinched a playoff spot. #LetsGoOilers

@Oceanbreeze473 I drove my 2-keys Chevy today 👍🏻

I prefer 2 keys instead of one with buttons for $250.

@ThrillaRilla369 I did this earlier today 🙌🏻

If you remember opening that little triangular window in the car to get a breeze right in your face, you probably have gray hair.

@frank_seravalli @Buccigross @espn PARM!!! 🙌🏻

Sources say @Buccigross has signed a multi-year extension with @ESPN. His first day at ESPN was Oct. 28, 1996 and this new deal means the Jiminy Cricket statue for 30-year Disney cast members has been secured. Big deal. Congrats, Bucci!

@METAVERZUZ Alan Jackson is regardless

Garth Brooks isn’t available, who’s your favorite country singer of all time?