Greg Brown

@Vagabond4L9 @NotATeslaApp Fear not. It is not a real photograph.

@GregGregbrown @NotATeslaApp

Tesla Must Recall 20,000 Vehicles Over Bright Headlights notateslaapp.com/news/4463/tesl…

@fesshole Anyone working in end of life care please note the number of likes this post will undoubtedly generate, and ignore the hater comments… they sadly don’t appear to understand what love is.

Intensive care doc here. Don't make us keep them alive because you feel guilty about something. Realise they're going and let us make it as good as it can be. Please.

@fesshole I’m never exhausted or had a bad day at work for similar reasons.

I've never once been poorly without my partner of ten years being poorlier than me within a few hours. I've now given up with saying anything at all and riding through the pain to prevent them from faking an illness. They're never ill any more.

@qikipedia Like my nipples?

A Hyperart Thomasson is a preserved architectural relic which serves no purpose. eg. a staircase that now doesn’t lead anywhere but has been recently repaired. (📷: boyhands)

@monstroso Agree completely. That’s why I relate so much with Love Actually. I’d probably cry if I got the CD for Christmas too!

I’ve really tried with Joni Mitchell. She’s incredibly talented and I can see why people love her so much. But she just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it’s because I never pay attention to lyrics.

@Tesla Must be time for an all new model then… and if you’re taking requests can I have an estate/station wagon please. RWD long range. Would be perfect for me. Love the convenience and cost of ownership of my Tesla, but want more practicality and don’t want an SUV.

10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution

@fesshole That’s literally what the internet is now. Just rage bait.

I've doubled my income as a carpet and floor fitter uploading videos doing jobs poorly or wrong. Record a shit job, and then an hour extra fixing it. Put a perfect clip up you get 5 messages and 100 views. Put a bad one up you get 100s of posts correcting it and 10,000s views.

@Mishi_2210 509 to the power of 11?

Tell me the number that is biggest then this Only 1 percent will succeed

@hantschronicle 🤫

The uses of local knowledge over the Christmas market ift.tt/IikMU1c

@RecycleHants For clarification does Hampshire yet have facilities to recycle paper described as “recyclable wrapping paper” or only brown paper? And therefore all “recyclable wrapping paper” is actually general waste???

🎄♻️ Not all wrapping paper is recyclable! Glitter, foil & shiny finishes = ❌ rubbish bin only. ✅ Choose plain brown paper & remove tape/ribbons before recycling! #HampshireRecycles

@NotATeslaApp I have a non Tesla charger sadly.

@GregGregbrown Does the charger handle not open it for you?

What’s at the top of your Christmas list for Tesla’s holiday update this year?

@NotATeslaApp And for that matter, a big button for “stop charging” for the first minute when plugged in.

@NotATeslaApp I just want a big button on the screen when I open the car for “unlock charge port”. Opening the app sometimes adds a couple of seconds and the rear door handle trick seems to need two attempts to completely release (or as last week, was frozen solid).

@mikebrewer @discovery_uk Love an imp. This was mine. Would gladly have another.

This Wednesday 9pm @discovery_uk I go commando as we take on Scotlands 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 favourite car the Hillman Imp 🚕 👍

@qikipedia Wasn’t Sandi in the giant ‘chess’ traitor?

If Stephen is murdered or banished he will be immediately replaced by Sandi Toksvig. #CelebrityTraitors

@mikebrewer @f1elvis I’d love an imp again. And yes, my goodness haven’t prices for them rocketed. Sadly I’m not looking to buy, but look forward to watching the episode.

IMPORTANT WHEELER DEALERS NEWS!! Stay tuned till the end to take part in our show.. 🙏🏻👍🚗 @f1elvis

@DannyVet KPIs and other parameters that NHS use to measure assessment, treatment, monitoring etc are so low, they are easily met and so verdict is “job done”. Job is not done. Not even close.

So tell me, what do you think are the biggest issues affecting mental health right now?

Honoured to be reappointed as @LibDems Mental Health Spokesperson for another year. I'll continue to campaign to ensure that mental health is treated as seriously as physical health. Your stories and voices matter – they help me fight hard for change in Parliament.

@RSymonsLTD @YouTube Would be great if Tesla offered this as retrofit upgrade as suggested. I’d go for it if it wasn’t silly price.

“Comfort suspension” at last! We installed 2025 Highland Tesla Model 3 Suspension on our 2021, 226,000 mile 3LR ... youtu.be/V5NC1ABVuCI?fe… via @YouTube

@fesshole I’ll get over it 😉

When interviewing candidates for an IT support job in the 2010s I used to ask which member of The A Team they would be and why. If anyone said Face they were automatically ruled out of the role. Face is a dick