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@anon_opin Always buy a car with less than 10,000 miles on it, two years old is about right. Half the price of new.

Think we've reached the point where it's more of a flex to have a crappy old car than a shiny new one. Shows you have your priorities straight. I work in car insurance and can confirm that the vast, vast majority of people with fancy cars have them on ludicrous finance deals

@davemorrissey64 @ITVX Very good... wife and I really enjoyed it...

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@fesshole SOP

Had a DIY job to do, with an electric drill, today. However, we had a proper workman round doing a couple of jobs. Didnt want to look like a middle class twonk half arsing the job in front of a pro, so sat on my phone till he'd gone before I started.

@TheCinesthetic Loved the film... guilty pleasure!!

Dreamcatcher was released 23 years ago. Stephen King wrote the novel while recovering from the accident that nearly killed him in 1999. Still heavily medicated, he drafted the story longhand in notebooks, which he later said shaped its fever-dream tone.

@johnnyddavidson Itching between my toes again... all on you, big man...

I apologise for everything. JFK's assassination, world hunger, war in the Middle East, climate change, cost of living crisis, and what some other bloke said at the Bafta's who wasn't me. Happy now?

@InbetweenrsFans He's a faking little peg leg...

Goodness, you’re French! 🇫🇷 #TheInbetweeners

@piersmorgan It'll get chucked out... like the other 15 cases... its not his money, so he's not bothered...

The BBC will have to settle this… discovery would inevitably reveal the supposedly neutral corporation’s massive internal anti-Trump bias (they all hate him) and hasten its demise.

@anon_opin He's got to a point in his career that means he doesn't need the money. He's pushing the comedy as far as he can go...and he's won every time, as he's got no boundaries. Fantastic Comedy!

The TV show Derek exists because Ricky Gervais wanted to do something with the grim impressions he amused his mates with at school. Stuck in a load of mawkish gubbins about kindness to throw people off the scent.

A deeply emotional psychological breakdown of what dogs experience and feel in their final moments with their owner.

@piersmorgan Steady on Mr Trump...

Delete this defamatory lie or I will sue you.

@anon_opin We are the only country [UK] in the world with a privatised water vendor... that's how greedy the government is... no coffers left unplundered

What's the point of the state if it's not managing basic resources and industries. Railways, healthcare, power, water, post office and more should be publicly owned. In any sane system this wouldn't even be up for debate.

@fesshole If you're not using VPNs for everything, you're open to attack...

Analytics shows me when clients have accessed my server. I also see details of their geographic locations. Many are clearly using VPNs. Which means they've probably been accessing porn. Not my confession but theirs. The dirty buggers.

@GriftReport definitely sections of Middlesbrough they'd have to be paid to take away...

Birmingham 💯 what about you?

@TheCinesthetic Blade, Opening Nightclub Scene youtube.com/watch?v=F6VJQZ…

Name a song in a movie that takes a scene to the next level.

@SIRJOHNREITH @archivetvmus71 Officially his first name, yes…

@archivetvmus71 Gordon?

Take Hart (10th January 1979). Tony meets Mr Bennett.

@JamesAHogg2 Barker and Co, top of their game also... fantastic film

Like the buffoon I undoubtedly am, I'm afraid I missed Ian la Frenais' 90th birthday yesterday. Not that I was invited to the party or anything. I just mean I missed commemorating it by posting something brilliant from his incredible body of work. Anyway, better late than never. One of my absolute favourite sitcom spin-off films is Porridge, which I must watch at least six times a year. It's one of the first films I remember really enjoying as a kid and it gets better with age IMHO. That'll do then. Good evening.

Mathematician explains the uniqueness of the number 6174, known as Kaprekar’s Constant & discovered by D. R. Kaprekar in 1949

@EliotJacobson Well.... we had a good run...

Just to be clear -- good bye everyone! Humanity only has about 14 more days before the total extinction of all humans on the planet ...

@krassenstein I invented the question mark ?

BREAKING: Trump claims to have come up with the word "Caravans": FACT: The word caravan has been a part of the English language for over 500 years.