Grumpier Every Day

"This is the way"

Said nobody ever about the NC 😂

Stamp number 2. It would have been 3 but Pat's Baps is shut today due to staff illness ☹️

Has the honour of being the first stamp. ☕️

Triplets at the Long Itch Diner

Off to start stamp collecting.

Another year closer to pension age for Mrs G.

@Mattisamazing33 My dogs have always had Chappie. They all lived to a decent age with no gastric issues.

Bess is a very picky eater and often won’t finish meals. I’ve tried expensive dog foods. All sorts. Perhaps I need to try raw? Not sure if I can be arsed with the storage etc. Where do you order raw from? How long does it last? Advice would be lovely. Thanks

@justchristwo And yet "ill-gotten gains" is a phrase that's been used for yonks which would indicate for something to be ill-gotten, gotten must be a valid form of "got"

Agree 🎯😠

@GrumpyUK @fuzzysemi If I'm in my garage I leave a note on the door, with an arrow pointing the way to go. And they still throw it over the wall or say they couldn't deliver. They are nearly at the top of the list of incompetent buffoons, just below politicians and civil servants.

@GrumpierDaily @fuzzysemi If they do deliver here they often knock and run or just leave parcels on open doorstep as a flag to tell the opportunist scumbag that we’re not home!

Despite giving clear directions to my house. Despite being given the full address. Despite a wall plaque with the house number and road name right next to the front door. The visitor still managed to knock on the door of my neighbour across the road. 🙄

@GrumpyUK @fuzzysemi I'm sure they do their best 🤔🤣 At least they hit their delivery target. "500 drops today Boss. Bonus pay earned" "All to the right address?" ".......... Some of them....... I think"

@GrumpierDaily @fuzzysemi We’ve seen photos on delivery websites supposedly of our front door, to confirm delivery! Except, not our front door! 🤣

@GrumpyUK @fuzzysemi I never expect delivery guys to get it right. Local FB group is always full of "Has anyone got my parcel?" "I've had a package delivered today for Mr XYZ" Now I get stuff delivered to the local drop box whenever possible.

@fuzzysemi @GrumpierDaily We have the same problem with delivery guys!

@guzzicraig 😂😂😂

My mates dad used to be a strongman in the circus, His party trick in the pub was he could bend an iron bar over his erect penis, I seen him last week and asked him if he can still do it at the age of 72. He said no lad, My fucking wrists have gone now…..

If you listen very carefully you can hear my liver pickling. 😩😂

Pre-show drinks (🙄) and nibbles

@justchristwo Camera filters and AI 🤫

@GrumpierDaily Gosh, I always imagined you as grumpier and uglier than that 😝

She's making me drink again 🤨 In Birmingham

@ManOnAHog Old fashioned. It's my go to cocktail

@GrumpierDaily Is that a G&T she's forced into your hand or a rum?

@ManOnAHog Mate, I've learnt the hard way, never refuse what she demands of me 😬🤣🤣

@GrumpierDaily I can see her force like grip on you 🤣