Green Ted

@BearemyTed @TourGuideTed @Emergency_Teds Bear litters can range from 1 to 6 depending on how nice the surroundings are. I'm not sure if it's the same for teds.

@TourGuideTed @Emergency_Teds We need to see pictures!😇

Porsche Braxton-Hicks "I have news! Issy gave birth to two healthy cubs at 10:45am! She has a gorgeous little boy and girl!"

@DragonsofWales Extra tails, certainly. And there's an eight legged horse that isn't Sleipnir. But, yeah, this just looks odd.

I admit that I am unfamiliar with Korean folklore. Perhaps extra limbs have some special significance in that context. Seriously, folklore and the arts have always been intertwined and interdependent. Can folklore accounts please keep that in mind before posting AI (many are).

@jezzerbear @BanquetRecords Nice @HattieOtter

@BanquetRecords @Green_Tedward

✍️ FRANK TURNER ✍️ last of the signed copies of the Franquet version of recent record Undefeated banquetrecords.com/frank-turner/u…

@brombelbeer1 @TheHugHouse Toddy made it into a rocket for Uncle @thisbear , I think.

@TheHugHouse That machine is beautiful

Hello friends. Archie Steiff here. I know many pals are feeling a lot of big feelings today ... So, I thought I would come around and see if anyone would like any hot chocolate or coffee, or maybe just a hug? I'll be here as long as I can. #Furrytails

@jabberworks @MoleyMole01 @GraniteElements These are awesome. Can you give us an indication of how much they will cost?

Here’s the fourth wooden bowl I decorated: this one’s a mouse-size harbour 🐭 Most of these bowls will be on sale at the @GraniteElements Artisan Market on Sat, 23 Nov in Bovey Tracey, Methodist Hall 10-5pm 🎁

@brombelbeer1 Good to see the A team on the job.

'Cuddle duty for staffmember with migraine tonight'

The Assistant has bought me a coin

@BBCNews Pretty sure that it has been known for a long time that this is not true. You can have an infinite number of infinite strings, none of which contain a particular sequence.

Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds bbc.in/4f8dCUa

@LilDeanoBear Excellent. Are you in charge of colouring in? If so, I have some ideas.

@SonningBear @GeckoComms And my pal Puds too

Endon Bear is home again, and our pals the #BerkshireBears @GeckoComms are here for a visit too. Yaaaayyyy!!!

@SpencerLLane Waves at Spencer

I've been quiet here for a while, probably for the same reason many nice people have. But we can still make this the place it was. I am here for all your Green Bear needs. And to throw balls at the stupids. Be the person your dog thinks you are and your bear knows you can be.

@SpencerLLane Waves at Spencer

@smolrobots Looks quite big.

@pissedbear Quite an easy game this one.

Guys guess where I am 🤣🤣🤣

@Wool_F_Gang @Emerald543a It's a nice color

@ThePleasance Done. Looking forward to it so much.

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Coming to John-Luke-a-Palooza on October 13th and 20th? Why not enjoy the perfect drink to accompany each of @jlukeroberts' 10 shows? We asked the Fringe Legend Award winner for his recommendations…

@boeleke_op_reis I know this place well, bear.

Sculptures of Alice, her sister, and the white rabbit. #guildford #travelingbear

@watsoncomedian You've got to trust the process, Mark.

Watching my daughter in schools’ football tournament. We’ve lost 2-0 and 3-0 and our only other fan has just muttered ‘might go to Morrison’s’. The buck stops with the manager (the PE teacher) and you worry he might get some stick from the crowd (now just me).

@lavietidhar Like all the characters in Game On having names that begin with M, as a reference to Beckett.

Reason Three is, I thought it was funny.

There's a section in SIX LIVES called "The Country House Murder" which, true to its name, concerns a murder in a country house. All the characters' names begin with E, which the handful of readers who actually picked it up found annoying--

@BlueBearEtc @beerbear21 @platotheteddy @Hungarianbear Blue Ted!

@beerbear21 @platotheteddy @Hungarianbear He is channelling his inner blueness for me!

Later, we were thirsty - again😂. So we went to another BREWERY for more beers, this time with Mr W Bear. It was his first ever time in PUB and he loved it! 🐾 🍻 🇩🇪 #smallbearsneedbeer