🗽Caleb 🎪

Sometimes bad things happen to handsome people

@crayfishnettle Well that is super kind of you!!

@Graysonwayne95 Counter point: some fortunate soul followed you because of your cats and now also gets to enjoy your extraordinarily stupid sense of humor 24/7

I can just feel in my bones that some poor soul followed me because of my cats and now is exposed to my extraordinarily stupid sense of humor 24/7

@Chibijeanbean17 I tell people my name is Caleb and they go, "Okay thanks Taylor!" Like... all the time

@Graysonwayne95 They always spell my name Sinthya Like every wrong letter they can use

Caleb. My name is Caleb, with a C. Grayson and Wayne and Robin and Batman’s last names and the K was from a time a barista at Starbucks spelled my name Kaylib

Hello, my heart, my God, my President

@Graysonwayne95 You look so good 😭

Wearing my lucky shirt because why take any chances on a Friday

@sheliamarie69 Hahha aw thats sweet

@Graysonwayne95 An added bonus!

@whiteboybuckles Hahahahaha

@Graysonwayne95 I’m boo online I was expecting Tony Kirk

Female coworker who has a WIFE and was a college basketball player has touched my arm/shoulder while laughing at my jokes three times this week (!)

@MissThorn_ I’m literally an innocent baby angel. Like with wings and a halo and a diaper. Don’t look at me!

@Graysonwayne95 Caleb this opens the door for so many horrible, horrible jokes

@cunning_bug Tell it I said hi

Barbacoa TACO 💜

@meowrowrowrow Don't pray for me

@Graysonwayne95 i'm scared for u

@taw_marie I hope people follow me for my esoteric observations on the human condition, or my gym selfies. But mainly my cats tbh

@Graysonwayne95 I have many such followers, I'm incapable of being a brand.

@NeonMoonAngel Look at you making me blush!

@Graysonwayne95 Your sense of humor and smile is what brought me here and I'm staying!!!!

@HurricaneHam 🫶

@HurricaneHam Hahah i try to keep the cat to weirdo ratio pretty slanted

@Graysonwayne95 Ok yes.. but sometimes theres cats tok

@afinedaytodie7 Omg

I’m trying to sleep before work tonight but how can I?????

@IvyD666 🫴

sometimes you just need baked brie on a bed of salad

@TheBetterMethod Triangle offense

@Graysonwayne95 1+1+1=3 😏

@MissThorn_ Literally you