Grumpy Agency Guy

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@RichardBurgon What the fuck has it got to do with you?

I’m on my way to Cuba for an emergency 3-day visit. I’ll be delivering medical aid to a children’s cancer hospital and joining an international delegation of MPs opposed to Trump’s new ban on any fuel entering the country. This cruel policy is putting lives at risk. It is an inhumane attempt to strangle the Cuban people. And Trump is even threatening that Cuba could be “next” after Iran. We must take a stand.

@ElDiego1960 @Britains___Pubs @VinnieSull1van @ChelseaDan5 There isn’t a single pub in the UK that charges £10 you prick.

@Britains___Pubs @VinnieSull1van @ChelseaDan5 We do but the people can’t afford £10 a pint. So, pubs are dying out. Wetherspoons is the only value for money pub.

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@bluewmist A dog

What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%?

@tomfgoodwin It’s a lot of income relative to most incomes, but it’s peanuts if you want anything resembling a nice life

The US vs UK is mad these days. In the UK, 100 miles is a long way, 100 years is a short time, and 100k is a lot of income.

Such an awful awful content strategy. 1 second of action, before you’ve had a chance to rotate your screen, find the right volume etc. Then a minute of celebration. Presumably there’s a replay at the end but I didn’t get that far. Stop clipping videos like this.

It’s almost like it’s ideological…..

@GrumpyAgencyGuy A travel agent?

Is there a good travel search engine out there which I can search by date? I don’t really care where I go, but every one of the main ones seems to want me to tell them I want to go..

@mrhambleden Seems like they want me to put in a destination, but thank you

@GrumpyAgencyGuy Is CheapFlights still a thing? They used to do date first destination second sort of thing. But that like 15 years ago...

*where..

@brendanjudge His option was to feed it right into Salah’s path who’s been equally shite for months.

Did anyone think Ekitike was going to do anything with that last minute breakaway? Not a single person He's been shite for MONTHS

That’s a helluva celebration for scuffing something that was put on a plate for you in off your standing leg.

TODAY IS ‘INTERNATIONAL DAY TO COMBAT ISLAMOPHOBIA’ A phobia is an irrational fear, and to combat ‘Islamophobia’ we must first look at where this irrational fear stems from …since we are constantly told that Islam is a ‘religion of peace’ Here is a glance at recent history: GERMANY - Munich Olympic massacre 1972 - 12 dead. UK - Iranian Embassy siege, London 1980 - 2 dead. ITALY - Airport attack, Rome 1985 - 16 dead AUSTRIA - Airport attack, Vienna 1985 - 3 dead INDONESIA - Bali Bombings 2002 - 202 dead from 23+ different nationalities. INDONESIA - Second Bali Bombings 2005 - 20 dead. UK - 7/7 bombings - London 2005 - 52 dead. UK - Manchester Arena bombing 2017 - 22 dead. UK - Westminster Bridge and Parliament attack 2017 - 4 dead. UK - London Bridge and Borough Market attack 2017 - 8 dead. FRANCE - Nice truck ramming attack 2016 - 86 dead. GERMANY - Berlin Christmas market truck ramming attack 2016 - 12 dead. SPAIN - Barcelona van ramming attack 2017 - 13 dead. FRANCE - Normandy Church attack 2016 - Priest dead. FRANCE - Coordinated Paris attacks 2015 - 130 dead. AUSTRALIA - Melbourne Bourke Street car ramming 2017 - 6 dead. Islamic convert. AUSTRALIA - Melbourne, Flinders Street SUV ramming 2017 - 1 dead AUSTRALIA - Melbourne Bourke Street attack 2018 - 1 dead (Sisto Malaspina, famous cafe owner) AUSTRALIA - Lindt Cafe Siege, Sydney 2014 - 2 dead. FRANCE - Charlie Hebdo shooting, Paris 2015 - 12 dead. SPAIN - Madrid train bombings 2004 - 200 dead. UK - Murder of Lee Rigby, London 2013. NETHERLANDS - Assassination of Theo Van Gogh 2004. INDIA - Mumbai attacks 2008 - 166 dead. SWEDEN - Stockholm truck attack 2017, - 5 dead. BELGIUM - Brussels airport bombings 2016 - 32 dead. USA - Pulse nightclub shooting, Orlando 2016 - 49 dead. CHINA - Kunming train station attack 2014 - 31 dead. USA - Boston Marathon bombing 2013 - 3 dead, hundreds injured …including 17 who lost their limbs. USA - San Bernardino attack 2015 - 14 dead. SRI LANKA - Church and hotel bombings Easter 2019 - 269 dead. FRANCE - Murder of Samuel Paty 2020. UK - Reading stabbings 2020 - 3 dead. ISRAEL - Hamas attack, October 7th 2023 - 1180 dead, 251 taken hostage (of which 65 later died or confirmed dead) RUSSIA - Moscow Crocus City Hall attack 2024 - 145 dead. UK - Southport stabbings 2024 - 3 dead. AUSTRALIA - Bishop Mari Emanuel stabbing 2024. GERMANY - Stabbing attack, Mannheim 2024 - Police officer dead, 5 injured. GERMANY - SUV Christmas market attack, Magdeburg 2024 - 6 dead, 299 injured. GERMANY - Car ramming attack, Munich 2025 - 30 injured. GERMANY - Car ramming attack, Mannheim 2025 - 2 dead. USA - Pickup Truck ramming attack, New Orleans 2025. 15 dead. UK - Manchester Synagogue attack 2025 - 2 dead. AUSTRALIA - Bondi Beach massacre, Sydney 2025 - 15 dead. USA - Buford’s Bar shooting, Texas 2026 - 3 dead. USA - Temple Israel Synagogue attack, Michigan 2026 - Attacker dead. USA - Old Dominion University shooting, Virginia 2026 - 1 dead. NIGERIA - Ongoing Christian genocide - Since 2000, 62,000 Christians in Nigeria have been victims of genocide perpetrated by Islamist extremist groups Boko Haram, Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP), and organised Fulani jihadists. * NOTE: 9/11 (2977 dead) is deliberately omitted, since it is a favourite of conspiritards, and the extensive list above is more than enough to make any point.

@LukeTheNuke180 What we thinking @SartorialThug ?

Until next time🐎🫡

@fesshole Probably want to speak to a Doctor about your crippling anxiety

I hate using my webcam for meetings. "Oh, I have to update permissions and restart my computer" is a situation that's genuinely happened to me twice but I use it more often, so I don't have to turn on my camera. People who want to see my face are weirdos.

people ask what londonmaxxing is. 3 pints at lunch. 6 after work. kebab. office at 8am the next morning like nothing happened. this isn’t a trend it’s centuries of history. you either have it or you don’t.

This is your irregular reminder that clients are cunts and treat agencies in a way that they would never treat any other business or profession that they have to engage with on a personal or professional level.

I'm Italian. I just got back from Rome. Over dinner, old friends and I started arguing about the same thing we always argue about: which cities in Italy are genuinely incredible but nobody ever talks about? We went back and forth for hours. By the end of the night, we had a list. 7 hidden cities that most people, including most Italians, will never think to visit, let alone move to. No crowds. No tourist markup. Insane quality of life. Thread 🧵

All of the problems in the UK stem from activist judges.