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@GigaBasedDad False choice. We need a worldwide HOA spanning pole to pole. Backfill the oceans. Level the mountains. All must be manicured and properly mowed. Trees trimmed. Beds mulched. Nothing less will do.
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Grassophilia
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Grassophilia
@Grassophile
Lawncare Jihadist. Worldwide HOA. Nuerodivergent.
unistaadt Katılım Temmuz 2024
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@fentrichardson Nah. His backyard still looks like Ukraine. I'm in a higher hardiness zone and haven't even mws yet. Get prepared to WITNESS GREATNESS
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Sorry Mr. Feltersnatch I was unfamiliar with your game
Howie Feltersnatch@JD25638982
@Grassophile This is my front yard… Backyard is for growing melons. It’s total shit I agree.
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This is like some 600 pound woman posting a picture of her cunt. Just arrest and deport these people. I can't share a country with them. WORLDWIDE HOA NOW
Howie Feltersnatch@JD25638982
Arkansas state record watermelon in 5 months
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@JD25638982 Your property looks like shit. I don't care how long your lineage has been here or what your politics are. You need to be deported. Your property is a CAMBODIAN KILLING FIELD. Might be the ugliest fucking yard I've ever seen. Irredeemable Evil.
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Spring is upon us and it's that time of year when the DDC (Dandelion Defender Caucus) makes their yearly appearance. These are FILTHY AND DISGUSTING WEEDS. They may look harmless but they transform into the botanical versions of internet predators. TAKE NO MERCY
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This is great and I applaud the raising of planting beds. However, the ground can host EVIL INVADERS. Do you want THIS around your plants or children? I think not.
Tamara 🐊🌻@6thGenFloGrown
@Grassophile You are looking at the ground. My plants are in raised beds mulched with straw.
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@6thGenFloGrown We need to get a thicker application. You don't understand the perniciousness of these weeds. It must be TOTAL WAR.
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@Grassophile You are looking at the ground. My plants are in raised beds mulched with straw.
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Excellent option for root heavy sod. Grass, although AMAZING, isn't best for everywhere all at once. Let MULCH AND FLOWERS reign in such conditions.
𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 ❁࿐❁@cabinvisuals
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They will rob you blind.
Jelena@Feralfairy13
BREAKING 🚨⚠️ local park overtaken by blooming daffodils. Exercise increased caution
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Pharmer Twitter has taken the final redpill and is now EATING OFF THE FLOOR. For extra "grounding" they eat shoeless and often grasp food with their toes to dip in condiments. YOU ARE A DOG.
Farmer Ash (from the Strong Sistas)@strong_sistas
Breakfast 😊 > Sourdough Bagel made w/ heritage wheat > Turkey egg from Bianca > Goat milk + gelatin gummies > Raw goat Colby cheese > Stewed apple w/ cinnamon > Cabbage > Dried basil > Salt
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@Corbienest Also this is mass genocide of innocent grasses. Homeowner needs to be sent to the MULCH MINES
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Massive waste of garden soil
Steeler4ever@steeler4ever79
The new flower bed idea turned out great. Thoughts?
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Photo of a lowly but responsible homeowner's lawn who MOWS HIGH 4" MINIMUM. Opposite of a LAW FIRM whose property looks like TREBLINKA. Money can't buy self respect. Commerical Properties are often the worst offenders. I've already called the police.
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Absolutely cursed image.
Son of a Farmer.@mutange_vin
Morning renews the earth for the farmer. Become the farmer.
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@femmenart Green? That grass looks like something from a WORLD WAR I BATTLEFIELD POCKMARKED WITH SHELLHOLES. You don't know anything about TRUE LIFE. WORLDWIDE HOA NOW
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@BuckHillsFarm WHAT KIND OF GRASS KILLING FREAK SETS THEIR DECK AT .25"? MOW HIGH 4" MINIMUM. Your property looks like a WALMART PARKING LOT.
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Evening snacks snack for the chickens and guineas and goats. Everybody’s happy😁❤️🐓
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@EvaLovesDesign Stop posting disgusting AI slop. You aren't helping our "community." You are the equivalent of a DRUG DEALER. Delete your account.
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It's been confirmed. Magnolias need to run for the US Senate. Imagine a national political life based on THE WISDOM OF THE AGES.
Urbanponds101@urbanponds101
Magnolia lived alongside Dinosaurs! that factoid should be enough to WOW, but that fact they were originally pollinated by beetles because bees had not evolved is something to ponder for a lifetime. 💗
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Plants are a superior lifeform. It isn't even arguable. Mammals need to TAKE A BACK SEAT. Our purpose is to seed the stars. Bougainvillea fields on distant planets. Not to constantly EAT AND SHIT and SCALP LAWNS.
Night Sky Today@NightSkyToday
🚨 : A 32,000-year-old flower has bloomed again from seeds that a squirrel had stored during the Ice Age. (NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC)
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