onceuponatime

The good thing about going out to new places is that you have genuine interactions. No pretence to live up or down to...

@ThatEricAlper I have a 3.5 inch floppy one too

You may be old but, are you this old?

@ModernVirility Isn't looking at her chest breaking eye contact or am i missing it?

From now on I will only look at 10 posts at a time, if they are uninteresting i shall immediately close twitter and only keep it open to read interesting posts within the 1st set of ten.

"Take Five" by The Dave Brubeck Quartet (1959)

@Rainmaker1973 1,111,111,111,111

@Peston Did he just drop his hat?

Mr Galloway is back

Covent Garden, London (not a garden with flowers and trees) is like seeing the bustling place of London, full of lively fireworks)

Portland schoolteacher named "Bob" finds door plug that blew off Alaska Airlines plane in mid-air drama in his backyard, US officials say bbc.in/48Jfz5V

snowy classics from this morning’s walk. #shotoniphone

@AntonKreil Just passed the PTM 84% good start to the new year! Happy new year!

Happy New Year from the Maldives !!! 🇲🇻 💪😄 Have fun tonight ... See you in 2024 😉

@buitengebieden This sea water really helps my itchy bum

What’s the dog thinking about?

@tongbingxue They look very feminine

Male prostitues, referred to as xianggong 相公, in imperial Peking, 1905.

@historyinmemes Crazy to think that most humans do that deliberately most weeks

African animals getting drunk after eating overripe marula fruit

@CensoredMen That is child abuse

10-year-old child was disrespecting his mother, so she called a veteran to come and set the record straight 🫡

@noampomsky are you showing us inside or outside?

upstate new york in late may

@Irenezhao_ @BillyM2k AI pussy?

@BillyM2k hi

@JasonGraystone how much is your trading course? Your website doesn't clearly state it btw

@Irenezhao_ They barely have fresh milk in Majorca haha

When I was in Spain, I asked the waitress for a cup of flat white. She said: ‘ I’ve never heard of Flat White in my life. We only have coffee with milk.’ 🤷🏻‍♀️