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@bushontheradio Tomorrow People

What TV show intro theme do you hear in your head following THIS?

@InspGadgetBlogs @muttonshunter Presumably IOPC are chomping at the bit

I'm wading through acres of newsprint about ex DCI Peter Kirkham being aquitted of all nine charges at Crown Court. Oh wait, I'm not because there isn't any. Just the coverage when he was on trial. Except the end bit. When a jury decided he didn't actually do any of it. 🤔

@Turbinetraveler A good landing is one you walk away from

Well that could have gone a lot worse.

@SartorialThug @MorganE07969703 I have heard you have a penchant for a plethora of tits.

@MorganE07969703 Cheers. The number one consideration when planting my garden is the birds. I think I have all of those mentioned in the article.

might be of interest @SartorialThug devonlive.com/news/property/…

@LukeEElwick @anon_opin So it was, I obviously haven't played it recently enough.

@GruntfuttockJ @anon_opin Shout's album was Songs From The Big Chair.

Tears For Fears were the best British band of the 80s. Much better than The Smiths. Their first 3 albums are almost flawless. They were huge in America too. They don't get the credit they deserve.

@OfficialTourPro If I could play one round with any tour pro from any era. it would be with JD.

John Daly was the 9th alternate for the 1991 PGA Championship. He drove through the night to make it on time. At 25, he was arguably the most unforeseen major championship winner in golf history.

@Nitromanuk The Dambusters. In Which We Serve. Went the Day Well?

When Britain had gonads war movies. Here's my 3. Name yours. 1 Battle of Britain 2 Bridge too far 3 Sink the Bismark. Tough one. Lots to name.

@damekatydenise_ Do you carry the fox to distract from the smell of your stinky minge?

What a day! Totally shagged out! Folx coming at Keir from all directions, so messy! I’ve spent all afternoon beating them off. Lovely to see some young Ukrainian apprentices in the building too. Everytime Keir walked past the lads asked him if they could help with ‘business’.

@BurnsideWasTosh @DPJHodges He wants 10 years. I want Cameron Diaz to sit on my face. I fear we will both be disappointed.

@DPJHodges He set out a very clear timetable: 8 more years.

Strong rumours now circulating Starmer will be told by Cabinet Ministers tomorrow he must set a timetable for his departure.

@JK28712220 @Posted_to_BAOR Why do you think they are called 'Green' Slime? It's AI bollox. not even posed bollox.

@Posted_to_BAOR Rare sighting of the green slime in the wild.

The hotel is out the gate, turn left and you can’t miss it…..

@Posted_to_BAOR AI shit. Personnel who were that cap badge do not wear a dark blue beret. @andybarber654

@JoeMcAdam99 @DefenceHQ @16AirAssltBCT Maybe you should fuck off

@DefenceHQ @16AirAssltBCT Maybe you should drop some medical supplies in Gaza instead of helping the Israeli regime with genocide.

Strap in: Follow one of our paratroopers from @16AirAssltBCT jumping in to Tristan da Cunha – one of the world’s most remote communities – to deliver vital medical support 🪂

@DefenceHQ @16AirAssltBCT Cracking effort. Well done.

@bagshaw2112 I taut I taw a buddy tat

what do you see in 3D ??… #magiceye #stereoscope !!. Who will be #firstin and #topten . PLEASE PUT #magiceye in your replies to be in the #topten goodluck please repost so others can play along 🙏 JUST A BIT OF FUN 🤩 #monday

@FarRightSkip Activated by you big brother smacking you round t he back of the head

Found a rare pic of a wireless remote from the 1970s

@moveincircles Damn right.

Men will literally drive an antique steam engine to the pub instead of going to therapy

@XRLlareggub @JackDunc1 From what I've read, Heath wasn't gay so much as absolutely nothing.

@JackDunc1 Ted Heath was the first gay PM.

As a gay, we deserve so much better given all the shite we face than Wes fucking Streeting becoming the first gay Prime Minister. 😭😭

@andybarber654 @JournalistJill You got a new scooter?

@GruntfuttockJ @JournalistJill Social mobility🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

Potato update. (See earlier post). Sublime. (I kept the skins on because they made lovely little ‘crisps’ as they fell off into the pan. 😍😍😍.

@WG_RumblePants Mole: Randall Badger: Cook Rat: Brearley Toad: Botham

This week’s Sunday evening question… You’ve been given the job of casting director in your local village production of Wind in the Willows. The only catch is that you can only cast current and former cricketers in the lead roles of Mole, Rat, Badger and Toad. Which four cricketers are you casting?