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You only get one chance to make a good first impression. And if you do, you’ll never live up to it. It’s safer to make a bad first impression, then surprise people by not being quite as terrible as they thought you were.

It’s gearing up to be another big CWCS crowd this afternoon - are you a part of it? If so, post your images on here and let’s see you #HorshamFC

A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. She immediately said “Why not 3?” and honestly it’s a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight.

During Covid 2020, nurses who were due to leave the NHS decided to stay. In the face of a relatively unknown pathogen and at risk to themselves, they stayed. Don’t question their commitment. Question why, after 12yrs, they are 20% poorer.

We get it, and we have listened. We will no longer be hosting Human Jenga parties in the nursing home car park. It was the right policy at the wrong time. Apologies to all those injured, now let’s get back to work.

ask ur significant others if they would queue for nine hours to see your coffin and depending on their answer, start an argument x

Look at this Mother sloth reuniting with her baby ( by jaguarrescuecentercr )

@helpfulholidays Is it still possible to buy gift vouchers? Struggling to find this option on your website

The landing.. 😊 twitter.com/buitengebieden…

A decision was made here.

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian. twitter.com/ImIncorrigible…

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

I hate it when people say you need to keep a sense of perspective. We’re mortal beings on a loveless world in a dying universe. You need to lose perspective as completely as you possibly can. Forget the bigger picture, comprehending it would drive you insane

£65,738 - MP salary in 2010 £84,144 - MP salary in 2022 If rail, teachers, nurses, etc had the same rate of increase, there would be no strikes.

The most interesting thing about the Johnny Depp verdict is that 19 children were murdered in Texas with a gun that should be banned.

@ar_mu @Channel4