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Apropos of nothing, here’s a list of the types of agency people. They’re in every agency. You work with them, don’t you? Who have I missed? Tag your colleagues 👀🙂 #agency #advertising #media #agencypeople
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Grumpy Agency Guy
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Grumpy Agency Guy
@GrumpyAgencyGuy
Just a bloke who’s kicked about enough media agencies for long enough to know what’s wrong with this industry.
Ennui Katılım Ocak 2019
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Did you know that @andyburnham is actually a convicted nonce? Well even if he was, you wouldn't be able to check, because Cabinet ministers' criminal records are now secret. So you might as well assume the worst.
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BRB, just going to patrol the local area to find the neighbour who’s having a bonfire, and then stab him in the neck.
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@DaveOurPlanet @christwine3 @premierlife64 @FarRightSkip @williamnhutton Who is this ‘we’ of which you speak?
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@christwine3 @premierlife64 @FarRightSkip @williamnhutton Indeed we can. That's sort of the point. We're responsible for the greenhouse gases in the atmosphere that's making the climate change more rapidly.
Well, we could have done. It may potentially be too late due to tipping points in global ecosystems.
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Drought, extreme heat, raging wildfires- yet the former consensus on climate change has evaporated. Instead the right argue net zero is a fiction and a con. Adapt to the climate crisis: but do nothing to stop it. This is becoming a civilisational threat. observer.co.uk/news/columnist…
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Bought my son his first car today. Nothing flash. Just an old 2008 1.2L Fiesta. Mint little motor with a full history.
Then I’ve had to pay the same cost as the car again + £800 to insure him for a year.
Car insurance is amongst the world’s biggest, legal financial scams.
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This is why Meta aren’t making any money and Mark Zuckerberg is skint.
Mark Berrisford@markybf1
@fesshole Lie. Facebook ads are all irrelevant bullshit. Never stepped foot in a caravan, 1000 caravan adverts, dont own a horse, supplements for keeping your horse in great shape?
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Someone needs to stop this awful creepy cunt.
Sam Altman@sama
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night: connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests. every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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@getoffmylawn_55 Men have pockets and men don’t need things.
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Could be a venue that doesn’t allow backpacks. And even if they did it, there’s a higher the risk of pickpocketing with a backpack in a tight crowd. It also looks hot in there so it’d give you a sweaty back. Lastly this must be Europe. Don’t think you’d see this in the US.
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What happened to men? Why are these twats all wearing handbags? For their lipstick and tampons?
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Went out with my door key and bank card in my pocket, and the drugs in my pants.
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@RanTeeThree @GrumpyAgencyGuy They look like they're having an awesome time to me. Neither of you were ravers I suspect. They need their bags for their disco biscuits. But where are the women?
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It’s quite funny how many of my friends in the comments think my profile pic is actually me.
Jaydub🔥@Jaydub62636383
@GrumpyAgencyGuy @AdamSzaloczi Even your profile pictures is old as fuck. You’re so fucking dated go back to 1912 and die.
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Good chat in the replies.
People fail to understand that men don’t need things. Phone, keys. What else do you need?
Yes I’ve been to raves. Google: Sunrise, Dreamscape, Helter Skelter
No I don’t think they’re gay (wouldn’t care if they were), they’re just weak effeminate men
Grumpy Agency Guy@GrumpyAgencyGuy
What happened to men? Why are these twats all wearing handbags? For their lipstick and tampons?
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy I used to give everything to my girlfriend: cigarettes, my phone, money, and drugs. What did you do with your things?
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Sidebag is ok, nowadays phones only easily 250g + keys, fag, lighter, XTC, cocaine, speed, weed and what not🤷🏼♂️ It’s the design, that matters. I see a few womans purse and no woman in sight. I have a small Nike, useful as it gets🤷🏼♂️
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy I'm not carrying around my portable battery, tobacco, phone, wallet, and basically anything else useful to me in my pockets
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@BaronJohnRoss None of my clients want any custom from these cunts.
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy For an "Agency Guy" you're not very observant of human behaviour.
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