Ben Morgan

@CinemaTweets1 Most underrated Coens film.

Burn After Reading is one of those films that gets funnier every single time you rewatch it. I can’t believe how timeliness this script is & I can’t believe how good George Clooney & Brad Pitt were here. For my money, I think this is Clooney’s best performance ever in a film.

@SenSchumer Happy Easter loser

Happy Easter, America. As you head off to church and celebrate with friends and family, the President of the United States is ranting like an unhinged madman on social media.  He’s threatening possible war crimes and alienating allies. This is who he is, but this is not who we are. Our country deserves so much better.

show us a photo of your cat sleeping and let's see how cute they are

@SenSchumer You’re a terrorist-loving, anti-American coward.

Has there ever been a more rambling, disjointed, and pathetic presidential war speech?  Donald Trump’s actions in Iran will be considered one of the greatest policy blunders in the history of our country, failing to articulate objectives, alienating allies, and ignoring the kitchen table problems Americans are facing.  He is completely unfit to be Commander-in-Chief and the whole world knows it.

@maicasyaa 😳😳 well…fuck me sideways…that looks amazing!

Hamburger lovers must try this.

@seizuresalad What?! I used to drive by that place all the time. I would’ve tried it if I would’ve known about this!

Since our new Japanese friends are fascinated by our huge food and "cheese violence" (one of the best phrases ever imho), here in Seattle you can get a 12-egg omelette at Beth's Cafe. I've only tried it once, and I had to tackle it in two sessions over four hours. It's so big they serve it on a pizza pan. 😅

@MattWalshBlog 44 years old. Never married. No kids. I’m going on a 2 month RV trip this summer. I don’t have to tell anyone. I can’t wait! I’m not saying I’m better than you. Just a different life. And I’m super happy!

One of the problems is that when you wait for years to have kids, trying to accumulate enough wealth so that you can raise children “comfortably” or whatever, your marriage becomes frail and brittle. You haven’t allowed yourselves to be tested. You haven’t met any resistance. The union atrophies. You get bored. Then one serious challenge comes along and you fall apart. You weren’t ready for it. My wife and I have been together 15 years, started out broke. Six kids and a decade and a half later, we’ve been tried and tested a million times. We’ve been through the fire together. Problems come along and we deal with them. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before. Now we have the confidence of people who’ve been through the wringer. We have a sense of shared experience and shared achievement. We built this life together. We both belong here. That’s the great benefit of getting married and starting a family young. Get in on the ground floor with each other. Start at the bottom hand in hand.

@seizuresalad When are you moving?

Weather today is ace ☀️

@seizuresalad Are you aware of BABYMETAL?

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

@naiivememe You can stay up until 930?!!

Dear old people, i'm sorry, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.

@SBakerMD If North Dakota was its own country, it would be the 3rd most powerful nation in the world.

Most of the ICBM nuclear bombs live in 8

@awkwardgoogle I wish my hips could work like that

A young girl practicing martial arts while waiting for the bus. Sometimes, you need less than you think to stay active.

@LeaderJohnThune You’re a loser. Go to work!

Let’s summarize where we are after a 40+ day Democrat shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security. 1) ICE and CBP are funded, thanks to the Working Families Tax Cuts and the foresight of President Trump and Republicans in Congress. 2) After holding DHS and the American people hostage for over 40 days, Dems got ZERO restrictions that would prevent ICE and CBP agents from doing their jobs safely. 3) Due to Dem obstruction of the appropriations process, ICE and CBP will get even more funding through budget reconciliation. 4) Dems have once again established themselves as the “Open Borders, Defund the Police” party heading into an election. 5) Dem leadership has proven once again they can’t be trusted to make a deal. Which begs the question if you’re a Dem senator or one of their left-wing supporters: What was this really all about?

@catturd2 Thune is gay

Weak coward.

@CinemaTweets1 Did the cameraman have Parkinson’s?

To every last person who follows me on this app: I’m begging you to watch Ryan Gosling’s performance in Half Nelson. This earned Gosling his first Oscar nomination & it’s a film that’s impossible to forget. This movie & this performance is all heart. Give this a shot this weekend

@seizuresalad Suddenly I’m hungry for deviled eggs

Like buttah

@SBakerMD Thune is gay

Your job is to get it done! If you can’t do that then step down and let someone else get it done!

@MattWalshBlog I love these

There's basically no difference between this and the exact same kinds of "dumb spring breaker" videos you'd see 10 years ago or 20 years ago or 30 years ago. I actually don't mind the fact that a bunch of 18 and 19 year old kids are totally ignorant about world affairs. That's healthier than obsessively doomscrolling alone in your basement or whatever. The problem is that these kids can vote. We should all just agree that 19 year olds are stupid and don't know anything, and that's basically fine, but it's also why they shouldn't be able to vote. Raise the voting age to 25.

@SenSchumer For the 10th time, you have put illegal aliens on a higher priority than American citizens.

Today, for the TENTH TIME, Democrats will go to the floor to demand that we pay TSA immediately. And for the TENTH TIME, Republicans will have a chance to join us. I’m not holding my breath.

@SenTedCruz Hold? That doesn’t really change anything. Maybe you could donate it to the TSA agents?

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.