Greg The Taki

When Coca Cola announced it sold 4 times more then Pepsi in 2001, Pepsi responded with this commercial

These ads for @spencerpratt for Mayor of Los Angeles are game changers. Inspiring!

@TaraBull Doesn’t help her that she’s ugly as sin itself. 🤢

Woman gets clowned after trying to use a small pizza business for clicks

The first seconds of the 2008 crash caught live on air

@Dainallves Amazing she could scoot like that! 😂👍👍👍

Customer needs to get money out of ATM goes wrong 🤬😡😤

This lizard definitely didn't expect that kind of acceleration.. bro held on for dear life💀✈️ Absolute insane grip!

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

@Ravenismeee Pong 😛

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@Oliviaxrtx Absolutely! At some point she’s gonna find out I smoke cigars, anyway. 😜

Men, be honest: Is it okay if a woman smokes on a date?

filled up the Silverado. I'm quite sick to my stomach now @ $7.39 per gallon

BREAKING: Chirayu Rana now likely to be sued for false claims against JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini. 89% chance.

@threenotes_jp I make friends in other countries and then travel solo to meet them. Can’t get any better than that … at least for me! 😁

ちょっと気になってるんだけど、 ひとりで旅行したことある人ってどれくらいいるんだろう？ 自由で気楽って人もいれば、 ちょっと寂しくなるって人もいそうだし。 実際に行ってみてどうだったかとか、 よかったこと・困ったことあれば聞いてみたい。 ひとり旅、あり派？それとも誰かと行きたい派？

@lady_valor_07 Eat the living SHIT outta that and thank the person PROFUSELY who made that for me. 😎

You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?

@otokyo__ Sure! I’m eventually gonna smoke a stogie, anyway, so why the heck not? 😜

Men, be honest: Is it okay if a woman smokes on a date?

@cecegkh Pajamas out in public just tells me that person doesn’t give a shit about life and should probably be loudly shamed into acting right.

@tanpukunokami In San Francisco, do NOT visit the House of Prime Rib. It used to be great about three decades ago, but not any more. Instead, go to Harris Restaurant a couple blocks up the street from House of Prime Rib. harrisrestaurant.com

Hey Americans 🇺🇸 Japanese tourists are obsessed with these 5 restaurants in the US. Is this list accurate? Have you seen Japanese groups there? What would you recommend instead? In-N-Out Burger The Cheesecake Factory Katz’s Delicatessen (NY) Lawry’s The Prime Rib (LA) Lou Malnati’s (Chicago) Drop your thoughts 👇

@ClownWorld Dude’s face looks like this pic of his recent ancestor! 😜

This is messed up on so many levels

@ClownWorld Hopefully someone gives that putz a lawn blower enema. 😑

-I'm 51 years old and I've been wanting a short haircut; today I took the plunge, but the people close to me don't like my new look and are giving me a hard time. Your opinion means a lot to me. Thank you so much ❤😍

@markdietrichsf Never heard of her, so I guess that’s how insignificant she is! 😜

Supervisor Connie Chan was arrested at SFO today. It’s ideological performative BS like this that explains why she has accomplished so little as our City Supervisor. Her ‘recovering’ pal Jackie F was there today too, but fled before the police started arresting protestors. #UselessLeaders @bettersoma @whentoletgo @garrytan @griffinlee415 @tdwhalenho @MylesPynchon @Twolfrecovery @GrowSF