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Apropos of nothing, here’s a list of the types of agency people. They’re in every agency. You work with them, don’t you? Who have I missed? Tag your colleagues 👀🙂 #agency #advertising #media #agencypeople
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Grumpy Agency Guy
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Grumpy Agency Guy
@GrumpyAgencyGuy
Just a bloke who’s kicked about enough media agencies for long enough to know what’s wrong with this industry.
Ennui Katılım Ocak 2019
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Someone needs to stop this awful creepy cunt.
Sam Altman@sama
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night: connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests. every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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@getoffmylawn_55 Men have pockets and men don’t need things.
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Could be a venue that doesn’t allow backpacks. And even if they did it, there’s a higher the risk of pickpocketing with a backpack in a tight crowd. It also looks hot in there so it’d give you a sweaty back. Lastly this must be Europe. Don’t think you’d see this in the US.
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What happened to men? Why are these twats all wearing handbags? For their lipstick and tampons?
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Went out with my door key and bank card in my pocket, and the drugs in my pants.
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@RanTeeThree @GrumpyAgencyGuy They look like they're having an awesome time to me. Neither of you were ravers I suspect. They need their bags for their disco biscuits. But where are the women?
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It’s quite funny how many of my friends in the comments think my profile pic is actually me.
Jaydub🔥@Jaydub62636383
@GrumpyAgencyGuy @AdamSzaloczi Even your profile pictures is old as fuck. You’re so fucking dated go back to 1912 and die.
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Good chat in the replies.
People fail to understand that men don’t need things. Phone, keys. What else do you need?
Yes I’ve been to raves. Google: Sunrise, Dreamscape, Helter Skelter
No I don’t think they’re gay (wouldn’t care if they were), they’re just weak effeminate men
Grumpy Agency Guy@GrumpyAgencyGuy
What happened to men? Why are these twats all wearing handbags? For their lipstick and tampons?
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy I used to give everything to my girlfriend: cigarettes, my phone, money, and drugs. What did you do with your things?
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Sidebag is ok, nowadays phones only easily 250g + keys, fag, lighter, XTC, cocaine, speed, weed and what not🤷🏼♂️ It’s the design, that matters. I see a few womans purse and no woman in sight. I have a small Nike, useful as it gets🤷🏼♂️
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy I'm not carrying around my portable battery, tobacco, phone, wallet, and basically anything else useful to me in my pockets
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@BaronJohnRoss None of my clients want any custom from these cunts.
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy For an "Agency Guy" you're not very observant of human behaviour.
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@chadmumm Perusing the honours board, checking out the locker room, looking in the shop for any nice merch, checking the slope on the WHS, looking for nice cars int he car park. All the fun of the fair!
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The dilly-dallying is one of my favourite bits.
Chad Mumm@chadmumm
Nothing better for the soul than a full day at the course. Get there early, have breakfast, stretch out, dilly-dally around. Hit a few balls, some chips, roll some putts. Walk 18, have a late lunch. Golf isn't meant to be optimized.
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Nothing better for the soul than a full day at the course. Get there early, have breakfast, stretch out, dilly-dally around. Hit a few balls, some chips, roll some putts. Walk 18, have a late lunch.
Golf isn't meant to be optimized.
Ross Gerber@GerberKawasaki
I’ll say it. Golf is way too long. It’s absurd playing a game for 4.5 hours. What sport does this? Soccer 90 min. Most sports 2 hours, maybe 3. They need to build 12 hole courses and be done with it… anyways. I played well for someone who rarely plays.
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@SMB_Attorney I think I once said that influencers would be a fad because people would see through how inauthentic their product recommendations were. Turns out I underestimated how stupid people were.
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Is that all? Getting sick of people not pulling their weight tbh.
Greetings From Paul@GreetingsPaulYT
Paid £1,100 in income tax this month, feel physically sick.
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@colinalderman23 @Nrvs90s It’s this sort of loser mentality that’s probably happy seeing Harry Brooks get out to a stupid shot and a 3 day test match because he hit a couple of sixes.
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If you ever need to explain what the 'Bazball' philosophy means to a non-cricket fan, just show them this clip. Zak Crawley announced the Bazball era to the Australians in the most brutal way possible. The absolute audacity to set the tone for the entire summer in under few seconds is legendary🔥
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