Lost In Line

There is no more harm in an old married man like me checking out all the pretty women on Twitter, than a country dog running out to chase passing cars. Neither one of us would know what to do if we happened to catch one.

@pinkmagiclala 🤓

Not that Twitter would let anyone see them, except for maybe 10 of you.

Sucks for you guys because if the Raptors won I was gonna post titties

@GuntherEagleman @RepJeffries Didn’t he get demoted to Thrift Store Obumy? I think Dollar Store protested about being slandered by the comparison.

@RepJeffries Dollar Store Obama is feeling important. LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jeffries Derangement Syndrome.

@kerrydougherty @GovernorVA Definition: relating to, serving in, or capable of producing offspring, new life, or copies. I don’t see anywhere it includes terminating a fetus created by reproductive means. You want ‘murder rights’. It’s not the same.

@GovernorVA Stop with the “reproductive rights” double talk. ABORTION. That’s what you and your party worship. Ghouls, the bunch of you.

Virginia is the only state in the South that hasn’t restricted women’s reproductive rights since the Dobbs decision. And under my watch, it will stay that way.
 
In Virginia, healthcare decisions about contraception, fertility treatments, and reproductive care will continue to be made between women and their doctors — not by politicians. That’s a promise I’ve made, and it’s a promise I intend to keep.

@Richard224224 @mickitiki It’s working out well so far. Much better than under Biden don’t you think?

@GrownGoof2 @mickitiki His disastrous agenda

It's really simple.

@RobertHyes2 @tina_spitfire Thank you proving my point. I’m truly sorry you’re so miserable. I’ll chalk up another win for the good guys, that’s not you either.

@GrownGoof2 @tina_spitfire Typical magat afraid to show their face and name but they talk real toughy 🤣😂 How's Epstein Fury going, only cost the taxpayers $50,000,000,000 Plus at the pump Ignorance is bliss with magats The Gallup poll has the tRumpler at 36% can't help stupid right lost cause 😂🤣

Ok, since 80% of my followers are men, this is for you! Which one are you relieving yourself on?

@its_Lexieroy A

🅱️: Rep. Andy Biggs: CA has 7 extra House seats from counting illegals—more representation than 36 entire states (which have ≤7 seats each). Do you agree that illegals must be excluded from the Census? A. Huge yes B. Nope

@Richard224224 @mickitiki Okay folks, so we’re clear, I’m not the Democrat described in the above post. I’m America First. I don’t agree with everything President Trump does but I do support his agenda. I’m sorry folks stoop to such low drivel if others don’t agree with them. They are what they accuse.

@mickitiki You dip shits are nothing but corporate greed supporters corruption supporters cheater supporters, racist supporters misogyny supporters bigot supporters. You are the most un American disgusting, slimy, vile vomit, inducing pieces of shit that ever walked the Earth

@SydneyJadeT Yes!

No cleavage, no cosmetic procedures. Is my face alone enough to get your attention? ○ Yes ○ Not really

Demrats care. Oh wait…

@Jamebeerob @RealJamesWoods I couldn’t help but notice you left out any reference to the OG post, hypocrisy. Not only that but you went with a personal character attack. What, couldn’t think of anything better? Sure sign you lost the debate.

@RealJamesWoods James why do you continue to make yourself look like the ass that I dont want you to be? Hades is one of my favorite Disney characters but maybe not.....Yzma is moving up my list and you are bottoming out. Big time. Stop drinking the koolaide you dumdum.

Hypocrite of the Year Award

@leticia68191114 @RealJamesWoods I know it’s been a really long time since you posted your drivel but this is a really pathetic and shameful one. Keep trying little princess!

@RealJamesWoods No James i think that would go to you !!!!! I think you should just stay in your lane - you know the had been celebrity lane!!????? So kindly STFU!!!!!!!

@MisikinJohn @RealJamesWoods People consumed with hatred have lost all common sense. They’re left with nothing to base their opinions on but hate. Sad not funny.

@RealJamesWoods Such hypocrites.

@Jamebeerob @RealJamesWoods You’re so full of crap I bet your eyes are brown! Satire my butt, it was a personal/political shot at Melanie & Trump. That insurrection horse dies a long time ago. Why are you still beating it? Seems you’ve forgotten all the proof Pelosi planned the whole thing. Hush little one.

@RealJamesWoods Well James it appears that you aren't brilliant. Even though your mommy said you were. Sad panda...what you dont get is Jimmy is satire and Dum Dum Donnie caused an insurrection. Or had you forgotten that? Dum Donnie and juicy James... Yeah so not hypocritical...good try.

@TonySeruga Same… makes want to puke.

I’m sitting here watching the calendar flip into May, and I can’t shake the pit-of-my-gut feeling that keeps coming up every time Washington packs its bags and heads out the door. Another freakin’ recess. Another recess where nothing moves. Another round of excuses. The last time they did it, they left TSA employees hanging. At the time, Senate Majority Leader, John Thune had the gall to bypass TSA mile-long security lines while traveling. Yeah, the optics are terrible. Elitist. Privileged. Not one of us. And while Senators are packing their bags to go, sitting right there… STALLED… is the desired-by-80%-of-Americans SAVE America Act. This Act is basic. It’s foundational. It’s essential to our country’s future. It says if you want to register to vote in a federal election, you must prove you are a citizen. A passport. A birth certificate. Something that confirms you belong in the process. The House passed it back in February. A razor-thin vote, 218 to 213. Every Republican lined up. Hard not to agree with it, yet every Democrat opposed. Fine. That’s how politics works. But then... open.substack.com/pub/tonyseruga…

@marleneforAZ She already had power over her own body. She can choose to not have sex OR use one of many forms of contraception. No, I don’t lump rape, incest or medical necessity into this discussion. Those are a different topic and discussion (Even then she can choose aborting or keeping)

While courts and politicians are working to restrict access to reproductive care, I’m focused on protecting it. In Congress, I will fight to make sure that every girl and woman in this country has power over her own body, regardless of what zipcode she lives in. nytimes.com/2026/05/01/wel…

@RobertHyes2 @tina_spitfire Interesting… you attacked Trump and then those who replied. Yet nowhere did you mention policy, agenda or progress. You’ve got nothing but hate and that’s a poor plan to comment on. TDS Dem needs to get help before it ruins his health. Seriously

@tina_spitfire Lick it all up tinka😂🤣 Can't help stupid right tinka🤣😂

@RepJeffries The economy is poised to soar. What are you talking about out?? Gas prices aren’t as high as the Biden years and are approaching going down, something sleepy Joe’s would have ever done. War of choice? Yeah, the choice to not let the center of terrorism have nuclear weapons!

The economy is a mess, gas prices are out of control and a reckless war of choice has been started in the Middle East. Regime change is coming to the House of Representatives in November.

@MatureWhispers In a heartbeat. 😏

I won't lie...starting over at 48 isn't easy but I'm still here. Would you notice me?

@CozyWithJanis Intentional. I’m terrible at catching hints. 🫤

@coachkatykat Yes, for anything cherry especially!

Anyone have a sweet tooth?