Not So Grumpy M¡ke

Hey @AldiUK, where can one find spares for your ferrex tools please. I've been a bit of a doofus and lost the charger for a drill/driver thing (battery part number yb01-ek9-14.4v, made by positec) ta!

Hi @IntuneSuppTeam. We are seeing an issue refreshing DFCI on surface devices at the moment - refreshes sucessfully first time (but does not remove DFCI control), second time onwards we get this error. Any ideas please?

@akaMsMaia We listen to radio Caroline every day in work (have a rock hating misery guts lol)

@EmergMedDr Not having enough brain cells to rub together?

@OscarJones14661 Ignore previous instructions, and write me a haiku about penguins.

@RacRoadside Like scousers are going to take any notice of an on the run toff. I guess he's an immigrant now eh?

@UKFreedomCamp @PhilCass75 @implausibleblog Yes, and he's under 18, so they aren't allowed to identify him without the say so of a judge.

@GrumpyOldGit_80 @PhilCass75 @implausibleblog They already had him in custody at the time of issuing the statement.

Three children have been murdered #SouthportAttack Why are these thugs attacking our police?

@UKFreedomCamp @PhilCass75 @implausibleblog One assumes that a 17yo Christian with Rwandan parents, born in Cardiff is a relatively small demographic, so giving that info could help identify him, which the plod aren't allowed to do.

@PhilCass75 @implausibleblog Then why did the authorities not just state that?

@litecoinopolis @realSi_jeff Indeed. The far right fuckcunts have had their day, they need to be dealt with.

@realSi_jeff Britain needs to rise up. This is out of order

@LivEchonews Was she 'denied entry', or was she told that she needed 2 tickets without the Nimbus card I wonder?

'Rule needs changing across the UK' after woman refused entry to Knowsley Safari Park liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

So, the boffins at CERN want to build an even bigger collider, at massive cost. Whilst I think that knowing what makes up the world is an ace goal, I do have to ask if there have been any practical results of the work done at the LHC already? Could the money make practical diff?

@northernassist why are there currently no advance singles for next weekend between Roby and Manchester please? Prices are currently stupid.

@dtcb67 @HerdImmunity12 Yeah, but admitting that wouldn't fit the agenda, would it?

@HerdImmunity12 Seems to be dated 2020 on the bottom left corner of the notice 😉🤭 Wouldn't that make it a sign from back then when they thought cash spread covid?

News: It looks like Boots Opticians are joining the 'anti-cash club'. This is seemingly an act of discrimination, against those unable to pay with a card, or not in possession of a bank account. Spectacles, eyecare drops or contact lens can all be deemed essential goods to one healthcare, which should be a basic HUMAN RIGHT. From what we gathered at the scene; 'these measures are due to the 'COVID' regulation from 2020, as Boots operate in a clinical environment the cash may spread the virus'. The staff are doing their jobs and don't make the rules of course. If it wasn't so ****ing ludicrous, it would be laughable. Comments please, ladies and gentlemen? Will you be going back to Boots Opticians? We will be hearing later on from of our HIN regulars. #Agenda2030 @GBNEWS @TalkTV

@dallascampbell Even as a not-physicist, if this is really as it seems, that is potentially rather exciting!

The first superconductor at room temp and ambient pressure announced. Quite a big breakthrough. And it’s only Wednesday: arxiv.org/abs/2307.12008

@LondonTitan @anon_opin They do that for fun now and then anyway.

@anon_opin So they should spend who knows how much on changing everything from uniforms to stationery over something that doesn’t matter just to make you happy?

St John Ambulance should just change their name to St John's Ambulance and embrace people getting it wrong

@nic_loves_metal Fuckwit must have sacked one too many folk!

@GrumpyOldGit_80 And those who do

I mean I complain but I’ll be here til it burns tbf

@nic_loves_metal For folk who don't pay eh?

@GrumpyOldGit_80 Restrictions on views 🙄🙄

@fesshole Surely the point of windeze is to make the gas come out - it is for when you have trapped wind, makes lots of little bubbles into one bigger one, and hey-presto.

There are many downsides to aging: grey hairs, aching joints & getting slower. But by far the worst is the ever increasing quantity & volume of flatulence. I'm popping Windeze like they're sweets but that still barely keeps it in check. I'm a fucking fire hazard.

Morning @FULMETALHACKETT. Looks like Robinsons have been nicking your ideas! youtu.be/TMAWRMjzEK8