DanGargen Grizzle-Mintoss

Wore goggles all day at work today to protect eyes from concrete. Got concrete in eye cleaning goggles. Irony’s a bitch folks.

@webb6610 @MalcBruno1947 @jk_rowling Jesus 🤣

That'll prompt a recount, I'm sure.

@NovaChiu @houseofjato @FashionArtTO You there, dude?

Enjoy our show <ENDLESS INFINITY > @FashionArtTO look Two.

@DonnaDlm71 🤣👌

Apologies for my posts tonight if you weren't alive in the 80s. But you really should have been.

@iDontFinishAnyt @MCFCMulji @imirno @JeremyClarkson Yum 👌

@MCFCMulji @imirno @JeremyClarkson

People of America. I know you’re expecting it to be 4,200 to 8,400 at this stage. But relax. This is normal, and better.

@DonnaDlm71 ❤️🙌

I know things are all doom & gloom right now. But 3 different people told me I looked really good today ( I've lost 2 stone since August). I don't do compliments easily. But feeling, really fit, healthy, well, positive & happy at 51. So im gonna bloody celebrate that!

@jonathansfrakes Might have to watch now x

@_al_de_ @ann_tressler @Dec3k5 @ladbible We did do.

@ann_tressler @Dec3k5 @ladbible Have you seen our empire? 😂 we had way more important things to do other than go over to America and win that war (which we could have done btw)

What does the UK do better than the USA?

@itssanman @carling_4737 @Villa_AVFC10 @Ze_Pueqeno @ladbible Dickhead 😂

@carling_4737 @Villa_AVFC10 @Ze_Pueqeno @ladbible Hope you enjoy your American military protection.

@shazwwfc I’m getting there lol. 44 in feb. Happy birthday 🥳 for what it’s worth I’ve enjoyed my 40s more than the other decades. Although 0-10 was pretty good too during the 80s haha

Forty fucking five. How’s that happened? 😩

@ladbible The union flag.

What is something the UK has that no other country has?

@avinaeem @sut_el @icecube Caucasian doesn’t mean white either.

@sut_el @icecube Semitic doesnt mean black..that word was invented in the late 1700s by the germans as a racial group..given to the caucasian who adopted the religion Judaism..Shem is a fictional character never existed historically only in the bible and Quran..

I hate that my name was dragged into this Drunk Champs bullshit. I don’t know what Ye meant by his statements, you’re gonna have to ask him. I didn’t put the batteries in his back. Please leave my name out of all the antisemitic talk. I’m not antisemitic and never have been.

@BigWatty @Femi_Sorry Didn’t Scotland vote to stay part of the U.K. though? People still bleating on fs.

@Femi_Sorry Welcome to 🤡 🟦 🟥 🔶 Tóraidhe Brexit 💩 and the two 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 "disunited" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 kingdoms! SCOTLAND it is Time to END "democratically disproportionate" Westminster rule in this "so called" International Treaty (Articles) of union of equal nations. SCOTLAND are you "YES" yet?!!! 🤔 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

You either hear it, or you don't....

@AdamCSharp @KitdeWaal Yawn city.

Me squeezing into a suit for the first time in three years before heading to the Booker Prize ceremony. I'm not one for name-dropping (I totally am actually) but I met ALL the famous people

@PaulTWinner @georgecmcgavin Animals don’t believe in human constructs though tbf.

@Femi_Sorry Who TF is she? Never heard of Truss either before she ruined the country’s.

Wait, hang on... What if this is a prelude to another leadership bid for Suella Braverman because she's heard that Truss is on her way out? 😬

@JeremyVineOn5 Just bags in the street here still.

Should we ditch wheelie bins? Councils are thinking about scrapping them in favour of European-style 'super bins' after a successful trial in Liverpool. The new bins are stored underground and people can chuck their litter down a chute. What do you think? #JeremyVine

@pearlylondon Ooosh 😩

@Nashavelli1 Same 👍

I dont want to hear you making these weird fucking noises on a microphone

Those ASMR people piss me the fuck off

@4TerryFarrell Beautiful always ❤️

@ACTBrigitte Jesus wept.

I miss President Trump.