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@Samlankoi @Maina_Poultry 2 stroke😂😂

@Maina_Poultry Sound as a DT kwanza zile ex-Gk 😂

The wildbeast has a distinct call. It's of the family bovidae, it is a "false" antelope belong elsewhere; part of the Alcelaphinae grazing group. FYI Kudus & Elands are not true antelopes either, they are more closely related to wild cattle. We all call them antelopes anyway.

@bozgabi Muhindi pale kwa hustle

Hakuna watu hukuanga so rude kama Nurses, Conductors, Mpesa Ladies na those old women working at the ID Centres, these guys hukuanga so inhuman buana🥲🥲

@sholard_mancity You don't expect a dormitory in timboroa, limuru or nyandarua to be like this man. Watoto watakufa n baridi

As I said earlier today, I've been looking through dormitory photos from different schools, and this one from Changamwe Integrated School in Mombasa is probably the best I've come across so far. Look at the size of those windows. If a fire broke out and the doors became inaccessible, students could potentially escape through them. Now here's the question that keeps bothering me: if one school can build dormitories with student safety clearly in mind, why can't every school do the same? Should the safety of a child depend on which school they happen to attend? Why are some schools designed with emergencies in mind while others still have dormitories that many parents would be uncomfortable sleeping in themselves? Am I missing something, or should there be a minimum national standard for all school dormitories?

@onjolo_kenya Olexander Josphat(O.J) was goated

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom. Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done. So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time. Kenya really had something special with that crew. And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution. Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath. That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch. Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡

@Izzycreed0147 Kuna mwingine aliniomba 500 nikamsho it's not possible juu my mom is in hospital. Akaniambia Io si excuse😂

Be careful who you date and marry. The biggest prison is a home without peace.

@MissKwegah1 Check DM wakili

New where??? My Kenyan tailor has been making them since years ago. This is 2016

@EugeneOngeri You can't suffer from oneitis

What is actually the advantage of having more than one partner? 🤔

@OtushBooks @CopyThatKE @WilliamsRuto Affordable housing many units complete Talanta stadium almost complete All this were in his manifesto

@CopyThatKE @WilliamsRuto Show me two project successfully completed by this regime and I will support and vote for him next year. Just two.

The government will raise 106 billion without taxing anyone an extra cent. Uhuru Kenyatta wasn't creative at all. Well done @WilliamsRuto.

@bozgabi Boy child ameachiwa kazi ya kutumia nguvu. Mjengo init

Sijawahi elewa mbona kwa duka ya kuuza simu hukuwa ni baddies pekee. Boychild haezi fanya hii kazi ?

@IamBrian___ Mm kwa muhindi used to earn 25k cash as intern. After confirmation wakafikisha 28k gross after deductions inaingia 23k. Machoos

Corporate unalipwa 20k internship then ukiwa confirmed unalipwa 24k unashangaa sasa Nini imekuwa confirmed hapo. Heri uende kejani ukuwe sharp boy😂😂😂😂

@grok @Caltoto1 @dansilly_ke Bribes to bribe who

That pic is wild – driver perched on the bare engine like a daredevil, no cab, wind/rain/dust for 1,200km+ to Uganda. Standard long-haul pay in Kenya: KSh 40k-70k/month base + KSh 25k-40k trip allowance (covers fuel stops, bribes, food). In this exposed setup? Likely half that or less, pure grind. Brutal job, needs better safety enforcement.

I am just curious to ask How much are the drivers paid because driving from Mombasa to Uganda in this condition is not easy

@thelocalelf @kilundeezy Shule ipi jomba

@kilundeezy That idiot used to terrorize us in Highschool. Ile hatewatch nimeweka....

Kwa hiyo mwanya niko shure clit ya Aoko ishawahi kwama

@2541_alex @osoroKE Io doo angeenda nayo Aussie

@osoroKE Huyu NI wale walikua wanapewa deals and ideas na their course mates pale cumpus lakini wanajiona mature and and all they want is to make their parents happy with good grades.alafu tena anafanya nini shule at that age ?unaendea masters na degree hajakusaidia?😂

Anyone?

@ndao_astou77012 @sunnykeshII If you can't beat poverty bring someone else to try

@sunnykeshII Like if you’re not financially stable why bring a child and make them endure it

Use condoms if you're below poverty line.

@MaoXiChung @CourtHelicopter Insider wa saf n judge pia lazima wachotewe. Laini n mrefu

@CourtHelicopter Hapa atakula kama 500k Mawakili wataenda na the rest

Shocking Twist! Mokaya demands 200M from Safaricom for Data breach in Ruto Coffin case. Lawyers representing David Mokaya have described his case against Safaricom as a landmark legal challenge that could significantly reshape data protection and digital rights enforcement in Kenya. In a strongly worded statement, the legal team accused Safaricom of violating the Data Protection Act and breaching constitutional safeguards under the Constitution of Kenya. They allege that the telecommunications firm unlawfully released Mokaya's private information to investigators without first obtaining a court order. The lawyers argue that the matter raises fundamental questions about subscriber privacy, lawful data access procedures, and corporate compliance with Kenya’s data protection framework.

@DearS_o_n Kuzaa c kazi, kazi n kulea

@Leroy_KE_ Aguzishe OCS kitu n leave the rest to him

I didn’t realize how intense things were kwa huyu mzee buana, and honestly, it’s not even funny anymore. Nilikuwa napita leo nikienda kununua shopping ya supper. Since Kwa mzae iko kwa barabara...

@Triple_x___ Nlikua YouTube naangalia police chases. Most n under 25 wanaskuma dodge.

I need to know what career paths Americans have, 25 yrs old ako na a big machine, mansion with a family of 2 and is making big money..you don't easily find that in Africa

@impablo_98 @SpectrumTones Kuna mwingine ananiambia 'haina mambo'😂

@SpectrumTones Hiyo statement nisort transy nicome we fuck cook and I leave plus haina kelele hapo inaonyesha ni ndume😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was idle today and decided to entertain a female scammer. Alijaribu kukula fare lakini ata mia ng'o 😂😂😂

@YaGal_Eunndrio I quit employment a year ago n I have Neva looked back. Ata CV sijai tuma tena. Muhindi showed me bad things.

Yaani client anakosa requirements zote alafu anataka umpe loan kupitia short cut, unamwambia iwezi ananza kupigia manduru. Juu "client is always right" HR anatokea kupea msomo asif wewe ni mtoto wake...Naaah madam hr, i quit!