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@HarryBarnes @StolenDans Easiest gig in tv. Just laughs and points at a screen when one of them smiles

@StolenDans Nevermind him, what about Roisin?

what exactly is jimmy carr bringing to the table here

@RoyalBlue606 @ThemeParkWW Stop taking me to Alton towers it’s shit.

As a life long Alton Towers fan, I’ve never felt so disappointed in the park. It really is disheartening to see the place you love, fall so far behind. Everything from the ride availability to the staggered openings is affecting the guest experience massively.

@JohnSmi37529503 @dog_head It was in that clip above 👆

@GroverTeMuldoon @dog_head Really? When did that happen?

Bob Mortimer🤣🤣🤣

@MNAB_Not_A_Bot @DejiCNO Where did it say he was offended by it ?

@DejiCNO Stop lying and being a snowflake offended by everything, Keane acknowledged her, he said "he'll be ill today"

Nobody even acknowledged her LOOOL. The Overlap need to do the right thing, such an unnecessary comment too

@Queensberry @DAZNBoxing @NathanHeaney @TheCoopLive Best ringwalk in all of football

Does @NathanHeaney have the best ringwalk in all of boxing? 🤯 #ItaumaFranklin #Mag7 | Mar 28 | @TheCoopLive, Manchester | @DAZNBoxing

@SaulStaniforth Did sky news edit those bell sounds into this clip ? Seen videos from other angles with no bell sounds.

"They've put a large banner across all of the barriers.. saying 'What did you know?'" Protesters with a question for the King.

@SaulStaniforth That’s not Kevin Maguire. He didn’t roll his eyes once.

Susanna Reid on #GMB discussing a story in the Telegraph: "expats fleeing Dubai are abandoning their pets as they rush to leave the Gulf" As Kevin Maguire asks, "What type of people are they?". He also points out they're not expats, they're British migrants.

@hepimp Is it Paul McCartney is it Jimmy Page ? No it’s Noel Gallagher they look the same age.

Noel’s head has almost doubled in length.

@ReturnofColin2 “My arse is on the line and I don’t want a cock up”

The delivery of this punchline is just superb. David Haig in The Thin Blue Line 😂💥

@MenInBlazers @BankofAmerica Nooooo. Then they’ll be under pressure and make a rash call.

"[VAR] was for clear and obvious errors. It was not for toenails offside by 3 centimeters...So if you turn on that tape and it's not clear in 60 seconds? Leave the on-field decision as it stands." Burnley co-owner JJ Watt on whether VAR has gone too far 🗣️ @BankofAmerica ⚽️

@FBAwayDays That’s the “ah haha oo ahhh yeah baby ohh haha” guy isn’t it ?

A well known face spotted at the Everton v Burnley game tonight. Tap the ❤️ if you know who legend this is…

@badgermatt13 @90sfootball Sssh , they get really upset when you say that.

@90sfootball Money spoke .....even back then

Blackburn Rovers had some squad in the mid 90s!

@philsid @InbetweenrsFans People like him should wear badges.

@InbetweenrsFans He's a faking little peg leg...

Goodness, you’re French! 🇫🇷 #TheInbetweeners

@pepcalma Seaman’s was better. It was perfect height for Cech. Probably could even have caught it

Jamie Carragher says Petr Cech's save against Liverpool in the 2012 FA cup final is the best save he's ever seen in football history.

@BarryOnHere Simp

If I had Tourette's Syndrome I would shout things like "END RACISM" and "WOMEN'S RIGHTS" instead of slurs.

@fistedaway Romesh’s answer machine message is “if the call is about work then the answer is yes”

A major coup for them to secure a rare appearance from the reclusive and mysterious Romesh Ranganathan

@THINGEO The way he blames the machine at the end saying it’s shit 😁

Go on Dan

@boxingkingmedia @St0mpingGround Always thought he’d be a good fit with Adam Booth.

🚨 Shane Fury names 3 trainers for Tyson Fury comeback Dominic Ingle (his preferred choice), Adam Booth and Shane McGuigan all suggested as potential new coaches. Who should get the job? (If it is up go grabs) 🎙️ (via @St0mpingGround